Hello, my name is Jon Snow and I know nothing (ASOS)

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  1. Doug

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    I'm finally past the show, about halfway through book 3 and I've come to the realization that I am Jon Snow and I know nothing. I've avoided this board like the plague to avoid any possible spoilers, and I will probably continue to do so because it is an amazing read now that I am in uncharted territory and beyond the book.
     
  2. zeberdee

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    you can really tell someone knows nothing when they can't even spell their own name correctly.
     
  3. Doug

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    shittttttttttttt
     
  4. Jesse Palmer

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    TRUE TEST:

    What part of the book are you at?

    AND

    what do you think will happen next?
     
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  5. Doug

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    Jamie is in harrenhall and missing a hand

    The hound just won his trial by combat. Davos was just named Stannis' hand.

    I have no clue what's about to go down, but I know it's something big because my wife is a few chapters ahead of me and just keeps saying oh shit.

    I'm pulling for Stannis / R'hllor- don't know how but I'm hoping they somehow come out on top. I know nothing. I haven't heard from Daenyers in a while, something good is coming there... has to right? No clue where Bran / Rickon are right now. Catelyn chapters are still boring.
     
  6. Voodoo

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    Feel free to update this thread with your thoughts/feelings as you read.
     
  7. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    I forget, what book did Stannis meet up and fuck Dany? Was that ASOS or AFFC?
     
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    It was the one where Sansa learns how to use Robert's war hammer.
     
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    right next to the part when catelyn turns into a zombie and starts killing everyone
     
  10. Doug

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    Shit, just read where Rob & Catelyn got got. I didn't like her chapters but damn they didn't have to kill everyone. Walder Frey is a dick butt.

    The leeches seem to be working for Stannis

    I joined Towerofthehand.com to try and get a better feel for whats going on, I know I missed quite a bit- is there a way to see all the different regions / gods on there? I try not to go clicking around too much to avoid any possible spoiler.
     
  11. Doug

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    Found what I was looking for on towerofthehand

    R'hllor seems to be kicking ass, the great other from what we know seems to be doing pretty good but I haven't heard from north of the wall in a while. The old gods showed up to help out Sam but really The Old Gods, The Drowned God, & The Seven aren't doing much of anything.
     
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    R'hllor appears to run shit he wants to.

    The Seven are worthless.

    And then there is the Many-Faced God. :ohnoes:
     
  13. Doug

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    I am Jon Snow, I know nothing for the Many-Faced God.

    I'll probably avoid this thread, and this board in general until I finish the books- I don't like seeing even hints at spoilers and what people may be alive in future books.
     
  14. Babou

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    He's been around, but not sure if by that name. Doesn't give away anything though.

    I didn't mention anything about the old gods and the north because I don't remember which books have what.
     
  15. Doug

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    Oh yeah, not saying you gave anything away- just trying to find my thread I'll see other thread titles and I don't even like seeing that. Hell, I don't even like when my wife says "oh I can't wait until you get to the next _____ chapter"
     
  16. Verbal Kint

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    And the Old Gods, well

    its a one eyed albino in a freaking tree breathing on folks creepily through other trees.
     
  17. Doug

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    Finished ASOS - that was awesome.
     
  18. Doug

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    About 1/3 through A Dance With Dragons, still just amazed how awesome this series is.