Milwaukee Brewers: Where the F do the Brewers find these PUKE DIARRHEA PITCHERS? FAUCI University??

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by IanC, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. Emma

    Emma
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

    We got them right where we want them!
     
    tradercane likes this.
  2. tradercane

    tradercane Well-Known Member

    I don't know why I was optimistic about this rotation. Nelson and Burnes can't get here soon enough for me.
     
    IanC likes this.
  3. tradercane

    tradercane Well-Known Member

    Good thing we pulled that one out last night.
     
  4. Emma

    Emma
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

    Abandon ship
     
  5. Emma

    Emma
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

    Who wouldve guessed that the Brewers rotation will be terrible except for everybody
     
    tradercane likes this.
  6. tradercane

    tradercane Well-Known Member

    I was slightly optimistic which shows how much I know. Our only chance is to hang in there until Nelson comes back from injury and Burnes shows he is ready to make his debut.
     
  7. tradercane

    tradercane Well-Known Member

    We aren't hitting much either. Darnell Coles must be some awful hitting coach because all we have done is break the major league record for strikeouts just about every season he has been here.
     
  8. tradercane

    tradercane Well-Known Member

    The bullpen which is clearly the strength of the team is going to be wiped out by June if they have to keep pitching 4 plus innings every night.
     
    IanC likes this.
  9. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
    Donor TMB OG
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay PackersTiger Woods

    Luckily, there are a couple of bullpen arms that would have otherwise made the big league club but didn't because they had options left. These guys will get 10 days of tendinitis every now and again and bring up reinforcements from the farm.
     
  10. tradercane

    tradercane Well-Known Member

    So after I shut the game off last night Knebel looks like he got injured pretty badly. I am not feeling good about this team at all right now.
     
  11. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
    Donor TMB OG
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay PackersTiger Woods

    I am just pretending like the plan was always for 2019 and Cain/Yelich moves were just a year early to avoid the madness of the 2018 Hot Stove.

    Even though we were optimistic coming in, I dont think any of us saw the construction of this roster as optimal.

    What just pisses me off is all I hear on Chicago radio is "Ha Ha, look at the stupid Brewers they should have signed Arrieta or Cobb, what are they going to do for pitching?"
     
    tradercane likes this.
  12. Emma

    Emma
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

    Fuck signing either one of those
     
    IanC and tradercane like this.
  13. tradercane

    tradercane Well-Known Member

    I agree with all of this. As much as I wanted to improve the starting pitching I am very happy that they didn't give big money to Arrieta or Cobb. We probably should have traded for Odorizzi since he was so cheap to acquire but he isn't exactly a difference maker anyway.

    Maybe this season will be about the development of the young pitchers like Hader, Woodruff, and Burnes as well as guys like Freddy Peralta and Luis Ortiz in the minors. Stearns is smart enough to know that a rotation with the likes of Suter and Chacin is not nearly good enough. We just have to hope that Attanasio doesn't lose his mind and force the GM to trade guys like Hiura and Burnes for Archer.
     
    IanC likes this.
  14. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
    Donor TMB OG
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay PackersTiger Woods

    Bill
    9:53
    You wrote in the off-season about Matt Albers' signs of break-through last year . . . do you think he has what it takes to close while Knebel is out?

    Jeff Sullivan
    9:53
    I think the Brewers are blessed to have a few options

    9:54
    Only Hader could be as dominant as Knebel, but it's a deep bullpen, especially if/when Logan ever returns. Albers could do it, but so could a few others
     
    tradercane likes this.
  15. tradercane

    tradercane Well-Known Member

    Counsell said Knebel is out 6-8 weeks which is better than what was expected.
     
    IanC likes this.
  16. Emma

    Emma
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

    We did things
     
    IanC likes this.
  17. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
    Donor TMB OG
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay PackersTiger Woods

    You suck so god-damned much Sogard. How did you not score on that double
     
    Emma likes this.
  18. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
    Donor TMB OG
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay PackersTiger Woods

    Thanks for playing Braun
     
    Emma likes this.
  19. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
    Donor TMB OG
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay PackersTiger Woods

    :facepalm: Braun

    They could roll the ball to the plate and he'd swing at it
     
    Emma likes this.
  20. tradercane

    tradercane Well-Known Member

    Woodruff was sent down to AAA which infuriates me. He was squeezed by the ump and gave up a bunch of soft hits. Woodruff has the best pure stuff in the rotation and needs to be given a real chance.

    My guess is that Guerra will take his spot in the rotation next week. This is not the way to run a small market team. If this team is going to make a run they need Woodruff to be a big part of it.
     
