LIVE - Man Spends 24 Hours in a Waffle House as Fantasy Football Punishment

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  1. THF

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  2. dblplay1212

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    I'd only be there 6-8 hours.
     
  3. Daddy Rabbit

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  4. TeeDee

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    The real punishment here is ruining waffles for yourself for the forseeable future. You'd probably meet some interesting characters over ~24 hours at least.
     
  5. CF3234

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    Looks like the cleanest wall house in history.
     
  6. bro

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    Excited to check this in the AM
     
  7. bertwing

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    Got ridiculously high and drunk and went to Waffle House like 3 times in 3 days after midnight in Florida last month and each time it was magnificent.
     
  8. devine

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    That sounds more like a reward
     
  9. letan

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    yea was gonna say this doesn’t even sound like that much of a punishment

    and what a bitch turning down some delicious hash browns all the way
     
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  10. Corch

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    I figure I could eat six waffles in the first hour. Cutting it down to 17 hours left. I'd then need an hour break and could probably eat four more waffles in the following hour, which takes me down to 11 hours left. I'd take a two hour break and eat six more over the next hour, which gives me two hours to go sit on the shitter.

    Out in 8 hours.
     
  11. bro

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    Six in an hour? Woo boy
     
  12. Taques

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    24 waffles all n one go or ur a bitch
     
  13. Blu Tang Clan

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    Not a chance you’re eating six waffles in an hour. Those fuckers look way bigger than Eggos.
     
  14. CF3234

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    Waffle House waffles are about the size of a standard plate.
     
  15. hood b. goode

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    Says he can chill in the parking lot, im pulling an RV up
     
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  16. Corch

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    If I can stack them and smash them down, I would disagree.

    Especially in the first hour
     
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  17. Handcuffed

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    eating five waffles just an hour after six seems like it'd be much tougher (aka impossible) than the initial six

    there's just no way you don't feel horrible and completely full and lacking energy if you eat six waffles in the first hour
     
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  18. electronic

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    This is going to inspire so many annoying mediocre douchebags across the country this fall.
     
  19. TC

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    What if they booted his ass
     
  20. MtOread

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  24. bwi2

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    This guy is fucking soft
     
  25. Marbles

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    That’s in the town next to me. I ought to swing by.
     
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  26. Butthead

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    This Mumford and Sons dipshit better be tipping heavily by the shift at least
     
  27. electronic

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    Seems like a solid guy:

     
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  28. Butthead

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    I can't wait until he has a podcast on the barstool network
     
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  29. Butthead

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    People who talk about leaving a "good tip" usually tip like shit

    Source: had a job reliant upon tips
     
  30. THF

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  31. Butthead

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    It can be, there's just a location restriction that's determined by the person who rents the machine, like within 5 miles or whatever

    Spoofing your location isn't very difficult either :angrycorn:
     
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  32. IV

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    this situation is a little different I think
     
  33. Constant

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    Anyone visiting the bathroom will find that a tip is not all he left them.
     
  34. Kirk Fogg

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    WOW what a zany league this guy is part of. Total group of characters I bet!
     
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  35. TC

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    Do they have a Sacko? Is this guy Andre? Lol
     
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  36. Daddy Rabbit

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    This diminishes so much.
     
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  37. Sir Phobos

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    I think the key here would be to not load the waffles with fatfuck syrup. if you plan to semi-enjoy them then a bit of butter but honestly you should be thinking like they do with the hot dog buns in the July 4th contest and just getting the waffle wet and getting it down.
     
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  38. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    What’s a good tip in this situation? 20 bucks per shift?
     
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  39. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Also.. I could 100% eat 2 waffles an hour for 8 hours. I'd alternate between blueberry and chocolate chip.
     
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  40. Butthead

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    Let's say he cuts the day in half by eating 12 waffles. He's in there for 12 hours trying to get people to follow him on Twitter. $60 is cheap for that

    I also apologize in advance for potentially starting a new tipping thread
     
  41. Daddy Rabbit

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  42. Tobias

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    am i losing my mind or wasnt this exact punishment a viral thing last year
     
  43. Daddy Rabbit

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    Probably, this last year was a total blur. Everything runs together.
     
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  44. Cabs

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    I thought this was an old thread that got bumped when I first saw it
     
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  45. 40wwttamgib

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  46. dblplay1212

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    Make a bet?
     
  47. 40wwttamgib

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    oh i am here for this.
     
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  48. Barves2125

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    I heard it mentioned multiple times when my league was discussing punishments prior to last season so I think so.
     
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  50. letan

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    pretty sure this has gone viral a few times
     
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