HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: “just one of those days”

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  1. Gin Buckets

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    Did Chris just call both Austin and Ozzie castrated? I was half listening, but, umm
     
  2. ashy larry

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  3. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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    Love me some weak ass groundouts
     
  4. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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    I’ll take any W at this point. No matter how feeble
     
  5. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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  6. HtownTide

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    Insanely lucky
     
  7. Louis Holth

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    Guys got a hard head
     
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  8. Louis Holth

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    The winner of the Braves-Mets series also takes the H2H season record tiebreaker.
     
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  9. One Two

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    THE RULES COMMITTEE

     
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  10. gordon bombay

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    I guess if you want to eject a pitcher for hitting someone in the head area, go for it
     
  11. Louis Holth

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    So Soler has been awful since he returned. Great news being we have him under contract for two more years and he is unable to play the OF!
     
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  12. Fuck this

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    But veterans presents
     
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  13. Gin Buckets

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    My solution... If a ball over 92 MPH that would qualify as in the "up and in" quadrant hits a batter, then it counts as a homer and the pitcher is ejected. We have the technology to discern the up and in quadrant with the box, so that would eliminate any subjectivity from the ruling. I think that the speed qualification would negate almost anything off-speed, and the game would be definitively safer for the hitters.

    That said, I've never played baseball at a high level, and am not taking into account the nuances pitchers face. I'm sure they'd all be against my proposed rule, just as they are all against the robo umps.
     
  14. Tobias

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    that is the dumbest fucking idea ever
     
  15. Louis Holth

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  16. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    :booger:
     
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  17. One Two

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    I sent this to Whit to present to the rules committee and now he’s on the 15 day IL with a concussion
     
  18. ashy larry

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    my proposal is if you hit a batter they get a free wall-ball style peg. im talkin spread eagle too.
     
  19. seanofthedead86

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    Lower the mound a little and lower the strike zone
     
  20. SummerOfGeorge

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    NL Wild Card Remaining Schedules (hardest to easiest) (remaining opponent win %)

    1. Mets (.532) (7 PHI, 3 ATL, 3 MIL, 1 BOS) (3 WSH, 3 CIN, 3 TOR)
    2. Diamondbacks (.517) (7 MIL, 3 SD, 3 HOU) (3 COL, 2 TEX, 5 SF)
    3. Cubs (.497) (3 LAD, 3 PHI, 3 NYY) (3 COL, 3 OAK, 4 WSH, 1 PIT, 3 CIN)
    4. Braves (.488) (4 LAD, 3 NYM, 3 KC) (2 COL, 3 MIA, 2 WSH, 4 CIN, 3 TOR)
    5. Padres (.487) (3 LAD, 3 ARZ, 3 HOU, 2 DET) (3 CHI-WS, 6 SF, 2 SEA)
    6. Cardinals (.483) (1 MIL, 3 CLE) (3 COL, 4 PIT, 3 CIN, 3 TOR, 3 SF, 3 SEA)
     
  21. Fuck this

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  22. gus_chiggins

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  23. seanofthedead86

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    The Kelenic haters are in disarray
     
  24. Louis Holth

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    Of which there are many of us
     
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  25. Tobias

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    he cannot play right now. every game he’s giving away runs and he’s hopeless at the plate.
     
  26. Tobias

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    he cannot pitch with a lead it’s crazy
     
  27. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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    The one guy who gets them consistently
     
  28. Tobias

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    you can tell very quickly when he’s gonna lose it. the walk was so obvious as soon as he threw 2 straight nowhere close
     
  29. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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    We’re not scoring again tonight, are we
     
  30. Tobias

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    money popping up a 3-1 meatball after luke got walked on 4 pitches was super neat
     
  31. Tobias

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    beyond lost
     
  32. gus_chiggins

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    All the infield popups!
     
  33. Tobias

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    certainly looking that way
     
  34. gus_chiggins

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    Scoring early then demanding perfection from the starter/bullpen is our way in 2024
     
  35. gus_chiggins

    gus_chiggins Where you goin’ with those clubs, punk
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    Starter allowing 3 or less streak stays alive!
     
  36. Tobias

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    no way dylan coulda helped thursday night!
     
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  37. Tobias

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    one “hit” after the first against this bum pitcher is horrendous even for this shitty lineup
     
  38. Tobias

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    that's how it’s done
     
  39. gus_chiggins

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    A run! A hit from Jorge??
     
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  40. Tobias

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    please get a few more so snit isn’t tempted to use iggy again
     
  41. gus_chiggins

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    Stop hitting our guys, assholes
     
  42. SummerOfGeorge

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    Whit is about to just charge the mound from the dugout
     
  43. gus_chiggins

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    Iggy won’t be able to sign his name by 10/1
     
  44. SummerOfGeorge

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    15-5 over our last 20 and we can't hit.
     
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  45. Tobias

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    we better make ending iggy’s career this year count next month
     
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  46. ashy larry

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    One Two ngl you’re getting pretty good dude

     
  47. One Two

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    If we don’t beam a Rockies player tomorrow I am doxing ashy larry
     
  48. Louis Holth

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    I’d dox him anyway
     
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  49. Louis Holth

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    But he’s actually Ashy Larry irl so idk how effective it’ll be
     
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  50. seanofthedead86

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