Nature is scary thread

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  1. tigr2ndbase

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    Do the cup/gasoline trick on them and video for us.
     
  2. skiedfrillet

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    a lot of people don't realize this, but hornets crave wet kisses

    go give em a smooch, and they'll never bother your family
     
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  4. theseasonisover

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    Over about 40 yards on the banks of the northern Umpqua today saw the tattered remains of 3 fawns. Momma was asleep at the wheel, sad!
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  5. Shinzon

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  7. Nug

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    What a unit
     
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  8. pearl

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  9. Hank Scorpio

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    Now jump in!
     
  10. pearl

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  11. BP

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  12. Can I Spliff it

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  13. soulfly

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    Fine. I’ll eat these bugs. But I do want them to taste like the sea.
     
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  14. spagett

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    It's gotta be pretty tempting to drop a people's elbow on one of them from a cargo ship
     
  15. spagett

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    Yo fuck this account for calling it a monsoon
     
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  16. El_Pato

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    Idk how it is for AZ but August and September rains here are considered monsoonal moisture when the drop like half an inch. Six inches of rain a year make you thirsty
     
  17. BayouMafia

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  18. BP

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  19. Killy Me Please

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    what's his gym split.
     
  20. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  21. pearl

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  22. soulfly

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    Would’ve cracked me up if the shark turned around and ate the fucker trying to have a go at his tail.
     
  23. IHHH

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    was the octopus trying to kill the shark? I have some things to learn


    Just pinning it down until the shark dies I imagine
     
  24. IHHH

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    that little fucker is an all time taker, the type that is always borrowing money and never give it back

    he was ready to go take the sharks gf but then acted like he was always pulling for the shark when he got out.
     
  25. southlick

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  26. DeToxRox

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    Do we have nature is similar to civilian life thread or what
     
  27. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    :laugh:

    Reminds me of

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  28. Redav

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    Embarrassed eagle claims "just big boned"
     
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  29. Whammy Business

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    Racing stripes on a cheetah is a little too on the nose.
     
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  30. Shinzon

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  31. IHHH

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    bald and too fat to fly, I can relate to that eagle
     
  32. pearl

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  33. Pelican

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  34. goblue31602

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    Saw this the other day and laughed
     
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  35. southlick

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    I love this pygmy hippo and want one for myself.

     
  36. Hank Scorpio

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    Moo Deng is a menace and needs to be stopped!
     
  37. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Baby hippo is very cute, fuck hippos though for killing people much more often than any other animal.
     
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  38. 40wwttamgib

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    This is false.
     
  39. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Which part? In terms of animals that attack you that aren't carrying disease or venom, yes they are.
     
  40. 40wwttamgib

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    no. It is not.
     
  41. 40wwttamgib

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  42. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Eh fine Crocs then Hippos. Dogs don't count because they're counties rabies, I'm specifically talking about being mauled to death since that wasn't clear.
     
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  43. 40wwttamgib

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    well to be fair, you didn't add any qualifying statements, just that they kill more humans than any animal. which i said (and is) false.
     
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  44. Capstone 88

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    I’m glad we went on this tangent.
     
  45. slhorn

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    Was worth it for this post imo. Ha.
     
  46. Gunners

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    great account if you're fascinated by saltwater crocodiles like my crazy ass is

     
  47. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Talking about animals killing people, seems appropriate for the thread. :crossedarms:
     
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  48. Pelican

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    Saltwater crocodiles are the most terrifying animals on the planet :twocents: