HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Owsley

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    Garbage strike call
     
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  2. bcuga

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    Acuña has a better eye than mlb umpires
     
  3. One Two

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    :babyneedabottle:
     
  4. Tobias

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    yikes
     
  5. Louis Holth

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    Us in the business call that high brow humor
     
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  6. Louis Holth

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    But seriously just kill Ender
     
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  7. bcuga

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    What does that mean? Acuña does. Umps have made so many poor strike calls on Acuña this season that Acuña laid off of because they were actually balls.
     
  8. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    Bases loaded no outs. Fuck this team
     
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  9. Baby Boy

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    Please strap Ender to a rocket and send him into whothefuckcares and say it's for science. God he's one of the worst Braves that's stuck around a long time that I can ever remember.
     
  10. Louis Holth

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    I don’t believe the Acuna bases loaded stats. He k’s pretty much every time the bases are loaded.
     
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  11. Tobias

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    it’s pretty obvious that it was meant in reference to him chasing a terrible ball hth
     
  12. bcuga

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    I missed that putting my plate in the dishwasher.
     
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  13. Tobias

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    what did you have for dinner
     
  14. bcuga

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    Baked chicken and some veggies. Trying to stick to a keto diet this summer.
     
  15. One Two

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    This is now the Smoltzy dinner thread
     
  16. Owsley

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    Turkey lettuce wraps, green papaya salad, and an orange.
     
  17. One Two

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    Got a Cajun beer can chicken on the grill. Currently debating on sides.

    More to come
     
  18. jrmy

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    This has been extremely frustrating offensively
     
  19. jrmy

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    I agree Chip. Jacob Webb is so brave
     
  20. Tobias

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    wells fargo is one of the more incompetent and pathetic companies on earth and have fucked our closing date up beyond belief but they finally got bullied (by me) into settling it and scheduled our closing date so i am celebrating with twisted teas and dominos pizza

    i have been up since 6am and am tired so sorry for the lame celebratory dinner folks. shows how much of a salt of the earth kinda guy i am tho supporting local small businesses
     
  21. Louis Holth

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    Wife made ham and cheese sliders, and I’m okay with that. About to try to procure some intercourse. Wish me luck!
     
  22. Louis Holth

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    Maybe we can set some modern RISP stat tonight.
     
  23. jrmy

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    Thank fucking god. Thought we were about to get another warning track ball
     
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  24. Louis Holth

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    This is how us in the business do it.

    also, Loubias broke Bae out of his slump AGAIN
     
  25. Degausser

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  26. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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  27. Owsley

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    Stansby roll call
     
  28. jrmy

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    *Gin exits the chat to check Braden Shewmake game logs*
     
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  29. One Two

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    This will continue to be the Smoltzy dinner thread until further notice*

    *the jinx stops working
     
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  30. Owsley

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    Oh my god if we let that drop
     
  31. jrmy

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    Cut Ender tonight
     
  32. Louis Holth

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    Ender sucks so much
     
  33. CUAngler

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    Reheating some leftover carbonara
     
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  34. Where Eagles Dare

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    Did you hit him? He wondering around wounded in the outfield
     
  35. Louis Holth

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    Update: she’s really tired. Shit shit shit
     
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  36. One Two

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    Homemade?
     
  37. Clown Baby

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    Imagine if we held on to Nate McLouth for like seven years
     
  38. Clown Baby

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    Just now seeing the clip and hearing Chip’s homer call and Dansby hit a no-doubter off the bat while Chip was like “oh he’s going back to the wall” lol
     
  39. ashy larry

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    toby said he was tired
     
  40. CUAngler

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    yes, the mrs has a killer recipe
     
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  41. Clown Baby

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    Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?
     
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  42. One Two

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    Can you please post this recipe in the official Smoltzy dinner thread?
     
  43. bcuga

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    Can't believe Morton's no hitter ended on a 50 mph base hit
     
  44. Louis Holth

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    We’re talking about the 2021 Atlanta Braves. You can believe it.
     
  45. Louis Holth

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    Hahaha what an awful call by Chip
     
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  46. Clown Baby

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    I would’ve really liked to see Max Scherzer beat the shit out of Joe Girardi. I would also not like to be in fourth place so hold on tight, boys.
     
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  47. CUAngler

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    Wife is asleep and I don’t see it in the cookbook but we’ve been making it so long it’s basically freestyled at this time.

    Cook pack of guanciale, throw in noodles with 2 eggs on low heat with salt pepper and pecorino Romano.

    people mess up by trying to over do it with onions, garlic, cream etc...
     
  48. Louis Holth

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    Yea Girardi is such a chud
     
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  49. One Two

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    I would advise to try waking her up by crawling into bed and poking her with a boner and saying “hey babe, what’s that carbonara recipe, Smoltzy needs it”
     
  50. Louis Holth

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    Just saw Kyle’s face. Ruined my entire night. Fuck!