Nature is scary thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by devine, Aug 28, 2017.

  1. FSUnole1988

    FSUnole1988 fuck the gators
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    Those dudes have like never seen a real bear before right?
     
  2. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    I'd whoop that bear
     
  3. B-Boy $P1

    B-Boy $P1 Ball-knower, Poster, Trusted Agent
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    Highly doubtful any bear could counter any of my Krav Maga moves
     
  4. The Milkman

    The Milkman Send lawyers, guns and money, shit has hit the fan
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    Fighting a bear is all about establishing side control. Pretty easy actually
     
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  5. Nole0515

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    I’d seduce that bear and fuck it.
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  6. Nole0515

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  7. Shawn Hunter

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    Good to know when I come across one in the wild, just get behind a fence
     
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  8. Hank Scorpio

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  9. Gomez35

    Gomez35 Walker of the world’s weird wall

    Nature is scary ridiculous thread.
     
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  10. football501

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    Idk where pandas are on the extinction spectrum but this one video tells me they could get their on their own without human supplementation
     
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  11. Shawn Hunter

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    I like how he keeps attacking the snowman like he’s mad at it for making him fall off of it
     
  12. Shinzon

    Shinzon °°°°°
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  13. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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  14. soulfly

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    Gat damn!
     
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  15. ryno23

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    Can someone post the rest of his account?
     
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  16. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    He had the can of spray in his hand and the bear bit it and ran away after getting sprayed
     
  17. Shinzon

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    Just glad his dog wasn’t with him on the hike.
     
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  18. Nug

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  19. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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  20. Nug

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    I feel bad for the whale shark, but this is tremendous content
     
  21. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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  22. Shinzon

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    The balls on these guys…

     
  23. Hank Scorpio

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    I get that Orcas don't ever attack humans in the wild, but keep me away from those godless killing machines.
     
  24. IHHH

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    they unsigned that deal, stay away
     
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  25. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Since I saw a video of orcas killing a whale shark I don't like them as much anymore.
     
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  26. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    The ones that hunt rays are cool

    The rest are real dicks
     
  27. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  28. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Gotta be a crazy bastard to go out looking for Orca's in an inflatable raft
     
  29. slhorn

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    Orcas don’t kill humans. I’d be much more scared of bull or tiger sharks than an orca.

    In fact if there was an orca in the area I’d feel much more safe in the ocean than not.
     
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  30. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Blue whales are cool, they get that gigantic size just feeding on krill. Orcas are mean, they kill Whale Sharks for fun.
     
  31. Nug

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    Lots of drone footage of killer whales hunting blue whales


     
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  32. Nug

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    I can't even watch hunting shows, or animals being killed by humans -- but animal vs animal, and natural predation, doesn't really bother me.

    That's just the way the cookie crumbles sometimes
     
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  33. pearl

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  34. burnttatertot

    burnttatertot No Whammies!
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    Do we still refer to that as SEC speed if they no longer have a monopoly on paying athletes?
     
  35. backinblack23

    backinblack23 Bang Biscut
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    I always thought it was Cheater Speed.
     
  36. One Two

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  37. beerme

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    That doesn’t look like the same animal
     
  38. soulfly

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    The orca and humpback whale battles are fascinating. Humpbacks will break up orcas from attacking anything.



     
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  39. spagett

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    Yea that account is fucking stupid
     
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  40. Nole0515

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  41. herb.burdette

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  42. IAHusk

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  43. LookslikeUofI

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  44. fuxstockings

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    NPR taught me today that scientists think orcas are fucking with boats out of boredom. Super relatable tbh
     
  45. Nole0515

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  46. The Banks

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    Moose and bear just jogging. Soft j
     
  47. pearl

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    Is this real?

     
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  48. Shinzon

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    17 feet. 1,600 lbs.

     
  49. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    God damnit I love Pearl
     
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