Darren Rovell made a fool by a bored 18 year old

It’s Rovell in a landslide for me.

 

“I can’t be racist. I have at least 9 pieces of MLK memorabilia”

 

It would've been more accurate for him to say "has not" instead of "did not." They had just clinched the title game berth an hour before and the game was still nine days away.

 

Imagine getting wasted then challenging him to a race

 

Would be a top 3 moment of my life

 

Death

 

God damn LOL

 

For the soccer board posters

 

Was my very first thought

 

God he's weird

I want to hear from the person who was recording

 

Nice reminder of this gem in the replies:

 

Darren with the important pregame info

 

Was looking for this thread. He never fails to make it about himself.

 

ROFL

 

There's so much to unpack here:

It's Rovell

One of the more odd marketing pitches I can remember

 

Holy shit, just put whatever bet you'd normally place into an ETF.

 

I adore that tweet

 

Can he break down how much money he’d have if he didn’t bet and had a time machine to go back to 1999 to buy apple stock with that money?

 

"Hey guys, I'm paid to analyze sports but clearly have no idea what I'm doing"

"Please invest in my new app so you can also track your losses"

 

Big D is loaded unfortunately

 

Y’all are going to make me follow him again dammit

 

That’s what your mom said

 

I was going to respond to this as well but honestly Devine throwing out Big D loaded may have been more than I was comedically prepared for.

 

If those were all straight wagers, that is impressively bad. He could make quite a profit betting the exact opposite.

However, I expect there’s some parlays and shit in there.

 

MLK obsessed

 

That’s a classic

 

Gonna lol when those NIL checks bounce