Fucked around and found out

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  1. a.tramp

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    Actual conversation just had with a new electrician I am subbing out. He came highly recommended for electrical work. I am pretty sure I am only going to use him for electrical work.

    me - “I will be back to check on job this afternoon, I am clearing out some bronchitis and am pretty heavily medicated.”

    him - “oh man, I hope you are already taking Ivermectin to clear that china virus out.”

    me - “it is not covid, I am vaccinated and have negative tests. This is a pretty common thing for me, happens every year or 2 if I have a pretty big allergy flare up.”

    him - “oh, this works on everything, it is a miracle drug that they are keeping hidden from us. It cures the cold, flu, and about 4-5 different types of cancer tumors. And do not get the pills for people, get the actual horse paste. The syringe is for about a 1200lb horse so you just need to squeeze of the size of your thumb into a glass of warm water and swirl it around and drink it. Guarantee it will be gone in 2 days. My whole family of 22 has been taking it for years for everything and none of us has the jab and none of us has gotten the china virus.

    me - “yeah, I am pretty sure my GP that I have a 14 year of charts & notes and a medical relationship with has it under control. I will check back in this afternoon with the progress on the electrical work.”
     
  2. a.tramp

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    We are so fucked as a country.
     
  3. Bo Pelinis

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  4. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I would have went the opposite route and told him that’s exactly what you’re doing but he’s doing it all wrong. He’s gotta pump up those horse paste numbers. You gotta take a full palm sized dose daily, not a thumb and it’s not really working good if your not getting the worms out.
     
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  5. duc15

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    I’d find a new electrician
     
  6. Redav

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    Stupid sexy woke electricians
     
  7. Clown Baby

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    My veterinarian of 15 years begs to differ. He’s says I’m the healthiest human he’s ever seen.
     
  8. a.tramp

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    I most likely will but he already has this project underway. But in all honesty, finding one that will actually do work on pool systems is difficult in normal times. It is a pretty niche market.

    I have also referenced it in either this thread or the Covid info thread, the trades are loaded with this kind of thought. Blue collar/white truck positions are heavily swayed by the GOP bootstrap and watch out for big government mentality. I have no actual research to back that claim up with, just 20 years rubbing shoulders in the trades field.
     
  9. Tobias

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    he wrote "very good boy" in the notes for my last physical
     
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  10. timo

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    Can confirm this. For example:

    One of the other subs I have to work with (I'm also a sub) on one of my Federal projects has workers with III%er stickers (+ other rw militia and anti-vax shit, of course) on their hardhats walking through Capitol Police metal detectors every night.

    I really want to ask the cops what they think of letting in these people who were more than likely the same guys who stormed the Capitol 9 months ago... but I keep my mouth shut (plus, I'm not sure I want to know the answer)
     
  11. Nole0515

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    How did they pass a background check if their facebook is littered with that shit
     
  12. Bruce Bowen

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  13. Baseballman86

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    If it wasn't so dangerous, I'd think it was hilarious how many of these morons think of ivermectin as this "little medicine that could" that the docs and "big pharma" don't want you to know about. Is that shit not made by Merck? It's a $200B company. If it even remotely helped with sore throats they'd be hyping the shit out of it. Instead they put out a statement saying directly NOT to take it for this.
     
  14. a.tramp

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    All I hear us baaaaaaaahhhhhh. Sheep!!!
     
  15. Baseballman86

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    (Proceeds to dip with medical paste for livestock)
     
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  16. a.tramp

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    For real though, Merck is so against making money. They are a non-profit really. They are happy to pass along any all approved & effective drugs for a break-even because that is what they do.

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  17. BudKilmer

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    Hahahaha holy shit
     
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  18. bigred77

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    Charge your phone
     
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  19. a.tramp

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    It gets charged between jobs unless I am on a lengthy job. Also shut up.
     
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    No you


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  22. ashy larry

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    please keep Kathy in your parts
     
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    Canadian man punches nurse multiple times who administered COVID vaccine to his wife

    Updated 10:13 am EDT Sep. 24, 2021

    A Canadian man punched and knocked a nurse to the ground after she administered the COVID-19 vaccine to his wife without his permission, police said.

