John Kruk with the hottest (coolest?) of takes

I really hope by steak he means just ground beef somehow. If the man is putting ranch on a filet or ribeye

 

the complete earnestness of how he asks is the best part of this

 

Is it really that much weirder than horseradish sauce?

 

I don’t even put ranch on my salad, John.

 

I'm most looking forward to the weird ranch takes itt.

 

I prefer ketchup on my steaks like a true foodie.

 

The man travels with his own ranch dressing.

 

Had to pull a dblplay1212 to get out of this one

 

I’ve never done it but I have separately had steak and ranch dressing enough times to know what it would taste like and after running my mental simulation my verdict is it tastes fine but it’s not something I intend on trying again.

 

It's good in a steak salad situation IMO

 

If people stopped caring about what other people eat message boards would cease to exist.

 

I would not personally, but I'm not kink-shaming him over it.

 

Friendly reminder John Kruk made the greatest HR call in history

 

someone in his inner circle shamed him about his excessive use of ranch and this is him trying to validate his love for it.

 

Some extremely B1G energy from Kruky.

 

I find a true admiration of ranch to be kinda sad / embarrassing, but yeah, not gonna lose my top over what someone does to a steal. You do you kruk

 

Imagine slathering this baby with some Hidden Valley…

 

I don't have a problem using ranch if that's what he likes but he also admitted to dipping his steak in ketchup which is where I draw the line. Why order a steak at all if you are just going to ruin it by using a bottom tier condiment such as ketchup?

 

I'm more of a gold flakes guy

 

I could see someone seasoning a steak with a ranch dry mix packet, but probably wouldn’t be ideal.

 

My mother in law likes a NY Strip well done smothered in A1 sauce

Its her go to order at basically any restaurant

 

It's either that or which brand of ranch he's been using. They're not all equal.

 

“Well this guy is a complete freak with no vices, must be a terrific lawyer”

 

every time I see this picture I click like on the post it’s like I’ve been conditioned

 

It’s the brita water pitcher for me.

 

when i was a kid i used to dip my london broil in ranch.

nowadays i don't dip it in anything, but i've recently found a cured egg yolk with soy sauce to be an incredible enhancer

 

One of the partners at my first law firm also didn't drink, and ordered a root beer float at every client dinner.

He was also the also the #1 ranked player in the RPGA for most of the 90s.

I think he was perfectly capable socially, those issues notwithstanding.

 

Depends upon what Biden and Trump had for lunch, imo.

 

Adrenachrome and six Big Macs, respectively.

 

John Prine used to travel with his own condiments — mustard, ketchup, syrup. Power move, honestly.

 

Worked with a complete weirdo who if they didn't have bbq sauce he liked he would ask for ketchup, mustard, vinegar, I forget what else to construct his own bbq sauce.

 

This same guy put yogurt on his sandwich thinking it was mayo and says
"Man this mayo is pretty sweet"
"Dude that was yogurt"
"Huh well I quite like it!"

 

How many people did this person murder?

 

I'd put the over under at 10. Once he was getting his carpet replaced and he was convinced the workers were sabotaging him/trying to hurt him cause he said he found shards of glass in his shoes.

 

filet mignon is a "Ranch worthy" level steak

 

People order steak at Cracker Barrel? Learn something new every day.

 

I dated a girl who would bring her own salad dressing to restaurants.

 

experienced Cracker Barrell for the first time a couple months ago, it was horrible and left me with some questions. Is CB basically a Southern/rustic Applebees?

 

These people are making me very mad. ​