HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Jimmy Was Taken

    Jimmy Was Taken Well-Known Member

    It felt like a foregone conclusion. Zero activity and it's July. Just hoping he's finally good to go next year.
     
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  2. Boom TittyMilk

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    Lawd give me 2-3 more years of JD in a braves uniform.

    Not asking for tooo much
     
  3. Eric The Viking

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    Nice strategy by Luke to get himself the W there.
     
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  4. Degausser

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    And guarantee a win tomorrow to go with it
     
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  5. Boom TittyMilk

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    Man of the people and the franchise
     
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  6. Clown Baby

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    Spoken likes a couple of true assholes
     
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  7. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    That's pretty fucking good
     
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  8. jrmy

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    That sounds like he’s never going to be good again...they opted for an exploratory surgery because he’s complained of soreness they couldn’t explain on any imaging and continued to find no tissue damage.

    Guy is probably toast.
     
  9. Louis Holth

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    Yea he’s having some phantom pain. He just doesn’t strike you as a dude who loves the prep work required to be good at baseball.
     
  10. One Man Wolfpack

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    Kurt Hoekstra has made a surprisingly smooth transition from position player to pitcher. Already in AAA after just becoming a full time pitcher this year. Started for Gwinnett tonight and went 3.1IP, 3H, 1BB, 4K

    On the year he has a 2.23ERA in 44.1IP, 58K, 1.21WHIP
     
  11. Baby Boy

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    The Mets had deGrom and Syndegaard pitch the last two nights for them in SF. Combined they went 14 innings giving up 1 R. The Mets lost both games in extras. Incredible.
     
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  12. Tobias

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    the way they lost last night was hilarious
     
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  13. Baby Boy

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    Who needs Seinfeld when we've got the Mets to watch?
     
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  14. Daddy Rabbit

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  15. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    He may not be an Ace, but he was sure as shit a stopper last night. That's huge.
     
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  16. Baby Boy

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    That was a huge start for him and this team. Kind of had a feeling as a long veteran of this team that he would come up big last night. Whenever people doubt Julio the most is when he typically shines.

    That 12 games with 1 run or less stat blew my mind this morning. Quietly impressive.
     
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  17. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    His option is a no brainer :twocents:
     
  18. Tobias

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    everyone keep doubting ace it only makes us stronger
     
  19. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Hopefully we fuck up Sanchez tonight. Have to feel good with Mike on the hill.

    I think Gausman's start is massively important. If he can be what he was last year it will be huge for us.
     
  20. Where Eagles Dare

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    Let's keep it up then
     
  21. Where Eagles Dare

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    Win to night to ensure the split and then Sunday is just gravy if we win
     
  22. Louis Holth

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    Ace was huge last night. I’ve been critical of him but he’s been pretty consistent in giving you five innings of competitive baseball. He can’t really effectively get through the lineup a third time, but he’s certainly had a nice year. He also very clearly gives a shit and with JD as his new pithing coach, I believe the sky is the limit for ace.
     
  23. Louis Holth

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    It’s been said that ace’s haters are his motivators.
     
  24. Gaknight

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    Those 89 MPH fastballs are so slow the hitters aren’t used to seeing them and are always ahead of the pitch.
     
  25. Louis Holth

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    They’re below the hitting speed, as the greatest analytical mind of our generation likes to say.
     
  26. Gaknight

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    The drop in velocity is genius. Even if they put the bat on the ball the hitters can’t get enough force to muscle the ball out.
     
  27. Festus McBadass

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    Anyone have video of the walk off for Ryan Mallett Connor Norman?
     
  28. Degausser

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  29. Where Eagles Dare

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    He hasn't pitched that well all year.

    He was dominant until the 6th
     
  30. Where Eagles Dare

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    He was 89 on the black. His location was absurd
     
  31. Festus McBadass

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    Thanks bae
     
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  32. Arkadin

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    The all 89 mph staff

    Greinke
    Julio
    Keuchel
    Kershaw
    Bartolo Colon (in rubles)
     
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  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    As much as we bag on Snit, he's by far the best manager in the NL East
     
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  34. Roy Kent

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    Hes just the tallest midget at the urinals.
     
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  35. Louis Holth

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    Duckfan used to say the same thing.

    Things that make you go hmmmm....
     
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  36. Boom TittyMilk

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    It’s amazing that ace is either an ace for us or the other team. Rarely somewhere in between
     
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  37. jrmy

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    Get the fuck out
     
  38. PrinceWimbley

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    I think we tag Sanchez tonight. We’ve seen his smoke and mirrors wizardry bullshit a couple of times now and should be ready for it.
     
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  39. jrmy

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    He’s also due to trip and break a toe or some dumb shit like he did every month or so here
     
  40. PrinceWimbley

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    What would be a reasonable offer for a Bumgarner/Smith package?

    Waters/Wright/Wentz?
     
  41. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    No that's fucking absurd. Wentz/Harris maybe.
     
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  42. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Don't know this kid but sounds like we should..

     
  43. Where Eagles Dare

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    Want to the game tonight but the weather looks like shit
     
  44. SC

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    JUCO kid with a big arm. Was committed to a couple SEC schools at different points.
     
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  45. PrinceWimbley

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    That seems a little light. It’s always more than you think from our bias perspective.
     
  46. Festus McBadass

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    The weather looks like your posting
     
  47. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    So I went back about a week ago and looked at all the prospects traded at the last two deadlines.. Very few big time prospects are moved for rentals, especially pitchers. Machado got 1 top 100 prospect. Don't believe anyone else did.

    Someone can fact check me but I think Waters would be the highest rated prospects traded at the deadline in years. Certainly for a rental.
     
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  48. PrinceWimbley

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    Nice.

    If the price is Wentz/Harris like, I think we should have done it already.
     
  49. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    You are probably right that it would take more for both. But I think we are talking more guys in the Wilson/Allard/Demeritte range.
     
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