Elon "Nazi" Musk/ Twitter Thread

This is a wild thing to say. It’s still your money, even if someone else is managing it

like you are happy that you are paying someone to perform worse than VOO etc? How brave

 

My mental health has a higher valuation than my portfolio. Which may be wild to you, but you are not me.

 

Probably more just happy that he can choose to not pay attention to a long term investment as it has a day like today.

 

I’ll let it go but the logic you are following doesn’t exactly feel healthy either

 

it probably will be back running by tonight but would be nice if the Twitter outage turned into a week

 

Revoke his lifeforce imo

 

Doge designer is also him/his mouthpiece. Never won’t be weird he replies to it or his numerous other alts.

 

I was a financial advisor for over 17 years. It's a fucking grift and I hated everything about it

 

perhaps the best endorsement yet for not hiring a financial advisor!

 

accurate

 

I hope that day is today.

 

I make this promise to TMB. If I hit a massive lottery win and Elmo still owns Twitter I will pay a large amount of money to hackers to just constantly keep it down.

And to do whatever they can to make Elmo and Fatty lose as much money as possible.

 

and I want North Korea ByBit to steal the USA's super strategic crypto reserves, and gatorfromiowa's too.

 

Not sure where else to put this but my Cybertruck was vandalized today. I’m barely affording the payments so I’m not sure how I’m going to pay to get the swastika removed.

Would anyone be willing to contribute to a gofundme if I started one?

 

Worst case scenario for Tesla is an elon that wants to be involved. As we're seeing with the current state of global US hegemony.

 

steve please share the link when you have it set up i would love to help here

 

If it is a cyberattack, I really want to know who's doing the lord's work like that.

 

that is a cause i would donate to

 

Facebook theory from the smart guys is NATO. Too much free speech.

these people are fucking insane.

 

Once you find out who vandalized it, let me know ASAP

because I want to send that person money

 

Only closed down 15% today

 

Wait is that a real post? I thought it was satire

 

yikes buddy

 

Are the foreign actors in the room with Elon?

 

Sorry, that was me. I thought it was your wife's boyfriend's cyber truck

 

Not sure if serious

 

I was hacked by foreign actors

 

Problem solved

 

How did David Simon get such memorable performances for the leads in the wire?

foreign actors.

 

Is Twitter still fucked up? I click on tweets here and Twitter can't retrieve the tweet

 

https://www.wired.com/story/whats-driving-teslas-woes/

Gee, i dunno





fukking WIRED

 

Nothing closet about mp_22 being a maga shitlord

 

fyi, elon is blaming Ukraine for a ddos attack on twatter today
https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3lk2focxrwk2s

 

halved since xmas

 

Least shocking thing ever and dangerous as fuck to put misinformation out there like this

 

The stock closed today at its lowest since October 23rd. And, not only has it lost all of the nearly 90% in gains it had after the election (251.44 to 479.86), its now down almost 12% since the election (251.44 to 222.15).

 

Just a shittier version of Zorg

 

As dumb as the mistakes this character makes that leads to his eventual death, he's still far more competent than musk could ever hope to be.

 

this guy is going to be an absolute disaster for this country. Maybe the entire planet.

 

Is it actually down? I haven’t really noticed a problem with it but I also haven’t spent more than 3 minutes on it today and people are still tweeting

 

This morning when I checked it wasnt working at all. It's working now. But ive only checked it via laptop.

 

It has crashed at least 5 times (per what I've read) leaving it inoperable for many (maybe most) users for much of the day.

 

yea, the Ukrainians decided a good way to get their territory back from Russia was attacking America's Co-President

 

makes me think the whole thing was planned.

at best they’re just being opportunistic.