Last Week Tonight

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  1. dump

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  2. The Blackfish

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  3. DaveGrohl

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  4. dump

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    while y’all are here

    why do people move to Dauphin Island?
     
  5. Tiffin

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    The sunsets.

    The meth.
     
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  6. The Blackfish

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    To see the dauphins
     
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  7. dump

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    TOMORROW NIGHT



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  8. Lorne Malvo

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    Was on Colbert recently. Was hilarious



     
  9. dump

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    All Star should be our new national anthem
     
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  10. dump

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    Should I become Italy’s new PM?

    I have the blood for it
     
  11. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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  12. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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  13. Fusiontegra

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  14. dump

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    :roll: fuck mike pence
     
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  15. NYGator

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    my damn book is on backorder...
     
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  16. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Same. 4/3-4/11 expected delivery date.
     
  17. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    And holy shit, the FoxNews crew must have done a bit about this. The 1-star ratings are rolling in with the quickness within the last 48 hours.
     
  18. The Blackfish

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    A lot of the 1 star reviews are still positive and it’s still a rock hard 5*

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  19. Fusiontegra

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    I know. I was looking at the most recent 1-stars. Right after the show, a lot of people 1-starred to troll people that would come in and try to legit 1-star it. More recently, they're conservatives blasting the book for being too political and mean.
     
  20. The Blackfish

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    Idiots
     
  21. clemsontyger04

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    "Vanned Parenthood"

    :laugh:
     
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  22. clemsontyger04

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    Love when they buy ad space on Fox News in DC
     
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  23. Jigga

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    #Notageologist
     
  24. dump

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    I love this show so much
     
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  25. NilesIrish

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    I got legit scared that they actually pulled the plug until I ran through my Dish guide.
     
  26. dump

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    Well played, Russell Crowe
     
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  27. Daniel Ocean

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    I just watched last night’s episode and got scared
     
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  28. Fusiontegra

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    I would definitely watch Fuckboys of the 90s
     
  29. Daniel Ocean

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    Well look in the mirror.



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  30. Fusiontegra

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    Bitches loved my frosted tips!
     
  31. dump

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  32. Truman

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    low blow... Pun intended?
     
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  33. Truman

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    "And now Great Britain, aka - America's Rough Draft"
     
  34. The B1G Kucktis

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    Ed Balls

    :bananallama:
     
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  35. NYGator

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    I feel like an idiot asking, but what does this joke even mean? I kept thinking about it while watching and I felt that I was missing the biggest part of the punchline.

    BTW, I feel the last few shows have been somewhat weak, and I hate saying that. I think there is so much more material that he is leaving out in these stories and the show length has been down dramatically.
     
  36. New user

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    Rough draft is a shitty first version of something that you submit to a teacher, etc. for review--i.e., GB is our shitty first version and we're the upgrade (hard to argue that now though).
     
  37. NYGator

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    Ok that is what threw me off. I was thinking about how bad we look now so I was struggling with the analogy.
     
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  38. dump

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    Its not like GB looks much better with their racist poor people voting to exit the EU because they didnt like all the euros coming over and taking their jobs
     
  39. The Banks

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    It’s unfortunate we have Trump and his gaggle of incompetent complicit morons. We’d be getting great episodes every week on topics we might not know about but are important. But I understand needing to cover all this shit. It seems like they try to get away from it as much as possible.
     
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  40. dump

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    I enjoyed the Penis Suit and the Dirty Santa Claus tonight
     
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  41. Lorne Malvo

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    Last night's was absolutely hilarious.
     
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  42. dump

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    this is cool

     
  43. NYGator

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    I just watched the Norway VD part, and holy shit that was hysterical.
     
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  44. dump

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    ANITA MOTHERFUCKING HILL
     
  45. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    She was pretty rad
     
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  46. dump

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    She is pretty rad
     
  47. NilesIrish

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    Tonight was hilarious. Fucking space mice.
     
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  48. Daniel Ocean

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    It was Dave. Although Isabella Rossa-Cheese Gave me the creeps
     
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  49. dump

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    Congrats to Florida on electing Rick Scott
     
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  50. dump

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    Facebook is a toilet
     
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