Kate Middleton conspiracy

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  1. Yanks711

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    Yea that one doesn't add up to me either. They've had a lot of relationship issues all the way back to when they were dating.
     
  2. Lyrtch

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    If she declined to play ball with the royal media folks?
     
  3. LSUTigers1986

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    One of the non-working moms in our 6 couple friend text group said I was her best source on the Kate drama. I get all my info from tmb but won’t reveal my sources.
     
  4. Handcuffed

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    perhaps, but definitely passing any sort of occam's razor sniff test

    seems like it's way more likely that it's a medical issue where she's either incapable of being photographed (coma or bed-ridden, i think unlikely) or unwilling to be so (recovering from surgery, something wrong with her appearance, etc.)
     
  5. chuckmasterflex

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    My mom’s take was, “I hope that poor girl is okay. She has very beautiful children. People just say the nastiest things online.”

    There is a lot to be said for using social media to exclusively to follow instagram dog accounts and half watching trash on Netflix and hallmark movies.
     
  6. VaxRule

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    Well, the fist shaped bruises don’t typically go with the “Happy Mother’s Day” sentiment the Royal family would like to convey
     
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  7. chuckmasterflex

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    I’d love the Irish more if I didn’t know so many of the bastards.
     
  8. Sir Phobos

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    she actually is/was recovering from planned (abdominal) surgery. she had that mid-January and returned home two weeks later (William visited exactly once, the day after her surgery). there was no emergency visit to the hospital from anything I can find. they also outright said when they announced her surgery plans that she was expected to be out until after Easter but this news got buried because hours later it was announced Charles underwent surgery for an enlarged prostate.

    reading the timeline of events, I'm almost defaulting to this all just being shit timing i.e. she's fine, things are going as planned in that area but the combination of her total absence as she convalesces and the edited pic have caused a conspiracy uproar. the woman probably saw the recovery as a chance to fuck off from the world for a little and be with her kids so she took it.

    idk, maybe it's more complicated but I kind of doubt it. we'll probably find out eventually and the answer will be boring.
     
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  9. The Banks

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    Would be pretty simple to come out and say all that, no?
     
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  10. Killy Me Please

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    Hold up. Stop right there.

    First of all. WTF.

    Second. No.
     
  11. Jake Barnes

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    The Sherlock implication was that it was one of the women in the royal family who had a lesbian BDSM kink that Irene Adler was holding over them.
     
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  12. Capstone 88

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    How long until Israel claims she’s in a Hamas tunnel?
     
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  13. One Two

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  14. Redav

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    This kind of sums up how I feel about the royals
     
  15. fuxstockings

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    This is me for like 10 different topics because of tmb.
     
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  16. Yanks711

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  17. Bruce Bowen

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    I had to google Rose Hanbury...apparently she's a british model?
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  18. Where Eagles Dare

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    Kate is probably terrified she's going to be murdered like her MIL
     
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  19. Eathan Edwards

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    That stressed me out just reading it.
     
  20. Eathan Edwards

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    Before she was on the board MLS was always baffled about how I would get faster news reports than what was on TV or online - TMB has broken news on quite a few topics over the years.
     
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  21. Killy Me Please

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    The only time it's acceptable to being a 12-person group text.

    - Okay guys so the bachelor party is going to be in Costa Rica. Two hookers each. Enough booze and drugs to demolish a city block.
    - Hell yeah
    - Fuck yeah bro
    - Omfg can't wait
    - Lit
    - Erect penis emoji
    - Let's gooooo
    - My wife is going to divorce me but I don't care
    - Don't worry Costa Rica has plenty of broads to get over her.
    - Damn it My kids christening is that week.
    - He probably won't care you're gone bro.
    - WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
     
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  22. chuckmasterflex

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  23. UncleJesse

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  24. Sir Phobos

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    I mean, I said this in my very first post itt. they don't owe it to anybody and she deserves privacy for dealing with health issues if she wants it but yea, more updates would have perhaps helped.

    the sane thing to do would be to go "oh, look, they said she's having surgery and will be out for a few months" and then maybe if it's May and there's still radio silence then you start asking more questions. this conspiracy didn't start because of the photo, the photo simply exacerbated the situation. they specifically went out of their way to tell people she'd be out for awhile and less than halfway through it people went nuts and went "where is she? nobody knows!" so what's to be done when those are the people you're trying to placate?
     
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  25. ohhaithur

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    a lot of people forget that
     
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  26. ButchCassidy

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    not send a photoshop to the media, thus opening yourself up to more questions/conspiracies.
     
  27. Tug

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    What’s this gotta do with the Prince’s pegging preference?
     
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  30. wes tegg

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    Says “broads” and “my old lady” unironically.
     
  31. Eathan Edwards

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    We're in a throuple and the sheer thought of a 6 couple group chat gave me anxiety.
     
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  32. Sir Phobos

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    the ol' ball and chain.
     
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  34. brolift

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    hell yea
     
  35. Chipper>Jeter

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    i get a rush whenever i pull off a good use of "broads"
     
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  38. tee kay

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    Hey brochacho. Somebody in an actual group chat with real people in it posted a screenshot of that fever dream so I decided to stop by. How’s it going on your end?
     
  39. Fancy

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  40. Jean-Ralphio

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    MAUD’TEEK
     
  41. Louis Holth

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  42. tee kay

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  43. Eathan Edwards

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    We were in Idaho and they had women's stalls labeled "broads" and "dames" and laughed about what level you have to be at to just say fuck it, tonight I'm not a dame.
     
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  44. Jake Barnes

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    Chin game is weak af
     
  45. skiedfrillet

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    i love group chats. i hope to be included in one some day
     
  46. Eathan Edwards

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    I can add you to an LA nightlife one right now and you'll hate me until the end of time.
     
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  47. Lip

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    you went too high brow here. Gotta explain the joke that William is the sub(missive) in this scenario

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  48. Jean-Ralphio

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    i bet they’d love your photos of your steaks tbh.
     
  49. Prospector

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    new clue, what could the connection possibly mean?
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