Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. devine

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    Pretty sure I was first. As seen above
     
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  2. * J Y *

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    Lol Phil quick raked and got blasted. I love him. He’s too used to playing his cash games.
     
  3. devine

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    I really don’t understand the outrage
     
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  4. Joe Withabee

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    He was already +10 and going for at least a double, was not trying to sneakily cheat, anyone who is upset by it can seriously go fuck themselves
     
  5. devine

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    Literally every fan who has ever golfed before has done the exact same thing. And now we’re mad when a pro does it?

    I wish pros did shit like us more often
     
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  6. fish

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    Fans don't get paid to play, pros do. Phil knows better but his frustration forced his hand in a way I'm sure he regrets. Don't care whether he's dq'd, but his "explanation" was bullshit.
     
  7. Joe Withabee

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    He really owes you and your Bababooey crew a real apology
     
  8. fish

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    I'll take the Swedish robot to win tomorrow.
     
  9. devine

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    I wish all athletes just held in their emotions when they get frustrated. That’s way more relatable for us fans and definitely more entertaining
     
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  10. Big Meech

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    The cover up is always worse than the crime. Phil came out and lied his ass off like the POS he is.
     
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  11. IrishLAX2

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    If anything, he further incriminated himself with his explanation. Not the opposite.

    He looked retarded doing it. He should’ve been penalized and probably DQ’d. He was also way out of contention at that point so it’s immaterial.
     
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  12. b7

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    Me neither. Yea he should of been dq'd but I think the we should be looking at it like a pro (one of the best ever) who is playing scores that we shoot, gets mad like us.
     
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  13. mal630

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    Absolutely loved the golf yesterday. Great shots were rewarded, good to average you were making bogey, bad shots were severely penalized.
     
  14. Goose

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    I loosely follow golf enough to read and occasionally post in this thread. Can anyone explain why the USGA has “ruined” the tournament? Seems like a bunch of dudes are just butthurt they played like shit
     
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  15. tjosu

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    The main complaint is that they let the greens dry out too much so they weren't holding even decent shots and then putts weren't rolling true. On top of that they put some pins in spots that were overly difficult to get the ball near on hills or dicey spots like that. Like hole 14 yesterday, the closest approach all day was 39 feet. Guys were taking the smart play to the middle of the green but the ball was landing so hard that it wouldn't stop and run off the back
     
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  16. Big Meech

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    My big issue is not the greens drying out or the pin placements, it’s the difference between the morning round and afternoon rounds. It was essentially two different courses.
     
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  17. HatterasJack

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    Had to love Phil telling people to toughen up after acting like a huge vagina. Thought the whole thing was hilarious but feel he came off like an idiot afterward.
     
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  18. devine

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    But who cares? Pro athletes lie all the time in interviews and statements
     
  19. Jigga

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  20. IrishLAX2

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    Pretty obvious Phil just stopped giving a fuck once he was out of contention. If he only said as much, it wouldn’t have turned into such a fiasco.
     
  21. Gregor

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    I thought it was a bad look for Phil, who's been a player I've enjoy watching over the years. He was clearly frustrated, and understandably so, but he made a poor choice and then doubled down on it with a lame explanation. He should have just owned it and this would be a non-story today.

    As for the real controversy, I don't understand why the USGA keeps taking great courses and tricking them up. By all accounts Shinnicock is hard as fuck on a Tuesday in August, so leave it alone.
     
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  22. Big Meech

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    Golf folks care. He’s a HOFer and came off as a clown. Golf essentially is a sport built on honesty after all. There is no official watching you play.
     
  23. NP13

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    There is now
     
  24. Big Meech

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    Not when you and I play
     
  25. Clutch

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    Playing Bethpage Red next Saturday. Very tempted to show up solo to Black on Sunday
     
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    And we always play 100% by the rules, too, huh?
     
  27. Big Meech

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    When playing a tournament, heck yeah I do.
     
  28. Jigga

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    All weekend he just kept pressing. Hard to watch
     
  29. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    Am I a wizard

    #wednesdaypostwizard
     
  30. fish

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    But that difference was because of the greens drying out.
     
  31. Big Meech

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    Well yes. Point is I’d have no issue if the greens were that dry in the morning. This ain’t brain surgery.
     
  32. IrishLAX2

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    How do you keep the level of dryness constant throughout the day?
     
  33. fsudan

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    magnets
     
  34. Big Meech

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    You water it

    And magnets

    But you can water the night before to ensure it’s consistent
     
  35. IrishLAX2

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    I think you’re missing the point. Shinnecock is the one course on the US Open “rota” where the dryness of the golf course naturally changes from morning to afternoon as long as you have dry, breezy (or more) conditions during the time of play.

    Consistent conditions are impossible without installing a sub-air system. Or without watering mid-round...which wasn’t gonna happen again after the 2004 fiasco.
     
  36. Big Meech

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    What course does not dry out over a day? I realize Shinnecock does more than many others, especially when its windy, but it can be prevented.

    I feel like your arguing just to argue so I'll drop it. But the USGA can't let the conditions of a course swing that dramatically during a day.
     
  37. Ty Webb

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    Any idea outside of Augusta how many courses have that type of technology underground?
     
  38. Gritty Badger

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    I think Merion is undergoing a huge renovation to do just that right now.
     
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  39. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    I bet the USGA doesn’t come back to Shinnecock anytime soon.
     
  40. wes tegg

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    They're going to be there in 2026.
     
  41. Fargin'

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    Edit. fack
     
  42. Gritty Badger

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    Edit: double turds
     
  43. Big Meech

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    I hear they will be back in 2026.
     
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  44. Thoros of Beer

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    a lot. probably over 100 now. some courses have it on only certain holes and some have portable units.
     
  45. fsudan

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    They installed something similar at TPC Sawgrass
     
  46. fattmante

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  48. John McGuirk

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    Phil has just been watching the club pro guy instructional videos

     
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  49. Jigga

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    That’s got to be such a pain in the ass for an old established course. Do they have to completely tear up the greens? I could see it being pretty prevalent in any newer high end courses.