Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

Everyone in the bullpen needs a come to Jesus moment.

 

Never a doubt

 

It’s august and this bullpen is pissing me off. Everything’s great

 

Never a doubt

 

Can we get this pen some help?

 

Can anyone use 2 free tickets for tonight? Not club or anything. 400 level behind home plate first row. You could find lower level seats I’m sure.

 

Wish I could, appreciate the offer

 

How many seasons in a row is this that all of national media collectively discovers two thirds in “wow the Astros are really good” after picking us like eighth in the preseason.

 

At least 3 or 4

 

Only good thing about all of the injuries is that Dusty has to play Mancini a lot ;)

 

Dong gun

 

This was a good listen

 

So we’re losing Tucker aren’t we?

 

Ugly game

 

Pathetic

 

Why can’t our pitchers throw strikes lately?

 

Nice

 

Big fan of these moves

 

Angel Hernandez is a joke

 

Haha that should have been a strike on Yuli

 

Can we please get healthy.

 

Plz

 

I feel like they were going to shut verlander down soon anyways. But Yordan pls

 

Going to be a short night for LMJ

 

Just end it already

 

I thought I was watching a replay when I turned it on last inning.

 

Angels have 3 hits and could walk it off

 

That was a strike. Inning over.

 

I refuse to participate in the wave because I’m too cool. Like my fellow Astros players. Just another reason why I love them.

 

Yordan is back in the lineup!!

 

Hunter brown is projected to make his mlb debut tomorrow.

 

Wow terrible call

 

Wow. And it’s upheld.

 

He was clearly safe. Wild

 

I don’t participate in the wave, national anthem, or 7th inning stretch because I’m that locked in.

 

Im not even sure he touches him there.

phrasing

 

He didn’t

 

Oh well got the W

 

.500! Lol

 

Anyone want 2 free tickets for tonight?

 

Someone claimed them.

 

ICYMI