Somebody on here got a Halloween DUI wearing a Ronald McDonald costume and I still think about it from time to time.
Checked social media this morning and I had only one “friend” post a costume thirst trap growing old sucks
You know you’re old when Facebook/Instagram goes from friends in slutty Halloween costumes to their kids in Halloween costumes
Went as ghostface from scream to a music festival last weekend. After people's hallucinogens started kicking in I was told to remove my mask or leave the group because I wouldn't break character and it was fucking some people's heads up. Mask was also great choice at said festival because it's the biggest collection of hot 20 somethings in lingerie "costumes" in Austin every year. I'm sure if anyone has enough time on their hands they could find 2024 Freaky Deaky Fest pics out there.
Wasn’t there a Twitter account or something that posted terrible office Halloween costumes? This one still kills me that someone wore this to work.
A little different than costumes but we’re going out tonight and throwing a dinner tomorrow. Tonight I’m a clown and she’s a Sabrina Carpenter? Idk. Tomorrow we’re both going to be sperm. All white sweats, hats, tails, and racing bibs. But much more importantly, here’s the menu: salted candy pumpkin Chex mix nonsense Acorn squash rings with parm and herbs Sweet potato casserole pulled pork with apple compote Grilled chicken drums Smoked salmon cakes pecan pies Pumpkin pies Carrot cake
Our neighborhood rules during Halloween. Every house has adult trick or trick too - beer, spiced rum, Jell-O shots, etc. One house does an annual haunted house with a full exterior display and breaks it all down before morning so it seems like it was all a nightmare.
We had a number of adult options in our neighborhood too. Got lots of awwwws for the littles and they came home with a HAUL
Lil man and his lil gf got to go trick or treating together. Had a blast and now wore out. Too fucking hot for October.