Devine's Bar

Where's everyone at

 

Filing a class action lawsuit for bait and switch prices on drinks. Jacks are $3 tonight.

 

Can I get 3 shots of jack in my XL polar pop cup for the road?

 

Is the IC Light deal still good for the game tonight?

 

You guy's hiring?

 

I said for the rest of the season

 

i just talked to the chef and he said we were serving sliders tonight. reported that to management and now he is fired bc sliders are stupid

 

Yeah I was told earlier in the week that there would be a Canadian Beer Bucket special of some sort tonight for the Pens game

 

There is..

$3 molson and labatt blue pints

 

Yeah glad we rid ourselves of the dead weight

 

i will handle the cooking tonight

 

I was thinking more along the lines of bathroom attendant. Seems to be a lot of problems in that area. Plus I would like to spray Polo Blue on bertwing 's taint at three dollars a pop.

 

We are

UncleJesse send me your resume and add a headshot please for reasons

 

just got the menu tonight from management:

$5 burgers tonight comes with your choice of side

any patron asking for it to be cooked well done will be banned for life

 

Resume
Job applying for: Bathroom attendant
Skills: I can wipe my own ass.

 

You're hired

Show up naked we will have your uni waiting ha ha

 

you seem a bit overqualified

 

Excellent. See your ass tonight bertwing

 

Like starting from the bottom, or any position really.

 

devine Do employees get free food or do I just need to steal it?

 

i'll give you free food from the kitchen if i can get some polo blue sprayed on my taint for free

 

You guys mind if I do some coke in the bathroom?

Oh and I'll take a Coors and shot of Jamo.

 

Just showed up to the bathroom and Vontaze Burfict is kicking his own ass in the bathroom while taking looks bad marinetodd 's name in the vain. Really odd situation.

 

I have had a lot to drink

 

I'm here to do the health inspection. You guys are good to go as long as Tobias stops scratching his butthole then handling food without washing his hands.

Now I'll take the cuntiest beer available.

 

What is your hot tea selection like?

 

**pulls dead roach out of wallet and puts it in burger**

OH MY GOD ARREST DEVINE

 

devine I am trying to listen to the game but Tobias filled the jukebox full of Skrillex songs. Can you mute the jukebox?

 

i almost lit the wrong end of my cig lol this bar is something else

 

It's okay. Tobias washes his hands leaving the bathroom at least 60 percent of the time.

 

70% of the time*

and that is a C in college aka a passing grade

 

Done

LGP

 

omg as soon as you did that we scored

 

Someone get this guy a coors light

 

;)

 

Place is picking up. Just woke up from a nap in the back. devine keeps a nice cot back there.

 

UncleJesse needs to start keeping the riff raff out better

 

Just FYI he's selling grams of blow out of an Altoids tin

 

UncleJesse is this true

 

What is this place

 

We're closed man get out of here