Elon "Nazi" Musk/ Twitter Thread

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    They never thought it was cool, dork.
     
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    No one on planet earth except the small percent of racist white Americans that can afford them are buying his shit. And yet, the stock will be north of 350 by the end of the week. So insanely stupid.
     
  10. DUCKMOUTH

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    I have no doubt the US government will buy up the inventory at some point to save Elon
     
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    can’t wait until I see us military cyber trucks getting owned in combat situations as China overruns us.
     
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    The cybertruck will be bulletproof enough to serve briefly as an artillery target
     
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    Saving Private Ryan DDay scenes but it’s all cyber trucks rolling off the landing boats just instantly disassembling themselves on the beach.
     
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    I was thinking they would just be used as those anti-ship/tank big pieces of metal.

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  17. NineteenNine

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    Drop them like bombs. We know they like to catch fire.
     
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  19. a.tramp

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    Odd he can’t bump that timeline up by say 19 years or so but a man has to keep his safety net around.
     
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    Assuming it’s because you’d have to pray it turns on every time you go to start it
     
  21. BrentTray

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    Actually you have to pray it doesn’t kill you while driving it
     
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    But if it does, you get 72 incels in the afterlife
     
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    Gates is the best one we have and he was on Epstein's plane
     
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    Buffett and Mackenzie Scott give away a ton of money. idk if that makes them good, but better than most.
     
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    I don't think all billionaires are bad but the idea of being a billionaire and it being a thing is very bad. It also usually fucks up the brain of people who would have otherwise been normal.
     
  27. dblplay1212

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    Yea idk where the line of "too much money for one person" is but the idea of one person having hundreds of billions of dollars while we have global housing and hunger issues is just absurd.
     
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    If you give poor people sustenance it will dissuade them from aspiring to be billionaires!
     
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    The problem with being a billionaire is logically there is a level of human suffering you're ok with before you'll stop being a billionaire
     
  30. dblplay1212

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    And I realize it's a pipe dream, but I really wish the govt had a clause that capped the profit a business can generate if it's ever taken any govt money. Again, no clue how you'd even draw it up in a perfect world, but the idea that someone can have $300b dollars from a business that was bankrupt without the govt saving it is batshit crazy to me. You need govt help? Ok cool, we'll help, but we're capping what you can make on the backend. If that means that extra profit or shares or whatever goes to the guy on the line putting doors on your trucks is making 300k a year, or you're selling cars for $20k, I couldn't care less. If the govt helps you, the business turns into a wealth sharing program for everyone in the company or for society as a whole, not a money funnel to the owner.
     
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    They all think they’re self made and mostly incapable of realizing that their successes are built on the backs of people that actually pay taxes.
     
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    On topic...

     
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    Even if they didn’t get bailed out, their success is built on public education, publicly funded infrastructure, government supported housing, government-regulated utilities, government-funded research and development, the post office keeping shipping costs low, etc. People not understanding that the federal government is a partner with literally every successful US business is the issue, and someone needs to explain it.
     
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    Paul Allen was pretty cool. He used his Microsoft billions to buy pro sports teams, Jimi Hendrex guitars, a giant yacht that he lent out for deep sea research, and a bunch of philanthropy
     
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    Whammy I hope everyone you love leaves you
     
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  42. kezarmyaj

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    they got to clippy now :(

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    Taxes are the way the government can claw that money back and admit it didn’t go where it was supposed to go. But we don’t do that.
     
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    Weird that tailoring it to your needs results it in spouting racist conspiracy theories
     
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