Gambling Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by bro, Nov 25, 2020.

  1. Dildo Dawgins

    Dildo Dawgins Well-Known Member
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    Georgia Bulldogs

    Its pretty hard to get outright banned from these legal books, but easy to get severely limited. I'm maxed at $12 wagers on MGM and not eligible for any of their promos or boosts. I'm surprised DK hasn't done the same since I've been killing them lately - they're holding about 60% of bankroll right now.
     
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  2. DuffandMuff

    DuffandMuff Well-Known Member
    Tampa Bay Lightning

    $12 max wager?!
     
  3. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    Clemson Tigers

    imma just venmo @ohhai $100 and you can take 50% of all the winnings
     
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  4. VASooner

    VASooner Well-Known Member
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    Washington NationalsOklahoma City ThunderCleveland BrownsDallas CowboysOklahoma SoonersLiverpool

    So yeah, let's all get in on that hotstreak
     
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  5. letan

    letan Just looking for the gator board
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    Real MadridJacksonville JaguarsFlorida GatorsTampa Bay Rays

    we will tank his hot streak with the quickness
     
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  6. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    Yeah by banned I mean my bets go into manual review over $10 and get rejected. Not really banned but what's the difference
     
  7. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    Can't get cold when you always bet on both teams :laugh:
     
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  8. tigerbishop11

    tigerbishop11 call Tyrone
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    New York MetsClemson TigersNew York JetsNew York Rangers

    I’m watching Good Morning Football because I’m bored on a Friday morning and every line they have listed on their ticker is wrong? Jax -1.5?
     
  9. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
    Virginia CavaliersDallas Cowboys

    I can’t find an NFL line I really like this weekend.
     
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  10. b7

    b7 Well-Known Member
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    Ohio State BuckeyesCincinnati RedsPittsburgh SteelersPittsburgh PenguinsCleveland Cavaliers

    Lions plus 10 is my pick (betting on the lions sucks though).
     
  11. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
    Virginia CavaliersDallas Cowboys

    That one is on my small list.
     
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  12. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
    Virginia CavaliersDallas Cowboys

    I even considered Houston +9
     
  13. Dildo Dawgins

    Dildo Dawgins Well-Known Member
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    Georgia Bulldogs

    CFB picks
    Ole Miss
    Texas
    Scar
    Auburn tt u14.5
    Penn St ml
    UConn
    VT

    Edit: adding Temple +30. Looks like Mathis has played well the past few games and Cincy in let down spot. 30 is also a good back door number.
     
    #5463 Dildo Dawgins, Oct 8, 2021
    Last edited: Oct 8, 2021
  14. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed TMB OG
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    Seattle MarinersOregon DucksPortland TimbersPortland Trail Blazers

    only bets i made were on the p12 after dark underdogs, Utah +3 and Arizona +16

    hate all lines this weekend, both ncaaf and nfl
     
  15. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
    Virginia CavaliersDallas Cowboys

    I did just bet the Astros +150.
     
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  16. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
    Virginia CavaliersDallas Cowboys

    :bananallama:
     
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  17. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    Tennessee VolunteersLos Angeles DodgersDenver NuggetsBuffalo BillsBuffalo Sabres

    jumping on the Braves
     
  18. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
    Virginia CavaliersDallas Cowboys

    Stanford +13.5
     
  19. tigerbishop11

    tigerbishop11 call Tyrone
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    New York MetsClemson TigersNew York JetsNew York Rangers

    Temple is point shaving
     
  20. tigerbishop11

    tigerbishop11 call Tyrone
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    New York MetsClemson TigersNew York JetsNew York Rangers

    I demand an inquiry
     
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  21. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Placeholder for a Custom Title
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    Auburn TigersLos Angeles LakersLos Angeles RamsAnaheim DucksManchester UnitedLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

    Ole Miss -4.5
    Florida Vandy Under 59.5
    Rutgers Sparty Under 49.5
    Iowa ML
     
  22. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
    Donor

    Iowa ML yup
     
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  23. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
    Virginia CavaliersDallas Cowboys

    I have Texas ML. I realize it seems suspicious up 14. Ha
     
  24. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
    Virginia CavaliersDallas Cowboys

    Fucking kickers. How do you miss a PAT in college?
     
