Nature is scary thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by devine, Aug 28, 2017.

  1. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Bug reminds me of Maximus as he's dying and going back to his family.

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  2. bertwing

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  3. bertwing

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  4. dathalfnukkahd

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    Looked and sounded like the army of the dead until they get close
     
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  5. Emma

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  6. Emma

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  7. burnttatertot

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    I bathe in a similar fashion.
     
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  8. burnttatertot

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    Just kidding I don't bathe.
     
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  9. IHHH

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    i don’t want to make this about nd football but he kind of looks like jimmy clausen, same footwork In the pocket too
     
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  10. tigr2ndbase

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    Amazing how big those things actually are. They have really long tongues l also. Several people on our wildlife tour bus found that out when feeding them.
     
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  11. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    They’re also way, way faster than you’d think
     
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  12. g8r

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    Mario and peach must be close by.
     
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  13. The B1G Kucktis

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    Bighorn Fire in Tucson from my neighborhood

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  14. bertwing

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    God I bet that thing smells like Candace Owens pussy
     
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  15. bertwing

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    when ya girl hits her period when you go down on her
     
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  16. HuskerInMiami

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    Not scary, but really cool.
     
  17. Emma

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    Neat YT channel that takes a close look into the scary smalls in the zoology world







     
    #2168 Emma, Jun 20, 2020
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  18. Emma

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    Need to click and see it fullscreen

     
  19. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Pelican wannabes imo
     
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  20. webbi

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    This is pretty badass

     
  21. bertwing

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  22. Emma

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    Cuckoo chicks hatch before their host's chicks and eject the eggs in order to monopolize the food.
     
  23. burnttatertot

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    Savage
     
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  24. pearl

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    I’m looking at this, fucking amazed right now
     
  25. infected donkey

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    I will be the only child!
     
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  26. Manny

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    Cuck for sure
     
  27. Emma

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    Minus the saturation
     
  28. bertwing

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  29. Emma

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  30. BamaNug

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    Better white walkers portrayal than in GOT
     
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  31. IHHH

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    Swimming was overrated anyway, I will stay on the beach
     
  32. One Two

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    Get a load of this guy that can’t swim

    I haven’t gone past waste deep in the ocean ever since something knocked me off my feet in muddy water on the Georgia coast
     
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  33. milquetoast

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    Some people love the ocean and I will never understand it. Nearly everything living in the ocean, including the water itself, would like to see you dead. Those aren't the odds I want.
     
  34. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    I swim my coastline (so north to south) and I think it is in the ballpark of adrenaline/excitement more than exercise. I deserve whatever I get though. Only one close call to date. Although this was taken recently here...

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  35. dathalfnukkahd

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    Hammerhead
     
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  36. Duck70

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    Freaky.

    A few years ago I was in Hawaii with my family and my brothers and I were snorkeling in this great snorkeling bay. We are swimming around together looking at stuff, there are a few other people around us when all the sudden this random dude starts freaking out under water waving his hands and yelling. We go up to the surface, he comes up too and is like "holy shit, did you see that shark?!?" and were like "uhhhhh no, we fucking didnt". I guess this tiger shark was like 10 feet from us, never saw it.

    We stayed closer to the shore after that
     
    #2187 Duck70, Jun 24, 2020
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  37. JonK

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    so nice pictures devine bad commentary .
    I am surprised with all the dumb stuff you have time to enjoy nature.
    great thred for animals keep up the great work devine .
     
  38. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Tiger would have taken a leg off. Here it is a Bull. Amazing how oblivious people can be. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to tell people that a manatee or dolphin was next to them and they didn’t notice.
     
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  39. Big Meech

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    Taking a helicopter ride down any FL coast when the water is reasonably clear is ... eye opening.
     
  40. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Yeah they are scary fuckers, however they are most aggressive at dusk as they come into the shallows and feed during that time. That's also why I dont fuck with murky water.
     
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  41. AptosDuck

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    How many times have they replied "Fuck you, that's my wife"
     
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  42. Babou

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  43. AptosDuck

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    I need to replace my two cats with a gull. A few nights ago I found out that a mouse/small rat was hiding in my entertainment console. Tried to get my two cats to catch it. For twenty minutes they fluctuated between keen interest and ignorant ennui. They finally cornered it in a back hallway near the dog bowls, then proceeded to sit there and stare at it until it made a break for freedom. Old cat Mario caught it in his jaws, shook it for a few seconds, then spit it out. It scrabbled frantically down through a heater grate on the floor and we haven't seen it since.
     
  44. milquetoast

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    Problem with gulls is they're high maintenance. You'd spend the better part of your dinner batting it away from the table.
     
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  45. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    I didn't know gulls hung out away from water until I was in Laramie Wyoming and they were fucking everywhere
     
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  46. AptosDuck

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    Try sleeping past 5am in Rome
     
  47. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Reading this made me feel poor
     
  48. Emma

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  49. Emma

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