Fucked around and found out

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Fuzzy Zoeller, Aug 27, 2021.

  1. Cousin Eddie

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    In all likelihood he will be fine. If he got someone to write him a script for the pills it’s not likely to harm him significantly.
     
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  2. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    FUCK.
     
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  3. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Wow.
     
  4. IV

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    Placebos
     
  5. Prospector

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    1. I hope he dies
    2. I thought he lost his family in a bitter divorce
     
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  6. fish

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  7. Baron

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    Please delete that fish
     
  8. dcon79

    dcon79 Nailed it
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    Does his show always have the camera zoom out likes it’s going to commercials then pull right back in? Fucking weird.
     
  9. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    what happened?
     
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  10. Baron

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    It’s all good
     
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  11. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  12. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    Look at the dates on this shit

    Truly fucking deranged to post anti vaxx shit as your dad is dying from covid

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  13. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Apparently Miles Teller is a big asshole

     
  14. bryix

    bryix to have ambition is my ambition
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    I've heard somewhere that he is a massive dickhead
     
  15. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I did
     
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  16. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Wait, they’re remaking the fucking Godfather?
     
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  17. Mister Me Too

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    No, it’s a miniseries depicting the development and production of The Godfather.
     
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  18. swiz

    swiz >>>--;;;------------->
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  19. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    “idk how I’m going to pay for all this I have no insurance”

    faafo combo
     
  20. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Welp, good news is you almost certainly WON'T have to pay for it yourself if you end up on a vent.
     
  21. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    The fucking irony of them decrying the erosion of “high test alpha males”
     
  22. CaneKnight

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    The level of rage I have after seeing this isn’t healthy folks
     
  23. Buns

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    His “immune system”
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  24. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    Imagine thinking your immune system that you’ve drowned in alcohol and bacon is prepared for a novel coronavirus. It doesn’t seem like these horse paste eating patriots are mixing in too many salads.
     
  25. Aaron Hernandez

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    Ahh. Was hoping we were giving Ben Affleck a shot at the Puzo book.
     
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  26. repoocs

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    Too bad vaccines are sooooooo expensive.
     
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  27. Redav

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    I think I like the "I have a strong immune system" ones the most. Mix in a little toxic masculinity. I am 50 lbs over weight and have not broken into a run in a decade but my immune system has got this.
     
  28. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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  29. DetroitIrish3

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    I’m honestly just impressed at the speed in which these people go from posting this shit to being directly in the hospital
     
  30. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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  31. wes tegg

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    I about had a stroke.
     
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  32. kennypowers

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    I haven’t had Facebook in a few years but it seems like these people just shit post boomer memes all day every day, so there is always a good opportunity for irony.
     
  33. Prospector

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    A South Carolina GOP leader who called face masks an 'illusion' has died from COVID-19
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    Aug 21, 2021, 8:49 AM

    The GOP leader of a South Carolina county died from COVID-19 after pushing false statements about the disease and downplaying restrictions like mask-wearing.

    Since the beginning of the pandemic, Pressley Stutts, chair of the Greenville Tea Party, had been a vocal skeptic of coronavirus-related guidance and safety ordinances released by national health agencies. Last year, he called face masks an "illusion" in a Facebook post and falsely claimed the people in the US "have a 99.999% of not dying from the Wuhan virus."

    He also cheered on unvaccinated doctors and nurses and criticized vaccination mandates. "Mandates and coercions DO NOT WORK especially when they come to us from a government that has repeatedly lied to the American People time and time again," he wrote.

    Pressley — from an ICU hospital bed — continued to downplay the coronavirus. After being admitted into the hospital in early August, he wrote in a Facebook post that "COVID is nothing to fool with and in as much as possible, it is up to you to take the best precautions for you and your family to avoid getting it."

    About two weeks later, Pressley called the virus "hell on earth" in another post.

    "When you have to take every single ounce just to get your next breath, you know you are in the battle for your life!" he wrote in that Facebook post. "I IMPLORE YOU....PLEASE PRAY THAT GOD MOVES MIGHTILY IN MY BODY. ISOLATED. DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN ENDURE WITHOUT YOUR PRAYERS. SERIOUSLY!"

    Pressley's final Facebook post, published on August 13 just days before his death, said he was going on a ventilator. He also promised to "wake up from this short rest and be back in the game soon."
     
  34. dblplay1212

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    Well done, Covid.


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  35. NYGator

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    Maybe we shouldn’t have professional wrestling.
     
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  36. NYGator

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  37. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    That horse paste just hits different…

     
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  38. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    No. You’re not the boss of me, The Atlantic.
     
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  39. mc415

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    yes he is and a terrible drunk
     
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  40. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  41. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    Lost another good one?

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  42. bryix

    bryix to have ambition is my ambition
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    so what you're saying is that he wasn't acting in The Spectacular Now
     
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  43. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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  44. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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  45. NYGator

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    You guys know what the NYT pitchbot is, right? (Hint: parody)
     
  46. dblplay1212

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    The article is from The Atlantic.
     
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  47. NYGator

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    But the NYT Pitchbot was making fun of it for being that type of article.
     
  48. dblplay1212

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    I don't think anyone was commenting on the tweeter, but rather the article.
     
  49. NYGator

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    Got it
     
  50. Mister Me Too

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    What he thinks his immune system is like:

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    What his immune system is really like:

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    Also, I hope he enjoys the freedom of not knowing how he is going to pay for his medical bills.
     
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