HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Gin Buckets

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    I like the rule, and I also I like that it is staying the old way for the postseason.
     
  2. gus_chiggins

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    They should wait until the 11th or 12th to start it
     
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  3. jrmy

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    Agree. There should at least be 1 normal inning past the 9th.
     
  4. gus_chiggins

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    way too much luck involved to jump straight to it
     
  5. Jake Barnes

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    I’d say 11th for sure.
     
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  6. gus_chiggins

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  7. Tobias

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    LF is 100 times more concerning than short. between lando and vaughn, I think at worst you’re just gonna get league average play. left is a potential black hole
     
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  8. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Not with Sam Thrilliard.
     
  9. Tobias

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    damn samuel
     
  10. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Back at it again with the big dongs
     
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  11. gus_chiggins

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    Bomb squad minus Samuel

     
  12. Nug

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    Here we goooooo. I'm ready to fuck shit up this year. Will do all I can to propel this team to a championship (except chopping)

    Somebody give me Ronnie's odds for MVP.
     
  13. Tobias

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    +500 on my book
     
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  14. gus_chiggins

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    You’re going to fuck around and get your d chopped off imo
     
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  15. CUAngler

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    I had to read this a few times…


     
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  16. SC

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    Seems good, IMO. Gotta click on the picture to expand.
     
  17. Festus McBadass

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  18. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    That injury number isn’t really bad either. Luis severino is at 95% for instance.

    I would need to look at the whole list but I’m guessing that stuff+ gap is pretty considerable. And only with “2 pitches”. Hnnnnnggghhh


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  19. Jake Barnes

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    All he needs (imo) is something like a 92-94 cutter + straight change and he’s set.

    Only need to throw them maybe 10% of the time just to give them something to think about.
     
  20. gus_chiggins

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    Getting that big ass through the ball! 40 HRs imminent

     
  21. gus_chiggins

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  22. Drown ‘Em

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    He also went on to say that his preference is still to get a deal done and stay in Pittsburgh at a fair number for both sides, but I’m not sure how much stock to put into that. He did say the reports of the negotiations being ~$50m apart were pretty accurate.
     
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  23. Clown Baby

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    I wonder if they’d be interested in another two pitch playoff ace in Ian Anderson
     
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  24. jrmy

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    Even if we threw something together like:

    Ian Anderson
    Bryce Elder
    Braden Shewmake
    Jesse Franklin
    Greyson Jenista
    Mahki Backstrom

    Two starting caliber controllable pitchers with low ceilings but fairly high floors that have already had some MLB success

    Two decent position player prospects in Shewmake in Franklin with some upside that are likely to make it to majors within first year

    A once high draft pick reclamation project in Jenista as a throw in

    A toolsy and super young/raw power hitting prospect they can tout as the high upside piece

    I don’t know if it’s enough to make them say yes, they’re probably going to want a few high quality pieces moreso than a ton of depth
     
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  25. jrmy

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    Now that he’s got his core of position players locked up I just don’t see AA moving any of Shuster, Murphy, Ritchie, Phillips, Smith-Shawver or Schwellenbach.
     
  26. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Hopefully our seamstresses and seamsters got a healthy raise this year to help with President Brandon’s inflation and the ass inflation of Big Dog and Murph Dog.
     
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  27. Clown Baby

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    DeGrom is already “experiencing setbacks.” The anti-Charlie Morton boys are in ruins.
     
  28. Degausser

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    I am both team "deGrom may be made of glass at this point" and "Charlie Morton isn't worth $20m" fwiw.
     
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  29. One Two

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    Everything is always so on the nose it’s amazing it isn’t a bit

     
  30. jplaYa

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    There’s definitely a Smoky Joe and the Miracles cover band playing there later
     
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  31. Clown Baby

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    DOB absolutely fought his editors to put him in a shitty motel.
     
  32. One Two

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    Could be pulling a Bear Grylles type stunt where he’s actually in a Marriott but cut the cable to the WiFi and replaced the furniture with stuff he found in a Goodwill bin
     
  33. Room 15

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    Can't put a price on authenticity
     
  34. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Are we sure that DOB isn’t a bed bug? Maybe one of those Men In Black aliens but a bed bug?
     
  35. ashy larry

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    :siren::siren::siren::siren::siren: if you are a middle aged woman named Tammy in the Northport area, you may be in danger :siren::siren::siren::siren::siren:

     
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  36. Gaknight

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    Clearly that says Venice
     
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  37. Jake Barnes

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    TBF, DOB has what was my mid-20s dream job, so even as silly as he is, I get pangs of jealousy now and then.
     
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  38. ashy larry

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    ~15 minute ride by motorcycle
     
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  39. jrmy

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    I, on the other hand, have never once felt jealous of that nerd
     
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  40. ashy larry

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  41. Pharm

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  42. Gaknight

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  43. Gaknight

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    This man is 39? Yikes that's a rough 39 years.
     
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  44. One Two

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  45. SC

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  46. Gaknight

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    From his wiki he is a Harrison High grad.

    "He was an Atlanta Braves fan and wrote a letter to Skip Caray asking how to get into sports broadcasting. Caray responded and encouraged him to practice, critique, and practice some more. Gaudin kept those words in his heart, and in high school convinced a local radio station to allow him to broadcast some of his school's baseball games.[5]"
     
  47. Tobias

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    i like his voice
     
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  48. Tobias

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    guessing hart wasnt an option with the uncertainty with bally right now
     
  49. Gaknight

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  50. Tobias

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    ughh i just am in too good of shape that i can still fit in some stuff from my childhood how embarassing