Goldeneye 007

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  1. C A N E

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  2. Tiffin

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    What the hell. Switch just got some N64 games in the past year, was hoping this might come with the premium library.
     
  3. C A N E

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    PC is out too. Feels bad.
     
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  4. bro

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    game always gave me a headache
     
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  5. C A N E

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    Thank god a 25 year old game gets a steady frame rate on today’s consoles
     
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  6. ned's head

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    Playing this is my mid-30s on the original controller was probably the most frustrating gaming experience of my life. No idea how I did it back in the day.
     
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  7. C A N E

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    N64 controller was total shit and I will not be told otherwise. Only dorks preferred it.
     
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  8. GoodForAnother

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    my initial thought is “nah”
     
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  9. racer

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    How did you hold it?
     
  10. NineteenNine

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    You hold the middle with your left hand and use your thumb on the middle stick. Is there another way to hold it?
     
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  11. racer

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    Both outside handles, still thumb on the stick and middle finger on Z
     
  12. HotMic

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    Looks like I’ll be stealing my son’s console on a regular basis
     
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  13. GrizzliesDrew

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    A student of mine brought a n64 on the last week of classes a few years ago and he had Goldeneye. It was ruining my memories of the game going back to it. Turned it off immediately.
     
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  14. War Grundle

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    Best pause music

     

  15. Also it was one of the first console FPS and there became a standard sort of way of mapping controls later on so yeah it is so fucking frustrating picking up the n64 and trying it out with the weird controller. I have no idea how I even played that game back in the day for hours with the control setup
     
  16. Hoss Bonaventure

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  17. Fusiontegra

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    I beat Starfox64 on the premium Switch release in about an hour and 15 minutes and was wildly disappointed.

    I would still like to re-achieve all the timed runs in this game though and am mad that only Xbox is getting it.
     
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  18. Fusiontegra

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    Just read the actual release. Switch is getting it and has exclusive rights to online play. lololol Xbone losers.
     
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  19. C A N E

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    This is so dumb. I am mad.
     
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  20. Odin

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    hard pass also this is video game board material
     
  21. Name P. Redacted

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    it was very innovative for the time, now it's just huge dog shit compared to modern control schemes.
     
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  22. Pelican

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    Hopefully they remove the fucking Klobb from the game. WOAT video game weapon.
     
  23. Butthead

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    It'll be fun for 15 minutes but that 15 minutes will be cool
     
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  24. Tarpon Nole

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    What was the machine gun you got on the frigate level?
     
  25. TC

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    Klobb? RC P90?
     
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  26. TC

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    I liked playing the actual missions. Some of them are so hard on 00 Agent difficulty. The computer AI's are murderous freaks
     
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  27. Tarpon Nole

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    Phantom

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  28. TC

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  29. Tiffin

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    Was coming to post
     
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  30. Arrec Bardwin

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    Once we invited our friend over and had a custom game setup before he got there where he started with a Klobb and we all got an RCP-90 and it was 3on1 and just annihilated him. He was dumb enough to not even realize, we called him Klobb after that.
     
  31. HotMic

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    At my buddy’s house we either draped a blanket over 1/2 the screen, or taped a cut piece of cardboard over half the TV.

    Those were some great nights.
     
  32. Sir Phobos

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    if you didn't play 4 player DM in this game istg you grew up with no friends and I feel bad for you.
     
  33. Butthead

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    stack, power weapons

    facility, proximity mines (obviously)

    complex, golden gun or remote mines
     
  34. Bert Handsome

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  35. Andy Reocho

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    Loved the hiding spots/tunnels behind the vents in complex(I think)
     
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  36. Pelican

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    You could be dual welding Klobbs and get killed by a slapper.
     
  37. Tarpon Nole

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    Sometimes I’d play facility and intentionally set the alarm off in the chemical lab and just try to kill as many guards as I could before dying. They just kept coming
     
  38. Arrec Bardwin

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    Slappers only was the most entertaining mode
     
  39. Sir Phobos

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    Runway for me. Would literally spend hours just running up and down it gunning down mooks.
     
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  40. Leeroy Jenkins!

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    Did anyone ever do the reload while changing weapons cheat so you could pair an RCP90 with the shotgun
     
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  41. bigred77

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    Ohh man I had forgotten about proximity mines, fucking hated those
    Atleast remote mines took some skill watching where your opponents were
     
  42. bertwing

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    My wife and oldest son bought me a N64 and several games, one of which of course included 007. Oldest absolutely murdered me anytime I ever played MW2 or anything, so when we decided to play Goldeneye and I absolutely destroyed him, he has never agreed to play me on it again. I haven’t played it since either, but was still well worth it.
     
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  43. Frankie Carbone

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    Believe it was the trigger plus either B or A
     
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  44. Hank Scorpio

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    Loved how rage inducing proximity mines could be. Throwing them just around a corner or on top of body armor and then internally cackling as you see your friend approaching it...
    :ahh:
     
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