Jimmy Cheat World: The Official Michigan Scandal Thread. *

Well that was easy

 

THE SMALL SCHOOLS CANT AFFORD IT

 

Thank you Conor Stalions and Jim Harbaugh for bringing this long overdue positive change to college football. Visionaries really.

 

Harbaugh's response is a picture of the Paul Bunyan Trophy holding the national championship trophy.

 

The NCAA is going to hammer the Chargers.

 

And deservedly so. They should be banned from the CFB Playoffs for at least 10 years.

 

Nice try. The Bunyan was sold at his garage sale.

 

Everyone to Michigan athletics

 

Win one national title then you start acting like Georgia smh

 

almost reaching a causation point here with drunk driving and national titles

 

3:00 AM is always a great, non-suspicious time to be out driving around.

 

he must be lonely

 

I wonder if they took his shoelaces when he was jailed…

 

3:00 AM is the perfect time to be a Michigan player driving drunk and crashing your athletic director's wife's car before lying to the Ann Arbor police about your name only for them not to give you a breathalyzer despite stumbling around.

 

Not quite...

 

So, Michigan lost its head coach, defensive coordinator and other position coaches and you’re insinuating a team who didn’t recruit like Georgia in first place should be recruiting like them after the natty?

 

Posting for posterity

 

Saw this thread bumped and thought perhaps Central Michigan had finally been punished for its malfeasance in allowing impermissible staff on its sideline in Spartan Stadium.

 

Cheatin Chips IYAM

 

I'm not insinuating anything

I'm just stating the fact that the post title similarities between Michigan and Georgia is limited to the danger they put their communities in.

 

Another situation where a low level staffer didn’t break any NCAA rules, but will likely be dismissed.

 

No moore rizz

 

I think a better angle would be Irish/Wisconsin/dui glass houses here

 

The NCAA has reached an agreement on Michigan 2020 Covid Recruiting violations.

One “former coach” did not participate, and will have his case proceed to the Committee on Infractions.

Three years probation, recruiting restrictions, and a one year show cause for the individuals.

https://www.ncaa.org/news/2024/4/16...tted-ncaa-violations-in-football-program.aspx

 

We were all drunk when we agreed to settle.

 

Cheating >>>

Trust me, I got a taste last year and Im all in.
never looking down my nose at the SEC again

 

The 2024 O/U on DUIs is getting close to the 2024 O/U on 2024 wins.

 

2 wins and 2 DUIs in 2024 so far.

 

The NCAA saw what Harbaugh did when he left and started to feel bad and decided to take it easy on this first case.

 

Can’t be a repeat offender without an initial conviction

 

Probation and a handful of meaningless show-causes. They got us!

 

Rent free

 

Here comes the A team

 

We love it when a plan comes together.

 

I’m not going to lie. As a kid, I wanted to name my family’s dog B.A. Baracus, but was voted down.

 

I pity the fools in your family.

 

Remarkable they were able to find so many asterisk-shaped diamonds.

 

Kiss the rings bitches!

 

Did he ask for the cheapest tattoo possible?