Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. Gallant Knight

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    GM bagwell is 0/3

    Montero is fucking awful too
     
  2. Tex

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    Another blown game late
     
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    This doesn’t seem great

     
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    I wonder how long they’ll keep him on the team

    there is a 0% chance he makes it all 3 years
     
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    at least we won last year
     
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    He’s a bum. Be gone.
     
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    Yordan with a glorious side eye there.
     
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    Just build a statue of Chas already ha
     
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    Never a doubt
     
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    He’s not mad. He’s just disappointed.
     
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    Pls Abrue. Just to quiet them for one game..
     
  16. slhorn

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    I’m taking 100 percent credit for that!
     
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    He used all his juice for the month on that one
     
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    Also helped the left fielder misplayed it.
     
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    Thought 4 run lead for framber would be enough
     
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    As did I but holy shit did that ball go far.
     
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    This isn’t great

     
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    Bregman!!!!
     
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    Never a doubt.
     
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  25. colonelrascals

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    I hate Bagwell so much
     
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    Thought that was gone
     
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    Fire him
     
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    Julks tho
     
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    Wow Chaz
     
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    Never a doubt
     
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    It’s a walkoff!!! And never a doubt…
     
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    Bregman said this after the game today that made laugh pretty good.


    Bregman had been thrown out at the plate in the sixth on a hit by Tucker and knew he couldn't let it happen again.

    “I guess I saved enough in the legs from the first time for that one,” Bregman joked. “Tucker would have killed me if I got thrown out twice for him.”
     
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    Yep, pretty much right after I shared those tweets with a few Astros text chains ;)
     
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    Yeah I noticed that too ha.
     
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    Eh haha
     
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    PAIN (and still too soon)

     
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  41. steamengine

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    I’ll still never understand how we lost that series. I mean I saw it happen, but it shouldn’t have taken place.
     
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    Still will never get over Cole just not being given the last few innings in Game 7 once Greinke gave them 6 scoreless
     
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    I've lost sleep over it
     
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    Hensley sent to Sugar Land. Damnit it should have been Abreu.
     
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    Kinda surprised that Hensley went down even though he hasn't be good, thought Salazar may be heading down instead, still not sure why they're carrying 3 catchcers

     
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    Shhh! The al west goes through Arlington. I mean Dallas
     
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