HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

This one felt good. Soroka vs Gallen tomorrow should be something

 

yay

 

I told you guys I know this team

 

@fraudie

 

Acuna definitely sack tapped him after his HR. Just boys being boys.

 

Murphy is still leading the NL in fWAR. Ronnie is second but Betts and Freddie have caught in. Fucking dansby is right there too.

Love Murphy but I really want this Ronnie MVP season.

 

Really want to sweep these bitches

 

Gallen doesn't look very sharp so far. Hope we can get to him and give Soroka some runs.

 

Not cashing in there is brutal. Couldn't even put a ball in play

 

Not ideal

 

No marbles

 

Atta boy, Oz.

 

I need Harris to figure his shit out.

 

Mets lose again. Hope those dorks continue to suck

 

Man that's shit luck

 

So shitty. Tough luck Mike

 

This Gallen guy seems like a bitch

 

That’s it. I hate Corbin Carroll

 

Gonna need the offense to figure something out because Soroka isn't gonna last too much longer

 

Soroka really struggles 2nd time thru the lineup

 

Mikey still isn’t all the way back

 

Find it, Michael

 

Just need him to keep us in it. This offense is more than capable of bailing him out

 

OZZZZZ

 

Fuck yea Oz!

 

There it is.

 

Fuck your Ozuna. Run motherfucker

 

Nice hustle your worthless fuck

 

That’s bullshit. He should be benched.

 

Ozuna pulled an Acuna. SMDH.

 

4-3 if Ozuna doesn’t admire his shit

 

Give us Smith Shawver

 

Kind of what Soroka did in the minors this season. He just has blowup innings when he loses command in the zone.

 

Washed?

 

This is going to be an annoying game we lose

 

any links to the game that I can pull up on my phone?

 

Snit yanks Ozuna. Good.

 

Lando has not had a good road trip

 

Good job, kid!

 

Rest of the team can currently lick my butthole

 

Froze him with 96!

 

Atta boy AJSS

 

babe wake up new aj just dropped

 

My guy.

 

fuck yea Oly

 

There we go Matt