Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. houtex716

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    Good ol walkoff dong
     
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  2. lunchbox

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    Idk how yordan plays with that huge dick
     
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  3. slhorn

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    He swings with it silly. Next question.
     
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  4. Tex

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    What a finish. Dong delivered all game.
     
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  6. Tex

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    Great view from the side into the celebration

     
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  7. Charles DeMar

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  8. Charles DeMar

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    I used to post this guy's other Shoot It Vine on Facebook after every Astros win, even in the regular season, which wasn't great when the Astros were playing on the west coast ;) And that's part of the reason why i ultimately stopped and saved it for the playoffs, as well as the fact that Vines pretty much disappeared after it was purchased by FB or some other massive site.

    Regardless, i always thought it was pretty strange what happened to the guy who tweeted that out. He covered the Texans but also tweeted about the Astros, yet suddenly disappeared from twitter when someone discovered that he had an improper relationship with a student when he was a teacher before joining the media.
     
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  9. Charles DeMar

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  11. steamengine

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    Seriously. We’ve been in the playoffs seven of the last eight years. People should be used to it at this point.
     
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  12. slhorn

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    Just when I think I couldn’t love him more.
     
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  13. Tex

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    I’ve been at Canyon Lake all day. Just got in the Airbnb. Glad to see we’re winning. Let’s go Stros!
     
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  14. Charles DeMar

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    Never a doubt
     
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  15. slhorn

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    Also the fuck?
     
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  16. steamengine

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    Playoff Pressly still makes me nervous.
     
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  17. slhorn

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    I can’t help but wonder what Correa is thinking analyzing the game rather than playing in it.
     
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  18. Tex

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    Our car broke down on the way here. I was supposed to be belly up at Lucky's on the Lake when the game started but the universe had other plans.
     
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  19. Tex

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    Tito’s and Matthew McConaugheys IPAs and an Astros win got me feeling good.
     
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  20. steamengine

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    Verlander’s interview with Sparky in the clubhouse postgame is very good.
     
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  21. slhorn

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    Is gallery furniture open tomorrow because holy shit
     
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  23. steamengine

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    A three game series basically decided by three hits.
     
  24. Tex

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    Bats need to wake up going forward. Might have just been the great pitching but damn let’s get it going.
     
  25. slhorn

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    We are obviously rooting for the guardians tonight right?
     
  26. Tex

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    No. As dirty as it is. Let’s see them go longer. Use more pitchers.
     
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  27. Tex

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    I’m drunk at ACL so don’t mind my shenanigans. I’ve said go Stros to every apparel I’ve seen.
     
  28. steamengine

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    Are we well represented in the audience?
     
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  29. Charles DeMar

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    I was in NOLA this weekend and there was a fair amount of Astros gear, more than I was expecting at least, although not nearly as much Bengals stuff I saw around the quarter
     
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  30. steamengine

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    Joey B is the King of the Quarter
     
  31. Tex

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    So much Astros stuff
     
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  32. slhorn

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    So are we still rooting for the guardians? Because I reaaaaallllly like the idea of sending the Yankees home. Again.
     
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  33. soulfly

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    Mariners clearly didn’t have the horses (that bullpen is obscene).

    It was pretty obvious after jumping on Verlander without getting a win that the series was over :ohdear:
     
  34. slhorn

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    The series was a whole lot closer than the actual outcome. Y’all have a great core. The next few years should be fun.
     
  35. soulfly

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    I’d like to send well wishes for current playoff endeavors, but I hate everything Texas. So I can’t. And I sorry.
     
  36. slhorn

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    All good bud. We’ve kind of embraced being the bad guys at this point.
     
  37. steamengine

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    Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
     
  38. slhorn

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    What are we thinking gents? Imo if Verlander figures his shit out this series is over.
     
  39. zachary

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    would love to sweep them
     
  40. slhorn

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    Agreed. But Nestor or cole will get one if not both. Our depth is what gets us over the hump. But I wouldn’t mind celebrating a World Series berth in 4,5, or 6.
     
  41. slhorn

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    Yordan and tucker on that short porch!?!?! :fap:
     
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  43. Tex

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    God I hope he’s on tonight

     
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  44. zachary

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    fuck the yankees. go stros!
     
  45. Tex

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    And our guys

     
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  46. steamengine

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    Jameson will mail it in for the hometown team