MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

We’ll see

 

Carroll began his leave of absence today!

 

Those goofy ass Canucks

 

:butwhy:

 

I was initially so confused as to how Newcastle/West Ham striker Andy Carroll fit into this

 

His toxicity is getting a beej from two random gals in a bathroom down the pub. This guy is just, like, a bigot.

 

The key to being a mysoginist is operating in an environment that’s overwhelmingly male

 

Lol, Vermes is about to have a stroke

 

looking at the scores to see what I wanna watch, appears that every match tonight is the 9 am MLS Is Back game

 

Congrats to our FS1 program directors. Just top notch stuff lads.

 

How could you not want to watch the Sporting babies?

 

actually was about to put that on but saw halftime was coming up, rolling with the start of RSL/Sea instead

 

Crew cheating and actually playing their DP mid week.

 

Jersey lost to DC????

 

#NeverForget

 

Worlds current top 6 wins header vs man 8 inches taller than him. Shelton is a full grown man as well.

 

Welp, Vermes just subbed in Besler at half. Obviously doesn’t want to win this match for some reason.

 

For the first time since 2012, Zusi has checked into the game as the....10.

 

Russell just missed his third point blank look. Wtf?

 

Outside of Busio none of these #SportingBabies will pull the damn trigger. 4 times one of them have had the ball at the top of the box unmarked and instead of shooting have sent it wide.

 

Efra>>>>>>>>

 

Very entertaining match at the RioT

 

I'm in Vermont doing white people stuff. Just checked out our lineup and Armas is a bitch who has no idea what he's doing

 

Galaxy seem to be coming alive

 

The #San Jose Earthquakes are not good. #hottake

Rodriguez still can’t score though. Many empty chances

 

not a hot take the Quakes have been doo doo for years now

 

Can always tell how bad PTFC melted down by how many unanswered texts from OZ2 I have on my phone when I wake up the next day.

 

Fell asleep before this happened. 3rd 80/80 player in history. Incredible.

 

Turning their backs on a club legend. Awful.

 

They're just gonna hire another pussy

-Rootgers, probably

 

Orlando “City” Sea Cows

 

Atlanta - Orlando on big Fox? God Fox is awful at soccering.

 

Neither Quintero or Ceren kneeled before the match. A S American thing?

 

This camera angle is terrible. Is Orlando’s stadium that short?

 

Poor Melia. Trying to be a hero when he has Besler defending in front of him.

 

full screen replays during live action should be a fireable offense

 

it's astonishing how completely Orlando's dominating this thing, pretty lucky to only be down a goal

 

I have no idea what Houston is pumping through their speakers at the stadium but it definitely has vuvuzelas in it.

 

Holy shit. Roy “the barking dog” Lassiter’s kid plays for Houston now.