Jon Bois thread

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  1. steamengine

    steamengine What decision? You got into Duke.
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  2. laxjoe

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    edit: need to read the thread first
     
  3. GoodForAnother

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    came here to post this. incredible article, best I have read in a long time
     
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  4. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    edit: thought this was dril thread
     
  5. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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  6. Clown Baby

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  7. GoodForAnother

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    an anonymous viewer requested “buildings,” the only explanation given is “I don’t know lol,” this of course is how the city of Houston was built

    My god
     
  8. GoodForAnother

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    He just gets me, man
     
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  9. ashy larry

    ashy larry the egg bar is coveted as fuck
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  10. GoodForAnother

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    one of my favorites in a while
     
  11. GoodForAnother

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    It’s frankly embarrassing this isn’t the single most popular thread on this board
     
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  12. Saul Shabazz

    Saul Shabazz RIP Big 'Fo Dub'
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    'Star Trek: The Next Generation take place in the 2360s. Basketball is never mentioned, and sports in their present form are completely absent. When they dig a man from the 1990s out of cryogenic stasis and bring him aboard, he asks if he can watch an Atlanta Braves game. Nobody seems to know what he's talking about.'


    maybe the single greatest online paragraph ever
     
  13. Pancho

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    This is probably ten years old but I found it in my screenshots the other day and it cracked me tf up

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  14. Saul Shabazz

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    Track 8 thumps
     
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  15. yaywaffles

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    probably my favorite jon bois video and the one i always direct my non-sports friends to (i'm in grad school so that's all of them) when i'm trying to convince them that the sum of all sports isn't meat heads, cte, and first take morons screaming at each other



    also a big fan of this, though i still need to go back and finish it

    https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football
     
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