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  1. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    that is a top shelf ad
     
  2. Wu

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    <3 Chris Kamara
     
  3. Andy Reocho

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    I thought so as well
     
  4. NittanyKnight

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  5. Corky Bucek

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  6. Weedlord420

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    lmao i wish an nfl team would do that just to see how many penalty flags the butthurt refs would throw
     
  7. NittanyKnight

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    They would be forced to forfeit the rest of their season. Attend a mandatory 6 week therapy session and write a letter to the commish asking for forgiveness.
     
  8. ChileanNole

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    Wow that is hilarious
     
  9. Andy Reocho

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  10. tne

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    not kidding, may be my favorite individual in soccer


    1. Jozy/Kammy/Arshavin (cant decide)









    everyone else










    Adebayor
     
  11. Weedlord420

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  12. phunkybuck

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    fucking gross cas
     
  13. Wicket

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    nutella is awesome but has the woat commercials
     
  14. Leeds Raider

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  15. Taques

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    nutella is amazing son - i havent had any in years though

    funny from ryan babel's twitter:

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    picture of guido:
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  16. Corky Bucek

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    Sup taq how's the knee?
     
  17. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
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    got my staples out yesterday :3

    slept on my stomach for the first time in a month felt excellent man
     
  18. Taques

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    this picture is very funny to me

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  19. tne

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    my love for Nutella is so strong, that I dont care how bad there commercials are
     
  20. Corky Bucek

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    Would rather have my organic Georgia grown peanut butter than Nutella tbh
     
  21. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    nutella sucks man.
     
  22. OopsPowSurprise

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    na son you suck
     
  23. Owsley

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    extra crunchy
     
  24. Corky Bucek

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    ahhh yeah
     
  25. Andy Reocho

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    :respek:

    fuck creamy PB
     
  26. tne

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    you do
     
  27. Taques

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    crunchy pb? hating nutella?
     
  28. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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  29. Owsley

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    amen
     
  30. soulfly

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    Nutella is good, and Adams PB is the only way to go.
     
  31. Weedlord420

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    why is everyone citing how bad nutella commercials are

    looks to me like thats the best commercial ever
     
  32. Topper Bottoms

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  33. Weedlord420

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    the fuck is that shit
     
  34. three stacks

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    is that like vegemite
     
  35. Topper Bottoms

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    sorta. I hate sweets and marmite on buttered toast is the tits
     
  36. three stacks

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  37. Owsley

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  38. Topper Bottoms

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    :jizz:
     
  39. tne

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    the words "yeast extract" together make my stomach feel a little queasy
     
  40. Weedlord420

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    since yeast is a living thing yes i agree
     
  41. broXcore

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    might sig that
     
  42. OopsPowSurprise

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    yeah nutella is straight crack cocaine

    and the jermain defoe pic is gold
     
  43. Taques

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    antlers vs s-pulse coming up next week p excited
     
  44. Taques

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  45. prerecordedlive

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    lol Sounders players...
     
  46. Weedlord420

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    anyone else using a rad soccer persona for firefox
     
  47. Corky Bucek

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    Fuck yeah J-League
     
  48. Jorts

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    :lick:
     
  49. Taques

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    fuckin britfags
     
  50. Taques

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    http://news.hereisthecity.com/news/football/11040.cntns

    Here's the comments on the individual team fans

    Arsenal

    Arsenal fans are generally gentlemen. They are discerning in their choice of partner, loyal and considerate. They also don't expect much in return. Five seasons without a trophy will do that to you.

    Aston Villa

    Really straight forward guys. What you see is what you get. You might not get wined and dined and bowled over by these guys, but they will never cheat on you, and you will soon learn that they truly love you the most - after their team, that is.

    Birmingham City

    These men are a little more basic than their Brummie rivals. All those years letching after Karren Brady have take their toll. And so have all the pies and pints. The biggest thing about the average Birmingham City fan is unfortunately usually his belly.

