Houston Astros Thread: Worst Team in Texas

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  1. Tex

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  3. Gallant Knight

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    Well that’s a clear upgrade over Maldonado!

    not sure I love them talking about playing both Jake and chas every day in the outfield. Defense will be sick I guess
     
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    I’m shocked about Tuck.
     
  7. Charles DeMar

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    He’s going to get paid next year so maybe he just didn’t feel the need to draw it out again and go to hearing like last year
     
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    its good to see the title is finally correct
     
  10. steamengine

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    Football is king and your cowboys are a disgrace
     
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    at least Dallas could keep their team from leaving
     
  14. steamengine

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    *arlington, formerly irving
     
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  15. Gallant Knight

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    Apparently they’re pursuing Josh Hader. That would be tight
     
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  17. Tex

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    How do we feel about this?
     
  18. Gallant Knight

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    seems like abreu-presley-hader is about as filthy of a backend bullpen that there could possibly be.
     
  19. Gallant Knight

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    also it's basically been a sell out every game for 10 years so happy he is paying the tax
     
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    I'm happy to not have to deal with the stress of pressly in the 9th
     
  21. dome foam

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    I’m legitimately shocked
     
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    They’re giving loperfido a chance this spring. Guessing he’s competing with cabbage and singleton as a lefty bench option. He’s more versatile as he can play first, second and all outfield positions. Interesting.
     
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  24. Gallant Knight

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    Rolling out what could possibly be the opening day lineup today

    IMG_5087.jpeg
     
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    Not great Bob

     
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    Seems like they’ve been hinting at this for a few weeks. Hopefully he’s back by May and hopefully Garcia and McCullers really are healthy around the all star break
     
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  27. Tex

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    Fucked is we
     
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  28. steamengine

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    Maybe he should’ve been working this offseason instead of traveling
     
  29. BUstang

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    When your big titty wife wants to go places, you go places.
     
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    That’s your neighbor you’re talking about
     
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  31. BUstang

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    I am not a Inwood girly.
     
  32. steamengine

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    I thought I remembered you were a BOCA boy
     
  33. BUstang

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    I am. The Verlanders live on Inwood. Unless they moved recently.
     
  34. Gallant Knight

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    They can afford lazy lane how embarrassing
     
  35. steamengine

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    They did
     
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  36. colonelrascals

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    My best friend is v close to the the V's. AMA
     
  37. Gallant Knight

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    can confirm
     
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  38. BUstang

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    About time they joined the best hood in Houston.
     
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  39. Gallant Knight

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    Bruh went to blue door tonight with my wife, brother in law
    and his wife and thought it would be kinda funny

    There were legit people straight banging like 12 feet away from us

    I was amused. The girls not so much
     
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    marfreles?!? I still need to get over there sometime, but thankfully not tonight ;)
     
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  41. colonelrascals

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    :roll:
     
  42. Tex

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    So Snell?

     
  43. steamengine

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    Pitching is suspect
     
  44. Charles DeMar

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    Sadly, one of the main reasons for this whole trade in the first place was to force Dusty to give Meyers a shot in CF

     
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    it seems like click was seriously underrated
     
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  46. Tex

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    lol

     
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  47. steamengine

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    At least we got one more year of Dusty instead of retaining him
     
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    Pretty excited it seems like espada is sharp
     
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