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Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Taques, Jul 4, 2010.
that is a top shelf ad
I thought so as well
lmao i wish an nfl team would do that just to see how many penalty flags the butthurt refs would throw
They would be forced to forfeit the rest of their season. Attend a mandatory 6 week therapy session and write a letter to the commish asking for forgiveness.
Wow that is hilarious
not kidding, may be my favorite individual in soccer
1. Jozy/Kammy/Arshavin (cant decide)
fucking gross cas
nutella is awesome but has the woat commercials
nutella is amazing son - i havent had any in years though
funny from ryan babel's twitter:
picture of guido:
Sup taq how's the knee?
got my staples out yesterday :3
slept on my stomach for the first time in a month felt excellent man
this picture is very funny to me
my love for Nutella is so strong, that I dont care how bad there commercials are
Would rather have my organic Georgia grown peanut butter than Nutella tbh
nutella sucks man.
na son you suck
fuck creamy PB
crunchy pb? hating nutella?
Nutella is good, and Adams PB is the only way to go.
why is everyone citing how bad nutella commercials are
looks to me like thats the best commercial ever
the fuck is that shit
is that like vegemite
sorta. I hate sweets and marmite on buttered toast is the tits
the words "yeast extract" together make my stomach feel a little queasy
since yeast is a living thing yes i agree
might sig that
yeah nutella is straight crack cocaine
and the jermain defoe pic is gold
antlers vs s-pulse coming up next week p excited
lol Sounders players...
anyone else using a rad soccer persona for firefox
Fuck yeah J-League
Here's the comments on the individual team fans
Arsenal fans are generally gentlemen. They are discerning in their choice of partner, loyal and considerate. They also don't expect much in return. Five seasons without a trophy will do that to you.
Really straight forward guys. What you see is what you get. You might not get wined and dined and bowled over by these guys, but they will never cheat on you, and you will soon learn that they truly love you the most - after their team, that is.
These men are a little more basic than their Brummie rivals. All those years letching after Karren Brady have take their toll. And so have all the pies and pints. The biggest thing about the average Birmingham City fan is unfortunately usually his belly.
These fans are surprisingly sophisticated. Perhaps it's because they come from 'old money' - founding members of the Football League, and the only team outside 'the big three' to have won the Premier League. These fans will forgive you anything, and fondly remember you as you were when you first met, rather than criticizing you for how you currently look.
He will probably live in a partially built house, which he still shares with his parents (even though he's in his forties). If you are young, free and sexy, he won't believe his luck, but he won't spend much money on you either. He'll be good fun, but you'll soon dump him - and he'll simply shrug his shoulders, because he knew it was coming.
A lot of these guys have been around a long time, and are quite frankly passed it on the romantic front. And it's not as if they were that romantic in the first place. Boringly conventional, don't expect a live wire - just a man mainly content with his pipe and slippers.
In the same way that many Chelsea fans arrived from other clubs without warning, so Chelsea man will often return home after a visit to another man's wife. Don't trust him, or at least accept him for what he is - a selfish, flash-harry with a Narcissus complex.
What can you say about your toffeeman ? Careful with his money, so don't expect him to splash out. A good night's entertainment probably involves staying in and watching Brookside. And he'll be as passionate as a tin of Chang beer.
A Fulham supporter is every girl's dream. Well off, daft as a brush, and able to go like a train for hours.
Chances are that he'll love Stevie Gerrard more than you, and will probably be going through a tough old time at the moment, given that his team is going nowhere and all the best players look like ending up somewhere else. Given the choice, you'd be better giving Liverpool fans a wide berth in the foreseeable future.
Cynics - every last one of 'em. Always waiting for the bubble to burst, and it usually does (fairly quickly). Manchester City fans are suspicious types, born of decades of thwarted hopes and fading dreams. Beware the green eyed monster.
A touch arrogant, with a big sense of entitlement. These guys are used to wearing the trousers at home. Happy to spend a fortune following their team, but they will begrudge shelling out for a new dress for you (or a holiday abroad unless Man U happen to have a European match nearby). These guys will have three priorities - Manchester United, Manchester United and Manchester United.
Fanatical, addictive personality types. Expect a really intense relationship, followed by a quick break-up. These guys have low boredom thresholds where women are concerned. They can go from all to nothing in quick succession. On the otherhand, they usually have great sense of humours, and life will never be dull.
Generally overweight, and have an overblown sense of their own importance. Likely to suffer from temper tantrums, and will never be first up at the bar. Many of these guys have never grown up - and never will. If it's a mature relationship you want, steer well clear.
These guys appear to be as hard as nails, and if they half a brain they'd be dangerous. But beneath that tough exterior, there's a real pussycat who will treat you like a woman and behave like a real man in return. Loyal to a fault.
A real jack-the-lad. Game for a laugh, but a family man too. Likes nothing better then a family holiday in the sun during the close season. In high spirits at the moment, and looking forward to the new season. May soon need a lot of care and attention though, as they'll probably be back down to earth with a bump.
Like his team, half the time he doesn't know whether he is coming or going. Gets easily confused, but does try to do the right thing. Not the brightest bulb in the box, but at least he'll make an effort.
As crafty as a barrel full of monkeys. You'll quickly lose your heart to these cheeky chappies, but they are often not the marrying kind. You'll never forget them, though, and always wonder what might have been.
Dull as dishwater, these guys are just happy to have you to show off to their mates (not that they have that many). But most are hardworking guys, and their efforts will enable you to keep a good home. Your mother would approve.
Dedicated followers of fashion these guys are not, but they have no airs and graces. They also have plenty to say on a variety of subjects they know absolutely nothing about. Good entertainment value though, and they are generally reliable.