Lions don't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep because they slaughter them. AKA the big cat thread

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  1. BP

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    Really hope that didn't happen due to a fucking trespasser
     
  4. BP

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    Thats exactly what happened
     
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    Should have let nature run its course
     
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  6. Pelican

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    Fuck this guy.
     
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  7. Larry Sura

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    He should be charged with anything they can throw at him.
     
  8. Henry Blake

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  9. Henry Blake

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    Sorry I ate your mom.

     
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    Guessing the baby baboon dies from hunger in short order? Doesn't seem like the jaguar would have the capacity to feed it what it needs.
     
  11. Joe Withabee

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    It’s got nipples, Greg
     
  12. Emma

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    * thread should be about happy big cat gifs
     
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  13. Owsley

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    This is from Eye of the Leopard, which is imo among greatest nature documentaries ever made. It is a truly remarkable piece of filmmaking and something that will last with you forever. 10/10, must watch.

     
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    he wanted to feed him after all, win/win imho
     
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    i have seem this movie

    seriously incredible, the instincts are so strong
     
  16. Nandor the Relentless

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    How many licks does it take to get to the center of a deer?
     
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  18. skiedfrillet

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    i could've gone w/o seeing that baby deer getting mauled by those 2 lions
     
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  21. arrdub

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    too close to that choke out/ jugular combo grip iyam

    I’ve been around enough cats to know lovey dovey becomes bitey scratchy in a half a sec

    have them kicks all up in his guts too
     
  22. Henry Blake

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    Yeah. No way I could sit there hoping he didn't decide I was a threat.
     
  23. IHHH

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    Oh so you are a b negative…meh
     
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    Imagine casually trying to cross a river and then you see that terrifying creature coming at you at that rate of speed.
     
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    The deadliest animal in Africa meets…some lions
     
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    Did you know hippos can run on river beds. Not swim, but run.
     
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  28. THF

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    Bc they are so dense they sink. They don’t float. So they just run along the bottom like on land.
     
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  29. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  30. Prospector

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    Escobar had some as pets. They got loose and now there are 70ish wild in Columbia.
    Wonder how they taste
     
  31. Eathan Edwards

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    "One scientist, however, thinks that the hippos would make a lovely barbecue. When one of the Hacienda's hippos was accidentally electrocuted during an experiment with electric fencing, the carcass became dinner. "What did the local people do? They took him, they chopped him up, they barbecued him and they ate him!" biologist Patricio von Hildebrand told the BBC. Apparently, it tasted like pork.

    On the surface, killing hippos for food not an insane idea. Hippos—like their evolutionary cousins, whales—have a lot of meat on their bones. At the turn of the 20th century, there was even a plan to import hippos to the Louisiana swampland to solve a massive meat shortage. According to a 1962 article in The New Scientist, hippos have very little fat and a high yield of edible protein—roughly 1,200 pounds of meat from an average-sized hippo."

    There was an anthrax outbreak from eating "tainted" hippo meat not that long ago so that is a possible deterrent.
     
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    Also good lord at how many hippos we would have in the US if they had gone through with that plan of importing hippos to Louisiana.
     
  33. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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    “You looking for me?”

     
  34. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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    Let’s get NatGeo or Discovery over there asap. I want to watch this documentary.

     
  35. Corch

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    lmao that boi was cruising through the water
     
  36. Killy Me Please

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    :roll:

    "And to your right is a irate lioness who deems you as a threat to her kin"
     
  37. Line 4 Guy

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    Its coming out soon