    Emma likes this.
  21. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
    Donor TMB OG
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay PackersTiger Woods

    I am guessing they need a bullpen arm for tonight. Several guys went more than an inning last night and are out for tonight I'm sure.
     
  22. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
    Donor TMB OG
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay PackersTiger Woods

    They are going to have to make full use of shipping arms up and down. Guerra can come up and make a start and bring back Woodruff in 10 days or whatever.
     
  23. tradercane

    tradercane Well-Known Member

    That was probably the worst defensive inning that I have ever seen.
     
    IanC and Buster like this.
  24. Emma

    Emma
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

  25. Emma

    Emma
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

    Shaw

    Thames

    Arcia trying to make an impossible throw
     
  26. tradercane

    tradercane Well-Known Member

    I really hate this team sometimes.
     
  27. Emma

    Emma
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

    At least it's been a fun season thus far
     
    IanC and tradercane like this.
  28. tradercane

    tradercane Well-Known Member

    Corbin Burnes went 6 innings and gave up 1 run with 6 strikeouts in hs AAA debut. I can't wait till he is in the Brewers rotation.
     
    Emma and IanC like this.
  29. tradercane

    tradercane Well-Known Member

    Yelich is now on the DL. This offense is pretty much terrible without him so hopefully he is back soon.
     
  30. tradercane

    tradercane Well-Known Member

    Fire Darnell Coles.
     
  31. tradercane

    tradercane Well-Known Member

    I read that the Brewers have never been above 20th in runs scored since Coles has been the hitting coach. So the narrative that the starting pitching is the only thing holding the Brewers back is pure nonsense.
     
    IanC likes this.
  32. Emma

    Emma
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

  33. Emma

    Emma
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

    Gotta love seeing 94 East to Chicago moving along at a snails pace

    Wrigley North
     
    Buster likes this.
  34. Emma

    Emma
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

    Not to overreact or anything but Chacin is horrible
     
    tradercane likes this.
  35. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
    Donor TMB OG
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay PackersTiger Woods

    If teams just bunted against us we'd never get an out.
     
    tradercane likes this.
  36. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
    Donor TMB OG
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay PackersTiger Woods

    Holland hadn't thrown a non 3-0 strike yet and Sogard fucking bunted
     
    tradercane and Emma like this.
  37. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
    Donor TMB OG
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay PackersTiger Woods

    Perez has no shot here.
     
  38. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
    Donor TMB OG
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay PackersTiger Woods

  39. Emma

    Emma
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

    Ugliest thing I've seen
     
    tradercane likes this.
  40. Emma

    Emma
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

    Sogards useless
     
    IanC and tradercane like this.
  41. Emma

    Emma
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

    Drakes useless
     
    IanC and tradercane like this.
  42. Emma

    Emma
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

    Barnes useless
     
    IanC and tradercane like this.
  43. Emma

    Emma
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

    Philips useless
     
    tradercane likes this.
  44. Emma

    Emma
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

    Hoovers useless
     
    tradercane likes this.
  45. Emma

    Emma
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

    CCs bad at his job
     
    tradercane likes this.
  46. tradercane

    tradercane Well-Known Member

    I know its still early but this team may very well be terrible. Don't be fooled by the 6-6 record we could easily be 3-9 or so. That lineup last night was flat out embarrassing.
     
    Emma likes this.
  47. tradercane

    tradercane Well-Known Member

    Counsell is doing an absolutely horrendous job. He has to take the blame for the little league defense and his bullpen usage is a joke. Also enough with his love affair with his mini me Sogard. I realize that Arcia isn't hitting so far but he shouldn't be sitting on the bench this often for Sogard who is flat out terrible.

    This bullpen which should be the strength of this team hasn't gotten the job done and a lot of that is on Counsell. Oliver Drake and the Hoover vacuum who sucks it up every time he pitches should not be on the team. Taylor Williams and Adrian Houser should both be used in high leverage situations. I don't know what to make of Barnes. The guy has a great arm and is usually good in non save situations but when the spotlight is on he implodes.

    We are still a year or two away from being where we want to be. Looks like last season was pure fools gold and I fell for it.
     
    IanC likes this.
  48. tradercane

    tradercane Well-Known Member

    These injuries are sure as hell hurting us right now. I had no idea how much we would miss Knebel so soon and the lineup without Yelich is just not good at all.
     
  49. tradercane

    tradercane Well-Known Member

    Freddy Peralta with another 5 scoreless innings in AAA with 7 strikeouts.
     
    IanC likes this.