Mainboard Dynasty Week 6

#1 Class come on down to Tallahassee! Ponder has been POTW twice in a row now I believe. Dbl, when do you want to play? I'm going to try to cheap shot the JULIO early and knock Him out, but I know it's almost impossible to hurt Him. I may have to distract him with a couple white girls in an Escalade on a boat and some cheese grits. Is there a button for "lead pipe to the knee"?

 

Jesus Eastwood 2 losses lol jk

 

I hope I have cpu recruiting assitant on

 

So fuckin' ridiculous that even though 9 out of my top 10 players have me #1 none of them will commit. Fuck... (ready for super dumbass remark)

 

I'll have to check it tonight.

 

He said something the other day about being pissed off at FSU. Said they promised a Porsche and never came through. Said he would have been in Tally if they did. Shame, Bobby must have just forgotten about it. Said something about 300 on FSU. Not sure if he was talking about a bet he made or how many yards he was going to put up.

Tonight at 7?

 

He committed while I was hard selling hi smost pitch. NEver visited. Pretty cool.

 

Oh, Powe, Bama with 1 loss > USC with 0 losses.

 

That's statistically impossible you dumbass. Ask anybody that has played me, I'm going to systematically demolish you if for no other reason because USC is that dominant.

 

Voters think otherwise. Typical USC, beating up on bad teams.

 

fuck i gotta play vt great 4 straight losses, vt i cant play tonight but i can play anytime tomorrow

 

Nah, Coach Bob promised him an Oldsmobile and a chance to meet Matlock, but the JULIO said no thanks. He must have been talking about yards, because the JULIO doesn't even bother with amounts less than 6 digits. I'm not sure if I can play tonight, and tomorrow may be unlikely too unless you can go at like 5:30, 6. I'll let ya know if I'm going to be around tonight, but it's looking unlikely at the moment.

 

7 EST. Make it happen. This weekend will be tied up for me.

 

Most likely I'm headed off to Bham for a while tonight, but i may get back before too late so we might can do it sometime after 9 or so. I'll be going out to eat and to the bars tomorrow night and I get off work at 5, so if we play I'm hoping we can do it at like 5:15-5:30 if tonight doesn't work.

 

Won't be home until after 7 tomorrow night, and then the weekend is out for me. Gotta do it tonight. Either 7pm or 11pm, your choice. Don't run from yoru whoopin. Bama wants payback from 07.

 

WHERE ARE YOU?

 

Tags are FANTASTIC.

 

Hey I just went to get something to eat. We're probably going to leave about 7 (Central time), so I don't have time to play until I get home. I'm expecting to be home by 9:30, hopefully that will be good for you? If I had known my friend was working late, we could have started an hour ago and probably finished, but I was not privy to that info until just a minute ago.

 

That's cool man, just busting your balls. Want to play on 10 central, 11 eastern?

 

Heyyy my friend just called and something came up, so I'll not be going. We can play now if you'd like?

 

Na, let's stick to 11 EST. Cool?

 

That should be good.

 

Cool. I want to watch the Yankees game.

 

Bitch, I know you're trying to find tape of me playing and study up on my tendencies. Won't work.

 

JULIO gave a Tebow speech after the UF loss. No way we lose another game.

 

That just pissed off my players even more than JULIO turning down our cars and blimps.

 

Tell your DB's to bring a shop-vac with them. They'll need to it get the crumbs off their back.

 

Triple, I just messaged you back. I will take a break from studying at some point tonight so let me know when is best for you bud.

 

Alright, I'm around all tonight and should be around tomorrow night.

 

They have shop vacs for hands. Expect at least 7 INTs.

 

eastwoode, JULIO is ready when you are. Yankees already won, now it's time for Bama to win.

 

Let's go, cunt.

 

Didn't think you'd be that quick. I'm actually right now. Give me a few minutes.

 

That's what she said. Ver batim.

 

She said she was shittin? I'm about to wipe, so it won't be much longer.

 

A simple "give me 3 minutes" would suffice.

 

No shame in my game. Logging on now.

 

It's funny that FSU matches up great against Bama in real life, but I suspect you will pass a lot more than in real life (as we all do) and I won't be able to stop the Great One.

 

FUCK, I chose the wrong defense. Won't matter much, but damnit.

 

You think you know how I'm going to play?

I should have brought recruits in for this game.

 

Starting over. No excuses.

 

Haha I'm going to continue vs the CPU and get a W!!!!!

 

I wasn't going to ask for this, but ok. I make no excuses.