Jags fire Urban Meyer

This man was in a public place grinding on coeds last weekend and you think he’s above eye fucking a woman in front of his wife?

Like I said I think it’s safe to assume that relationship ain’t monogamous. Hell his wife probably checked out the girlfriend too or they at least said something about her to each other

 

Where ya mask at shellcat

 

Anyone that thinks it’s every single American’s right to vote and reproduce should be forced to read CFB fan boards.

 

You know what's funny NFL fan boards are probably worse

 

“The only mask Shelley wears is a BDSM mask that she puts on when she and Urban are in the middle of an orgy.” - People on this board, probably

 

that's why he will never win the B1G

 

This can't be real. Dude isn't smoking girls with a football and knocking them down.

 

The level of eye contact is typically inverse to the level of guilt. Urban definitely fucked up lol.

 

It's honestly the most Harbaugh thing I can think of

 

who else can imagine coach jim firing that pigskin at a bunch of coeds while nursing a glass of milk

 

couldn’t imagine the level of fear/guilt this induced. waking up the next day after being black out drunk and seeing that you were trending on Twitter. whoopsies

 

this. Just listen to Harbaugh talk about his carefully mapped out Halloween route to maximize candy and efficiency.

 

That sounds pretty in line with everything about harbaugh. It’s hilarious, guy is absolute weirdo

 

They wait for him to apologize but say he was entrapped...then immediately release a video of him sticking a finger in that girl's ass

 

That's the first time Urban has gone under center in two decades.

 

She's clearly moving her asshole onto his hand
--Various Football Message Boards

 

Dabo not the only one coaching that

 

Urban being a certified ass man has to warrant a personal TMB invitation, right?

 

Arm spasms caused by the brain disorder.

 

The only thing that opens the door for legitimacy is that it's Jim Harbaugh. And on those grounds alone I completely believe this is true

 

these hypothetical women aren't going to date you, Miles.

 

In a suburban Ohio fire station somewhere, @marcus gently weeps…

 

https://www.the-mainboard.com/index...-funny-to-you-because-you-post-on-tmb.118082/

 

Fairly surprised that SugarShaun hasn't been asked to ID this chick yet.

 

But did she like it?

 

I saw someone post her twitter somewhere else, but I think she deactivated all her social media.

I can only imagine the horrible shit people were saying to her.

 

He really checked for oil. I thought someone was joking about that in another thread.

 

I love the innocence of the people saying "there's no way X story is true." Coaches are absolute freaks of humanity who long ago became detached from the world you live in.

 

Cayman Nebraska is what some of my buddies told me. Which if true is one hell of a name

 

That's indeed her. The video above has her name on it

 

I don't think he's thought about anything but football since the Clinton administration

Also I dont give a fuck what he does.

 

Urban should’ve come to the podium, said sorry for partying, and left

 

Nice detective work A$$ and TIDDIES

 

“A finger up the b-hole is just how the kids say no thanks to a dance floor request. I should have just said no. I have to be better.”

 

Having the Ohio State and Jacksonville Jags fanbase pissed off at you is a circle of insane people hell I hope to never fall into. Just thinking about it disgusts me

 

Indeed.