Darren Rovell made a fool by a bored 18 year old

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  1. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    It’s Rovell in a landslide for me.
     
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  3. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    It would've been more accurate for him to say "has not" instead of "did not." They had just clinched the title game berth an hour before and the game was still nine days away.
     
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  4. Arrec Bardwin

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    Imagine getting wasted then challenging him to a race
     
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    Would be a top 3 moment of my life
     
  6. Shawn Hunter

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    Death
     
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  8. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    God damn LOL

     
  9. RockHardJawn39

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    For the soccer board posters
     
  10. Arrec Bardwin

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    Was my very first thought
     
  11. spagett

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    God he's weird

    I want to hear from the person who was recording
     
  12. 20/20/20/20

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    Nice reminder of this gem in the replies:

     
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    Darren with the important pregame info

     
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  15. spagett

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  17. MODEVIL

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    Was looking for this thread. He never fails to make it about himself.
     
  18. southlick

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  19. Eathan Edwards

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    There's so much to unpack here:

    It's Rovell

    One of the more odd marketing pitches I can remember
     
  20. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Holy shit, just put whatever bet you'd normally place into an ETF.
     
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  21. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    I adore that tweet
     
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  22. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    Can he break down how much money he’d have if he didn’t bet and had a time machine to go back to 1999 to buy apple stock with that money?
     
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    "Hey guys, I'm paid to analyze sports but clearly have no idea what I'm doing"

    "Please invest in my new app so you can also track your losses"
     
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    Big D is loaded unfortunately
     
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  25. Louis Holth

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    Y’all are going to make me follow him again dammit
     
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  26. Louis Holth

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    That’s what your mom said
     
  27. Eathan Edwards

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    I was going to respond to this as well but honestly Devine throwing out Big D loaded may have been more than I was comedically prepared for.
     
  28. 20/20/20/20

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    If those were all straight wagers, that is impressively bad. He could make quite a profit betting the exact opposite.

    However, I expect there’s some parlays and shit in there.
     
  29. southlick

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  30. MODEVIL

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    MLK obsessed

     
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  32. Arrec Bardwin

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    That’s a classic
     
  33. killerwvu

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  35. Prospector

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    son's were at?

    Isn't he a writer? Terrible, horrible, and gross
     
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    Northwestern taking another L
     
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  37. laxjoe

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    I’m 100% certain he took that picture wearing his Cats United #51 t-shirt
     
  38. EdmondDantes

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    has anyone seen Darren and dbl in the same room?
     
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  39. devine

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    Embarrassing
     
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  40. RockHardJawn39

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  41. 20/20/20/20

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  42. MODEVIL

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    he kinda dropped off my radar recently...since the changes on twitter, I rarely came across his content.
     
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  44. snowfx2

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    Pro athletes apparently can’t have endorsements

     
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  45. TC

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    She is a senior...why wouldn't she turn pro
     
  46. 20/20/20/20

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    She had another year of college eligibility if she chose to use it.
     
  47. The Hebrew Husker

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    COVID year. Some thought maybe NIL money would exceed WNBA/other endorsements and she’d stick around.
     
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