    On Monday in Sherbrooke, a city in southern Quebec, the man walked into the pharmacy and accused the nurse who vaccinating his wife. Sherbrooke Police spokesman Martin Carrier told USA TODAY the man was "extremely irate."

    "He asked the nurse why she vaccinated his wife without approval, without his consent and then started punching her in the face multiple times. The nurse didn't even have time to speak up for herself before he started punching her," Carrie

    After attacking the nurse, the man quickly ran out of the pharmacy, Carrier said. The police are currently searching for the suspect but do not have a photo or name. He said the suspect was described as a 30-45 year-old-man with short brown hair, two small ear piercings and a tattoo on his hand of a cross.

    The nurse was quickly taken to the hospital and treated for her face injuries, Carrier said. He added Canadian law does not require spouses' permission to get vaccinated.

    As of September 11, 68.72% of Canada's population have been fully vaccinated, according to the Public Health Agency of Canada.

    However anti-vaccine and mask protests have lingered in the Quebec, prompting action from the government and Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

    Quebec's National Assembly unanimously passed a new bill that prohibits anti-vaccine protesters from demonstrating near schools, daycares, hospitals, as well as COVID-19 testing and vaccine sites, according to Canadian outlet CTV News.

    "We must protect Quebecers, and we still do so today. Thank you to the oppositions for their collaboration," Public safety minister Geneviève Guilbault tweeted.

    The Pfizer-BioNTech or Moderna COVID-19 vaccines is 94% effective against COVID-19 hospitalization among fully vaccinated adults and 64% effective among partially vaccinated adults, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

    The Johnson & Johnson vaccine was 66.3% effective in clinical trials at preventing COVID-19 infection in people who received the vaccine, according to the CDC.

    "Canadians know that the way to get through this pandemic is for everyone to get vaccinated. That is about protecting our young people. It's about protecting Canadians. We are absolutely unequivocal on that because this is how we get through this pandemic," Prime minister Justin Trudeau said during his recent campaign trail.
     
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  27. a.tramp

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    I am gonna start punching Target checkout people because they are allowing my wife to spend a shitload of money without my permission.
     
  28. El Tiburon

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    I’ve got news for you, Debbie. Kathy not having any brain activity was a pre-existing condition.
     
  29. Capstone 88

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    I know this is a joke but I’d be very on board with cocaine prescriptions
     
  30. HowdyHorns

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    Now do Amazon
     
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  31. a.tramp

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    Nah man, they will fight back. Promise.
     
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  32. Bruce Bowen

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    Just asking for a drone attack.
     
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  33. RockHardJawn39

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    This is incredible work
     
  34. Tobias

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    i know its not a 1:1 comparison but i love how much boomers complain about immigrants not speaking english or whatever and then they log-on and have absolutely zero grasp of the language in the written/typed form
     
  35. beerme

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    This is too soon. right now we’re keeping Kathy in our parts
     
  36. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I am truly sorry for her lots
     
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  37. Bo Pelinis

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    Bye Dwight.

     
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  38. Snakes

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    I am convinced this is from right wing FM radio. So many of these guys have a lot of windshield time and every metro area in this country has numerous RWNJ channels.
     
  39. Bo Pelinis

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    Podcasts too. Shapiro, Alex Jones, Rogan, Crowder, etc etc etc
     
  40. Tobias

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    laughed at him getting actually mad that "a cartoon got its second amendment rights taken away"
     
  41. Bo Pelinis

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    Ya'll should listen to Knowledge Fight. They dissect Alex Jones' insanity and he's a really great way to figure out where RWNJ thought is at current.
     
  42. Pharm

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    it’s also generic so it makes zero sense to merk to pimp it out anyways. Edenburg pharmaceuticals is the only generic manufacturer I can see. Unless you are doing bulk powder.
     
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  43. Clown Baby

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    This is the first time in recorded history that someone named Kevin has made a thoughtful and salient point

     
  44. Clown Baby

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    Guys, please refer to Ivermectin as Sklice from henceforth
     
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  45. ashy larry

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    most tragic part of that story is Geoff not being able to correct the spelling of his stupid ass name before it got etched on his tombstone for generations to scoff at
     
  46. Can I Spliff it

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    Lmao these are full grown adults
     
  47. Prospector

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    Are they really tho?
     
  48. BrentTray

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    Might have some contributions because of this, but we’ll never know since they’ll unplug their internet.