Lord Of The Rings

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  1. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    i4l. currently at the tail end of an EE rewatch. About to switch the 6th and final disc.
     
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  2. Wu

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    TT and RoTK coming to Netflix 9/1
     
  3. BP

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  4. TDintheCorner

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    Local theater is showing the extended editions for the next three weeks. Went and saw Fellowship on Sunday...twas glorious. Can't wait for Two Towers this Sunday, it's by far my favorite of the trilogy and the best extended edition of the three as well.
     
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  6. Wu

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  7. Wu

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    Those miniatures :ohholkyfuck:
     
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    18 years ago or so, I took a shitload of mushrooms and watched that movie, it was awesome.
     
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  10. DirtBall

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    When you need to cook dinner but the Riders of Rohan just showed up to Minas Tirith...
     
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    :openingupthegrubhubapp:
     
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  12. DirtBall

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    Peregrin Took, born a fool but dies a hero and a Thain. What a lad.
     
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  14. DirtBall

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    Don’t know why AMC is going reverse order but I’m not just going to turn The Two Towers off.
     
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  15. DelapThrows

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    Son just finished reading the series. We watched Fellowship two weeks ago, Two Towers last week, and will watch ROTK on Saturday. It’s so great getting to see him experience this the first time.

    he got mad about no Bombadil (I didn’t prep him for any changes)
     
  16. IHHH

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  17. DirtBall

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    #FreeDancingTom
     
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    Dude. Could you imagine growing up with a dunedain as your father? F’n Strider see’s one bent blade of grass and perfectly comprehends every second of a battle that happened yesterday.
     
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  19. DirtBall

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    So obviously there was the “fighting” Uruk-hai, but we’re there other Uruks? Like, Saruman gets hungry, does he have “cooking” Uruk-hai? He runs into some middle Earth tax issues, does he have “accounting” Uruk-hai? These questions keep me up at night.
     
  20. skiedfrillet

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    your leechcraft would have had me serving on all 4 limbs like a beast
     
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  21. skiedfrillet

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    Aragorn is the goat leader

    he's like if king arthur had flawless locks and beautiful features
     
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  22. DirtBall

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    Gandalf the Grey, fought the Balrog of Moria and was reborn the White (no racist) to attain that title from Saruman. The original OP. Then how does he seal that deal? Whistles and here comes Shadowfax, Lord of all horses. What a Fucking flex.
     
  23. DirtBall

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    Anduril>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Excalibur
     
  24. skiedfrillet

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    i heard of the magic of elves, but i did not expect it from a ranger of the north
     
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  26. DirtBall

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    One received his hereditary sword from the Elvish forges of lord Elrond, the blade forged from the shards of Nasri, the blade that was shattered but cut the finger of Sauron. The blade that rallied the Men of the Mountain, that won the battle of Minas Tirith, that rallied the people’s of Middle Earth.

    The other, pulled a knife out of a dirt patch because some drunk chick in a pond said it’d be cool.
     
  27. DirtBall

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    THEODEN KING IS BACK!!! Fuck yes.
     
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  29. DirtBall

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    Fuck that wannabe
     
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  30. Illinihockey

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    Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no bases for a system of government
     
  31. MG2

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    Was really bored at the start of quarantine I watched a bunch of bad movies I hadn't seen in a long time. There were some bad movies in there like Batman v. Superman and Justice League. Battle of the Five Armies was by the far the worst of anything I watched. What a terrible a movie.
     
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  32. Wu

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    *Narsil
     
  33. DirtBall

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  34. DirtBall

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    “Most have seen too many winters....”

    “Or too few....”

    Gad damn
     
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  35. DirtBall

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    Kind of bitched out and got pissed that Elrond saves Helm’s Deep, but bring that elvin bitch on my fam...
     
  36. DirtBall

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    Still not happy the Gandalf-Theoden charge is diminished by those damn elves.
     
  37. xec

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    Nah. I always considered Uruk-hai to be High Orcs. Uruks=Orcs in my world.
     
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  38. xec

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    TMB, why is it that this thread can lie dormant for months, but suddenly find life when I am blitzed on Tequila? Huh? Tell me why , TMB.
     
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  39. El_Pato

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    It's because Dirt is blitzed on whiskey
     
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  40. DirtBall

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    Lol. Elrond’s elves could legit shoot arrows like an AR-15 per Elf. Instead they send the Elven black ops to HD to fight off Saruman. Just keep it to the kids/geriatrics of the novels.
     
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  41. DirtBall

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    Honestly.....


     
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  42. xec

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    Gottdammit, Dirt....tequila IS a whiskey.
     
  43. DirtBall

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    They Threw A Dwarf. I Repeat They Threw A Dwarf.
     
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  44. DirtBall

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    In Utah...maybe? In the rest of the world...NOPE!
     
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  45. pianoman

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    I was hoping this got bumped because of some news about the amazon show. I hope we still get it on time next year.
     
  46. xec

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    I’m doing my best, because of our shared Husk heritage, to make things as amicable between a RSLer and a SuKCer as I can. In this spirit of missed MLS cameraderie I have now switched to Wild Turkey Rare Breed. We should now be good.
     
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  47. DirtBall

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    Helm’s Deep plus women, infants, children....Yes sir. Plus Elvin super soldiers...I guess Hollywood.
     
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  48. DirtBall

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    Ents=Da Gawds
     
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  49. Fusiontegra

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    Now I know where dirt spends his drunken evenings if it’s not in the Marvel thread.

    Also, sign me up for a full 24 hours of Colbert doing a dirtball-meets-Drunk History retelling of LOTR lore.
     
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