Elon / Twitter Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Whammy, Apr 14, 2022.

  1. BudKilmer

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  2. devine

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    Hell yeah we are going all in now

     
  3. Cornfed Buffalo

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    Elon has the biggest brain
     
  4. Can I Spliff it

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    What *won't* this guy say ha ha!
     
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  5. wes tegg

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  6. LuPoor

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    I was sitting here trying to figure out why the fuck he was inviting Ken Marino into his plane
     
  7. Handcuffed

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    i wonder what elon would have to say to get himself ousted as CEO from either Tesla or SpaceX

    i remember he had found a way to insulate himself on the Board of Tesla a few years ago but it's very clear he's hurting the company. SpaceX isn't public so idk there.
     
  8. chuckmasterflex

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  9. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Oh shit. I hate it when I'm right:

     
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  10. chuckmasterflex

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    If he wants to buy twitter for the deal he agreed to he is still allowed to do that. Literally no one is stopping him from doing that.
     
  11. Cornfed Buffalo

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    Just a friendly reminder to EAT THE RICH
     
  12. BudKilmer

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    You either die a spoiled man baby emerald heir or live long enough to be a shitpitter
     
  13. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

  14. Eathan Edwards

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    I would pay a lot for that PPV fight - especially given while on a plane. Basically a mission impossible scene.
     
  15. chuckmasterflex

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  16. Redav

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    I kind of figured this was coming since he wasn't following the agreement with Twitter and kind sorta seems to have lost his mind and is trying to tweet through it
     
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  17. Where Eagles Dare

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    TSLA gonna crash show low Gallant Knight is gonna start being long on it
     
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  18. Andy Reocho

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    You just hate to see it.
     
  19. wes tegg

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    The best possible outcome is going to be him blowing himself up trying to get to Mars.
     
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  20. VaxRule

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  21. Gallant Knight

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    Eh I would be fine with aggressive colon cancer
     
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  22. Gallant Knight

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    If they remove musk the stock will go down 90%

    also the board is made up of his friends so they won’t do shit
     
  23. wes tegg

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    There's more justice in it being of his own doing. Ripping his own colon out with his self-designed decancerizing raygun would work.
     
  24. Can I Spliff it

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  25. Sir Phobos

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    imagine at any point ever gargling this dude's musty sac. when was he ever cool?
     
  26. ashy larry

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  27. VaxRule

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    Tesla no longer makes cars. They’re going to become patent trolls. Relocating to Texas makes sense now.
     
  28. bro

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    3 to 5 bullet points

    :roll:

    what a great troll opportunity
     
  29. Handcuffed

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    old but a favorite of mine

     
  30. Redav

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    Pls keep posting through it Elon
     
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  31. VaxRule

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    Trees. The answer is trees.

    Where’s my $100 million?
     
  32. wes tegg

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  33. Gallant Knight

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    Wonder what he’s on right now
     
  34. Lyrtch

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    Feel like the broad abuse of Adderall in tech and elite society in general is under examined
     
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  35. Lyrtch

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    Or other stimulants, obvi
     
  36. VaxRule

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    Man just took a surprise trip to South America in his private jet. I am jumping to all the conclusions.
     
  37. Can I Spliff it

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    Elon is online enough to know how this works. Make sure to use burners
     
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  38. wes tegg

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    I still can't get over the fact that he's outlined his litigation strategy as being designed to lose massive amounts of money.
     
  39. wes tegg

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    Sign up to get paid a flat fee to take instructions from a non-lawyer to chase windmills and get your teeth kicked in!
     
  40. Can I Spliff it

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    There's a certain kraken lawyer who has filed in every conceivable jurisdiction who might be available
     
  41. VaxRule

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    The first letter of each word in every motion you file will spell out messages like “Help my client is a moron”
     
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  42. bwi2

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    but can you imagine the power of knowing that your litigation position is based on justice, not the merits of the case?
     
  43. Redav

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    The idea that "I must be virtuous because society allows me to have all this money" leads Musk to believe her can convince people of his point of view. The more he doesn't do that he thinks he just hasn't explained it well enough so you get posting through it.
     
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  44. wes tegg

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    Better yet, on Elon Musk's perception of justice!
     
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  45. Born Again Lefty

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    He’s creating a Batman Department
     
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  46. VaxRule

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    I’d rather hear his thoughts on David Justice
     
  47. Mix

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    This is one hell of a take

     
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  48. VaxRule

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    The human brain is fascinating.
     
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  49. wes tegg

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    :roll: