Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. slhorn

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    Everyone in the bullpen needs a come to Jesus moment.
     
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  2. Charles DeMar

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    Never a doubt
     
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    It’s august and this bullpen is pissing me off. Everything’s great
     
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    Never a doubt
     
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  7. Tex

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    Can we get this pen some help?
     
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  8. Tex

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    Can anyone use 2 free tickets for tonight? Not club or anything. 400 level behind home plate first row. You could find lower level seats I’m sure.
     
  9. Charles DeMar

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    Wish I could, appreciate the offer
     
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  10. steamengine

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    How many seasons in a row is this that all of national media collectively discovers two thirds in “wow the Astros are really good” after picking us like eighth in the preseason.
     
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    At least 3 or 4
     
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    Only good thing about all of the injuries is that Dusty has to play Mancini a lot ;)
     
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    Dong gun
     
  14. Charles DeMar

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    This was a good listen

     
  15. Tex

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    So we’re losing Tucker aren’t we?
     
  16. Tex

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    Ugly game
     
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    Pathetic
     
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    Why can’t our pitchers throw strikes lately?
     
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    Nice
     
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    Big fan of these moves
     
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    Angel Hernandez is a joke
     
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    Haha that should have been a strike on Yuli
     
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  27. slhorn

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    Can we please get healthy.
     
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  28. Tex

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    Plz
     
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  29. slhorn

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    I feel like they were going to shut verlander down soon anyways. But Yordan pls
     
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    Going to be a short night for LMJ
     
  31. Tex

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    Just end it already
     
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  32. slhorn

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    I thought I was watching a replay when I turned it on last inning.
     
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    Angels have 3 hits and could walk it off
     
  34. Tex

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    That was a strike. Inning over.
     
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  36. slhorn

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    I refuse to participate in the wave because I’m too cool. Like my fellow Astros players. Just another reason why I love them.
     
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    Yordan is back in the lineup!!
     
  38. slhorn

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    Hunter brown is projected to make his mlb debut tomorrow.
     
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    Wow terrible call
     
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  40. slhorn

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    Wow. And it’s upheld.
     
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    He was clearly safe. Wild
     
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    I don’t participate in the wave, national anthem, or 7th inning stretch because I’m that locked in.
     
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  44. slhorn

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    Im not even sure he touches him there.

    phrasing
     
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  45. Tex

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    He didn’t
     
  46. Tex

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    Oh well got the W
     
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    .500! Lol
     
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  48. Tex

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    Anyone want 2 free tickets for tonight?
     
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  49. Tex

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    Someone claimed them.
     
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