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  25. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
    Virginia CavaliersDallas Cowboys

    I have ole miss -5.5 and that bet looks dead af. They can’t stop Arkansas
     
  26. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Placeholder for a Custom Title
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    Auburn TigersLos Angeles LakersLos Angeles RamsAnaheim DucksManchester UnitedLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

    Looking pretty good
     
  27. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
    Virginia CavaliersDallas Cowboys

    Our only hope is Arkansas gets tired from running all over Ole Miss.
     
  28. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
    Virginia CavaliersDallas Cowboys

    They don’t deserve my support but FSU +17.5
     
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  29. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
    Virginia CavaliersDallas Cowboys

    Texas you fucking suck
     
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  30. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    Tennessee VolunteersLos Angeles DodgersDenver NuggetsBuffalo BillsBuffalo Sabres

    Maybe the worst beat ever
     
  31. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Placeholder for a Custom Title
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    Auburn TigersLos Angeles LakersLos Angeles RamsAnaheim DucksManchester UnitedLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

    God damnit Ole Miss
     
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  32. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
    Virginia CavaliersDallas Cowboys

    Two awful beats today.
     
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  33. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Placeholder for a Custom Title
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    Auburn TigersLos Angeles LakersLos Angeles RamsAnaheim DucksManchester UnitedLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

    I have a feeling ohhaithur had a live bet on OU when they were down 21
     
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  34. letan

    letan Just looking for the gator board
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    Real MadridJacksonville JaguarsFlorida GatorsTampa Bay Rays

    Wow Texas and ole miss got me fucking good
     
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  35. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
    Virginia CavaliersDallas Cowboys

    Can’t wait to see how these guys fuck me.
     
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  36. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    I would've but I decided to have a social life today. BIG MISTAKE
     
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  37. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Placeholder for a Custom Title
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    Auburn TigersLos Angeles LakersLos Angeles RamsAnaheim DucksManchester UnitedLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

    Damnit
     
  38. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
    Virginia CavaliersDallas Cowboys

    I guess I should have gone ML. Weird day
     
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  39. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
    Virginia CavaliersDallas Cowboys

    Had a $20 4 Team of Texas ML, Ole Miss -5.5, FSU +17.5, and Michigan-2.5. :cryingjordan:
     
  40. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Placeholder for a Custom Title
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    Auburn TigersLos Angeles LakersLos Angeles RamsAnaheim DucksManchester UnitedLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

    Wyoming down 10 and they can kick a FG with 2+ mins left but go for it and get sacked. Had them +9.5 live. Fuck me
     
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  41. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    oh my god that UCLA cover :roll:
     
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  42. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed TMB OG
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    Seattle MarinersOregon DucksPortland TimbersPortland Trail Blazers

    tough beat for the after dark underdog betters. could feel it coming with the macleod injury and the fumble on the big pass play by the backup

    i think i might need to add a "don't bet on a fisch-coached team" to the ruleset and ignore those games, though. he pisses off coaches and they try and run the score up.
     
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  43. Dildo Dawgins

    Dildo Dawgins Well-Known Member
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    Georgia Bulldogs

    Some weeks you just take it on the chin.
     
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  44. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
    Virginia CavaliersDallas Cowboys

    GB -3. I dunno.
     
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  45. zachary

    zachary <3
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    Anarchy

    PIT ML at home vs DEN?
     
  46. VASooner

    VASooner Well-Known Member
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    Washington NationalsOklahoma City ThunderCleveland BrownsDallas CowboysOklahoma SoonersLiverpool

  47. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    Alabama Crimson TideNew York YankeesJacksonville JaguarsSneakers

    Jets about to backdoor this push smh
     
  48. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    Alabama Crimson TideNew York YankeesJacksonville JaguarsSneakers

    Falcons -3
    Broncos -1
    Pats -7.5
    Titans -4.5
    Eagles +3
     
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  49. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
    Virginia CavaliersDallas Cowboys

    I’m dumb and don’t deserve nice things.
     
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  50. Butthead

    Butthead uh hu hu hu

    The Oregon Lottery has some stupid monopoly on gambling and their app is an absolute piece of shit that wouldn't geo-locate my phone in the state when I'm 10 miles from the border

    Can we just get some unified gambling shit already?
     
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