Holgorsen to Houston to be announced today

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  1. Jack Parkman

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  2. devine

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    Welcome to 9 hours ago
     
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  3. Joe_Pesci

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    Did we really need another thread about West Virginia coaches
     
  4. Jack Parkman

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    This is the Houston coach
     
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    :yousoricky:
     
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    What’s for lunch today boys lol
     
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  7. Joe_Pesci

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    Take it to the group of 5 thread
     
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    :chrispaulnoooo:
     
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    Lol we laugh out loud in this thread.
     
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  11. Whammy Business

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    Fires a guy for going 8-5, hires a guy who averages fewer than eight wins per season.
     
  12. ono

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    Good for Houston for going balls out for a guy.

    But why him? Hell, why not KK who has no buyout?
     
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    McMurphy reported that Kingsbury turned them down.
     
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  16. Nelson

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    :roll:
     
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    We offered Dana an additional 1 year extension (through 2022) with buyout being 60% of remaining contract

    He wanted an additional year but the contract fully guaranteed

    Bye.
     
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    9 years into his head coaching career and he’s at Houston. Can’t imagine that’s how he expected things to go
     
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  20. spagett

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    Seems odd, Dana.
     
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    As Confucius says, "Can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit."
     
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    ALSO LOL at that kind of money for DANA F'ING HOLGORSEN
     
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  23. Zebbie

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    Kinda hope it blows up in their face so that asshole Tillman Fertitta has to publicly eat shit since he’s basically running the school now (and this coaching move is 100% his doing)
     
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    I am definitely ready for the Big 12 to trade Baylor for Houston now.
     
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    Lotta family ties there for ol dana
     
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    8 straight losses to Oklahoma will be funny
     
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  31. ShuPoor

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  32. Zebbie

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    Well, he’s kinda right - who in their right mind would wanna live in Stillwater?
     
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    man if he hated oklahoma id love to hear what he has to say about west virginia!
     
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    Dana Holgorsen looks like Gene Wilder and people forget that
     
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    Cousin Larry Appleton*
     
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    Houston will be a nice test case on what happens if you spend a ton of money as a non-power 5 school
     
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    Jones sucked at ECU, but that might be b/c Ruff recruited anyone that was just tall and long, not necessarily talented.
     
  40. Hatfield

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    Can’t teach height/length!
     
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    no he sucked ass at tech too
     
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  42. Boo MFer!

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    At least we know his marriage is rock solid!
     
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    Is anyone gonna tell them that Dana isn’t that great tho
     
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    Don’t get me wrong he is gonna win 8-9 games consistently there with the occasional 10 win season but they aren’t gonna be UCF level
     
  45. Corky Bucek

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    SMU spent a ton of money on June Jones, but that was a few years back and not a P5 coach going to G5.
     
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    If it works, the secret to success as a G5 school is to simply have a graduate who is a sports obsessed billionaire.
     
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    we really need that WWE money
     
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    Dana taking over the university of Isis :warn:

     
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  49. Boo MFer!

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    Perhaps something for you to consider, TC, if you’re still thinking about teaching abroad.
     
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