Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

Casey with an impressive choke job. Bubba going to get his third win of the season

 

Got Bubba in my one and done. I hate him just a little less for that 63 today.

 

Holly Sonders swings both ways?

 

This is news to me. Please continue

 

Was talking to a friend at a BBQ yesterday. He’d been at Sutton Bay golfing earlier in the week. Said his caddie up there was also a golf channel cameraman. So he asked the caddie for some good PGA Tour stories and the caddie said that Holly is bisexual.

 

Heard her and Balionis like to scissor each other

 

I bet they backstop clits.

 

Was your tee time 5am?

 

No but I would've played a lot better if it was. Arms, body, and legs were completely out of sync. Had zero touch on or around the greens. The wind was insane too, swirling like Ive never seen before, was literally changing mid flight. I wasn't even mad, was just glad to get off the course. Except my buddy cleaned my clock at 105 bucks.

 

Should call bertwing next time -- I'm sure he could give you a better deal

 

Speaking of choke jobs. Played in my clubs member member this weekend. Was playing awesome Golf all day until I chunked a ball into the water on 15 (par 3). Ended up making a triple, cool. That one swing costed pards and I $250 or so

Golf is hard

 

Hi does anyone wear DryJoys Tours? I've worn FJ Originals for a few years and liked them, but they're starting to age past the point of functionality.
thinking about upgrading to the Dryjoys but thought I'd try to get some insight on them.

 

DNAs for me and I love them

 

Also thought about DNAs as well, only reason I was opting for the DJ's is that I'm a fan of the classic saddle look

 

Seminole?

 

Played Ram Rock at Horseshoe Bay, TX today. Straight from the car with a smoking 45 on the front to be followed by a 39 on the back. My age requires warm up time

 

That’s a tough course to play with no warm up. That’s a tough course to play with a warm up.

 

Hey at least you shot your age

 

Words hurt, much like my hips

 

36 at Escondido tomorrow

 

So jelly. Ever played Summit? Hear it’s great.

 

It is a great course

 

Man I struck the ball well today. Hit almost every FIR. but my putting was god awful. 45 of them and shot a 96. Only one putted once

 

45 putts on the green or from also around the fringe?

 

I’m counting greens only

 

...how?

 

You playing Augusta National?

 

I miscounted. 40 Putts. Still terrible. I think my approach shots were just so far from the hole

 

Ok. I’ve done 40 before.

Golf sucks.

 

Agreed

 

Tiger going with the mallet today

 

He still has the same old Ping pistol grip on there though. I wonder how bad it would have to get for him to try out a SuperStroke

 

I'm by no means a putting wizard, but some of the short birdie putts he has hit today have been horrendous.

 

Went 88 in the morning & 81 in the afternoon at Escondido today. Greens were running at 12.

 

How were conditions? I’d imagine really good.

 

Poor you.