    Blackburn Rovers

    These fans are surprisingly sophisticated. Perhaps it's because they come from 'old money' - founding members of the Football League, and the only team outside 'the big three' to have won the Premier League. These fans will forgive you anything, and fondly remember you as you were when you first met, rather than criticizing you for how you currently look.

    Blackpool

    He will probably live in a partially built house, which he still shares with his parents (even though he's in his forties). If you are young, free and sexy, he won't believe his luck, but he won't spend much money on you either. He'll be good fun, but you'll soon dump him - and he'll simply shrug his shoulders, because he knew it was coming.

    Bolton Wanderers


    A lot of these guys have been around a long time, and are quite frankly passed it on the romantic front. And it's not as if they were that romantic in the first place. Boringly conventional, don't expect a live wire - just a man mainly content with his pipe and slippers.

    Chelsea

    In the same way that many Chelsea fans arrived from other clubs without warning, so Chelsea man will often return home after a visit to another man's wife. Don't trust him, or at least accept him for what he is - a selfish, flash-harry with a Narcissus complex.

    Everton

    What can you say about your toffeeman ? Careful with his money, so don't expect him to splash out. A good night's entertainment probably involves staying in and watching Brookside. And he'll be as passionate as a tin of Chang beer.

    Fulham

    A Fulham supporter is every girl's dream. Well off, daft as a brush, and able to go like a train for hours.

    Liverpool

    Chances are that he'll love Stevie Gerrard more than you, and will probably be going through a tough old time at the moment, given that his team is going nowhere and all the best players look like ending up somewhere else. Given the choice, you'd be better giving Liverpool fans a wide berth in the foreseeable future.

    Manchester City

    Cynics - every last one of 'em. Always waiting for the bubble to burst, and it usually does (fairly quickly). Manchester City fans are suspicious types, born of decades of thwarted hopes and fading dreams. Beware the green eyed monster.

    Manchester United

    A touch arrogant, with a big sense of entitlement. These guys are used to wearing the trousers at home. Happy to spend a fortune following their team, but they will begrudge shelling out for a new dress for you (or a holiday abroad unless Man U happen to have a European match nearby). These guys will have three priorities - Manchester United, Manchester United and Manchester United.

    Newcastle United

    Fanatical, addictive personality types. Expect a really intense relationship, followed by a quick break-up. These guys have low boredom thresholds where women are concerned. They can go from all to nothing in quick succession. On the otherhand, they usually have great sense of humours, and life will never be dull.

    Stoke City

    Generally overweight, and have an overblown sense of their own importance. Likely to suffer from temper tantrums, and will never be first up at the bar. Many of these guys have never grown up - and never will. If it's a mature relationship you want, steer well clear.

    Sunderland

    These guys appear to be as hard as nails, and if they half a brain they'd be dangerous. But beneath that tough exterior, there's a real pussycat who will treat you like a woman and behave like a real man in return. Loyal to a fault.

    Tottenhan Hotspur

    A real jack-the-lad. Game for a laugh, but a family man too. Likes nothing better then a family holiday in the sun during the close season. In high spirits at the moment, and looking forward to the new season. May soon need a lot of care and attention though, as they'll probably be back down to earth with a bump.

    West Bromwich

    Like his team, half the time he doesn't know whether he is coming or going. Gets easily confused, but does try to do the right thing. Not the brightest bulb in the box, but at least he'll make an effort.

    West Ham

    As crafty as a barrel full of monkeys. You'll quickly lose your heart to these cheeky chappies, but they are often not the marrying kind. You'll never forget them, though, and always wonder what might have been.

    Wigan Athletic

    Dull as dishwater, these guys are just happy to have you to show off to their mates (not that they have that many). But most are hardworking guys, and their efforts will enable you to keep a good home. Your mother would approve.

    Wolverhampton Wanderers

    Dedicated followers of fashion these guys are not, but they have no airs and graces. They also have plenty to say on a variety of subjects they know absolutely nothing about. Good entertainment value though, and they are generally reliable.