Hogs vs. Jizz Jars - Jimbololol

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  1. Lt. Pete Mitchell

    Lt. Pete Mitchell Back2Back Natty Champs
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    A&M is Arky’s bitch
     
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  2. LuPoor

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    Jimbo's contract might be the worst in the history of sports
     
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  3. Iron Mickey

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    Jizz jar D trying to drag nuts despite being down 14-0 in the 1Q
     
  4. Pokes

    Pokes Younger, hipper, cooler
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    That little aggy milkman looked like he was gonna shit his jumpsuit when he realized the camera was on him :laugh:
     
  5. TAS

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    Allowing a 93 yard TD drive to this offense :roll:
     
  6. Iron Mickey

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  7. Irush

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    Well god damn
     
  8. TAS

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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YO
     
  9. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    ive seen enough

    catastrophic loss by the hogs
     
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  10. Chipper>Jeter

    Chipper>Jeter Defund the NCAA
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    Just turned the game on holy shit :roll:
     
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  11. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Shut the fuck up for one second, Tess

    Jesus
     
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  12. Truman

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    Samzies lolhog
     
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  13. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    Brian Kelly has a 10 year, $100 million deal
     
  14. Iron Mickey

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    TAMU, I hate you more than anything. You are MAGA Texas Cruz cult garbage. Nice play.
     
  15. Chipper>Jeter

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    All of this is true
     
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  16. Truman

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    Lmao at trying to dive from the 5 yard line.
     
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  17. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    The razzmatazz on the extra point was enjoyable
     
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  18. laxjoe

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  19. TAS

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    Don't put that Canadian son of a Texas grad on us
     
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  20. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    Haselwood fucked over Arky. No idea why he cut it inside.
     
  21. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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  22. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    sorry, it’s indisputable
     
  23. Yanks711

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    surprised they didn't call forward momentum stopped before the handoff
     
  24. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Maybe try not fumbling lol
     
  25. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Thought the same.
     
  26. bertwing

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    I hate Briles so much and KJ is such a rollercoaster. Two straight weeks of dumbass plays
     
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  27. Prospector

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    Feeling really close to having a George Castanza moment
     
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  28. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Everything is working perfectly with our fundamentals. Let’s run a couple reverses.
     
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  29. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    just wait until max johnson throws a tuddy on a pass clocked at 4 mph
     
  30. Prospector

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    You're not helping
     
  31. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks
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    At the bar drinking $12 buckets
     
  32. Truman

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    $12 buckets??? Must be nice
     
  33. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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  34. Gallant Knight

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    Nothing more overrated than the Aggie band
     
  35. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    The weirdest thing about the “normal” Aggies is how excited they get for their weirdo fake army band
     
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  36. Gallant Knight

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    To be fair they’re all in the fake military so thank you for your service
     
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  37. Hogview

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    Yes it is
     
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  38. ~ taylor ~

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    Ohio State call their band something like The Best Band In All The Land. They're basically the Midwest Texas A&M.
     
  39. Gallant Knight

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    Asked 10 corps where they served and they got mad at me I don’t get it I was trying to thank the troops
     
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  40. bertwing

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    Local casino had $7 buckets (5 beers) for a while. Think it’s $10 now, thanks Biden!
     
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  41. BayouMafia

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    Aspercreme really picked their audience for a commercial featuring a drag queen
     
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  42. TAS

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    Ugh we gotta watch another half of this
     
  43. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    Halftime highlights:

    TAMU: two doughy white guys in PFGs back stroking with slack jaws

    UofA: women twerking in sparkly skirts
     
  44. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    at least it was predictable. may your jizz be poisoned.
     
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  45. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    oh cool dump is back, logging off
     
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  46. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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  47. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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    I hate football
     
  48. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    meh just enjoy it. A bunch of weird guys who touch their cocks at football games will feel good for a week. That’s like charity. We can extend the same courtesy to BYU in a few weeks.
     
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  49. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    we all hate football

    its a cruel sport
     
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