Mainboarder to join the cast of Saturday Night Live (sike!)

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Corch, Sep 12, 2019.

  1. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother penny a point, ain’t no one keepin score
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    that’s right
     
  2. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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  3. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    i am serious. I will do that.
     
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  4. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    It was Shane’s apology and I just changed comedy to posting.
     
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  5. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    The board getting a slow creep of boomer posting
     
  6. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    The Hillary Duff thread morphing into one about combatting periodontal disease should have been a warning.
     
  7. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    to be fair I don’t think I ever heard the apology
     
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  8. The Blackfish

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    Not recognizing Shane’s apology is boomer posting?
     
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  9. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    It was joke. Didn't be so sensitive
     
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  10. The Blackfish

    The Blackfish The Fish in Black
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    I’ll be as sensitive as I want. No more no less
     
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  11. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    telling men not to feel their feelings is the ultimate boomer post
     
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  12. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Impressive work convincing them we talk about college football
     
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  13. AHebrewToo

    AHebrewToo Albino Hebrew Extraordinaire
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    Gettin’ rubleys at the sky bar. Nice.
     
  14. Gizmoandsooz

    Gizmoandsooz Well-Known Member
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    Guessing there are some salty people in here if this actually happened.

    Bloody funny thread.
     
  15. Butthead

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    shut up, wankah
     
  16. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    :heythere:
     
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  17. am16401

    am16401 Praise God
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  18. PAHokie

    PAHokie Can't a bitch living say I bought her Michael Kors
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    :airquote::airquote:
     
  19. COVIDiskilingme79

    COVIDiskilingme79 Well-Known Member
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    I went to the comedy cellar back when Shane was still in NYC. I had the balls to walk up to the comedians table and tell him that The Mainboard sent me. He couldn't have been any nicer or cooler. He got me into the sold out show for free and we were able to shoot the shit for a bit.
     
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  20. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    I remember walking up to Judah Friedlander after his set there and trying to talk to him about wrestling bc he had been a guest on Raw or something? He was nice, but also looked at me like "what the fuck are you asking me about?"
     
  21. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    I bought that toothbrush last week and it rules
     
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  22. two

    two Hello
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    Never paid attention to this thread/drama but this Tires show is pretty funny
     
  23. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    We're the only people who will be honest with you now
     
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  24. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    Joke’s on you we hate us too
     
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  25. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Show is great. Can't wait for season two.
     
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  26. two

    two Hello
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    Fine I take back what I said
     
  27. dump

    dump Dancing at the Pink Pony Club
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    We got a celebrity in the house tonight boys
     
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  28. Mr Mortisay

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    The numbers look good, TMB….and Chef Goldblum DID get pussy
     
  29. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    dad?
     
  30. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Mention us next season coward
     
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  31. dump

    dump Dancing at the Pink Pony Club
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    A storyline involving buying somebody a hooker would be a good start
     
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  32. dump

    dump Dancing at the Pink Pony Club
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    Or something about the lore of gypsies in the US for a real deep cut
     
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  33. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Tmb made Shane into a star and you into a man. The story writes itself
     
  34. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    How about an owl gets into your house?
     
  35. Voodoo

    Voodoo Fan of: Notre Dame
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    This is true
     
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  36. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Man, I wish thrasher was still here for this.

    Congrats, bro. Happy for you. :respek:
     
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  37. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    just wait til you see the Hot Ones thread
     
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  38. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    And you googled yourself, didn’t you? Thread leaves the private board for 48 hours and you’re back.
     
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  39. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Sometimes being a poster works out for the better
     
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  40. DayDomination

    DayDomination Down to clown at Truffoni's
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    Loved the show!

    we might be related !
     
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  41. Lip

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    posters post, bro
     
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  42. Lip

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    I don’t think he’d mind - he knows he’s better than that

    some bits work and sometimes you’re a pussy who gets overwhelmed by the wings while being too hung over
     
  43. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    Will be a shame if Chef can’t segue a TMB reference or storyline into season two.
     
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  44. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin La Araña Discoteca
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    Put poster dumptime in Tires
     
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  45. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Shoot hoops with him.
     
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  46. COVIDiskilingme79

    COVIDiskilingme79 Well-Known Member
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    This is almost as desperate as when a girl shows up here
     
  47. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Ask him for his autograph
     
  48. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I know how to bring him back.

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  49. Lip

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    we don’t need AI; his sex tape with Lena the Plug should be dropping soon
     
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