Happy Juneteenth, TMB!

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  1. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    May everyones day be lit af

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  2. fucktx

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  3. fucktx

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    “Former proud boy and whitest poster on the board dumptime wishes predominantly white message board a happy juneteenth. Ends racism”
     
  4. Shawn Hunter

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  5. Daniel Ocean

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    How long before this becomes extremely commercialized with ugly stereotypes?
     
  6. ashy larry

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  7. Artoo

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    Next year. It'll be a national holiday for "everyone" next year. So we'll be seeing Juneteenth used car and mattress sales.
     
  8. Artoo

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    It'll be white people, who had no idea what Juneteenth was until ~ 5 yrs ago celebrating their new summer holiday while a lot of bipoc have to work the shitty service industry jobs that don't get holidays off because they have to serve these assholes.
     
  9. TrustyPatches

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    Our DMV was closed yesterday to observe Juneteenth.. I saw at least 5 angry white posts on Facebook calling them the sorriest bunch of MFs on earth
     
  10. Artoo

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    Juneteenth strategically placed within Pride Month is really going to bring out some, uh, opinions over the next few years
     
  11. Stringer Bell

    Stringer Bell JAN LEVINSON I PRESUME

    I'm in favor of any holiday that will expose on a yearly basis that Candace Owens is a cunt.
     
  12. TrustyPatches

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    She got absolutely mashed by azalea banks on Twitter
     
  13. Shawn Hunter

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    Wouldn’t it be Pride Month strategically placed same month as Juneteenth given Juneteenth happened first?
     
  14. Stringer Bell

    Stringer Bell JAN LEVINSON I PRESUME

    That's what they WANT you to think
     
  15. SC

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  16. TrustyPatches

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    Here’s Banks absolutely destroying known grifter Candace Owens

     
  17. Daniel Ocean

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    oh oh electronic
     
  18. fucktx

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    Let’s celebrate the holiday the right way by giving the guillotine to the absolute worst politicians each year
     
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  19. Vince Benedict

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    That's part of the American experience now.

    I feel like every ethnicity or race's culture is appropriated these days; often done in the name of inclusion and/or profit.
     
  20. BudKilmer

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  21. electronic

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  22. Clown Baby

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    Dump is basically the little brother from Varsity Blues

    “As-salamu alaykum, my brother”

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  23. yaywaffles

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  24. VaxRule

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  25. Long Ball Larry

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    June 19th birthday here :feelsgoodman:
     
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  27. cutig

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  28. clemsontyger04

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  29. ashy larry

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    tbh i thought confederate memorial day was already a state holiday
     
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  30. southside

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  31. racer

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    It is and them no good libtard commie mother fuckers are trying to take it away from you.
     
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  32. BellottiBold

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    CMD should be a "holiday" in that we all have it off and are supposed to locate the nearest confederate grave site and unload on it from our rectums.
     
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  33. Clemson327

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    It is, but apparently neither adding another day nor (gasp) finally getting rid of CMD is an option.
     
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  34. TC

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    Relax everyone. Confederate Memorial Day was only added to balance MLK Day. Fair is fair
     
  35. Super Vegeta

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  36. fucktx

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    It’s like a competition for red states to one up each other
     
  37. $P1

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  38. $P1

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    There might not be a better indicator of someone's shittiness than replying to a sports team's Juneteenth post with, "keep politics out of sports!"

    Bruh
     
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  39. a.tramp

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    I got “invited” to my first Juneteenth cookout a little over a month ago while having a little get together at my house. Well, here we are on Juneteenth and I never received the text message with the time and address of the cookout today. I am crushed, still have not been invited to “the cookout.” There is always next year I reckon.
     
  40. Hoss Bonaventure

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    It’s weird how it’s viewed as political, as if one party doesn’t agree with it. Strange.
     
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  41. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    One day us whitey cacs will be treated as equal
     
  42. a.tramp

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    Not the angle I was approaching from although I know you were making a joke. More-so about the investment I have placed in other people and the reciprocation, or lack thereof.
     
  43. BrickTamland

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    What’d you cook in preparation? I need pics.
     
  44. a.tramp

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    Nothing, I never actually got invited. Just told I was getting invited while at a get together at my house.
     
  45. Bo Pelinis

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    Was the other person drinking? People always be making plans they won't ever do after a few beers.
     
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  46. bigred77

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    I too have some shitty friends
     
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  47. IvanTheTerrible

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    Didn’t get a free coffee this morning. Time to burn this country down.

    Fun game to play…go look at your local SEC schools replies when they put out a Juneteenth tweet.
     
  48. a.tramp

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    Enough about my social awkwardness and failings, not the point of this thread.
     
  49. bigred77

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    That's never happened