*NSFW* The Official Drug Cartel Discussion and Video Thread *NSFW*

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  1. CraigAnne Conway

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  2. hudson

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    or they are just dead inside, like most people feel you are.
     
  3. The Milkman

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    No way I'm clicking that link
     
  4. miles

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  5. EdmondDantes

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    will not watch
     
  6. HOOSINSC

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    fucking cartels :ohnoes:
     
  7. dblplay1212

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    Clicked it but I didn't see the video on that page. :idk:
     
  8. C A N E

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    I guess he will never be the head of a major corporation.
     
  9. DuffandMuff

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    Chainsaw guy went somewhat easily. Sucks to be the guy going out by the knife.
     
  10. Ball Gag Giorgio

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    no translation on what they were saying before the decapitation?
     
  11. WC

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    yea 2nd dude easily had the worst of it. sit there and get your head sawed off by hand...
     
  12. Pelican

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    Watched video multiple times.
     
  13. BlazingRebel

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    The guys of Ax Men scoff at that shoddy chainsaw work.
     
  14. Barves2125

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    They know there is nothing they can do at that point. They know those guys aren't going to show them any mercy and they certainly aren't going to let them live. Probably just ready to die at that point. Sad, fucked up shit.
     
  15. Owsley

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  16. GoodForAnother

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  17. El_Pato

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    Gotta see if i can find the video of the torture of the lead singer of K-Paz.
     
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  18. Truman

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  19. BMR

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    damn what the fuck did 2nd bro do?

    Also the guy with the knife needed to finish that shit a little quicker.
     
  20. Pelican

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    Would you rather get beheaded with a knife or a chainsaw?
     
  21. Pokes

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  22. Ball Gag Giorgio

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    chainsaw, easily
     
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  23. Legend

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    Whichever would get more views on the internet
     
  24. BMR

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    The fact that this shit didn't even phase me makes me worried about my mental health.

    GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!!
     
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  25. Pokes

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    I blame the video games
     
  26. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    This is the correct response.
     
  27. BlazingRebel

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    Chainsaw because with just a press on the neck your jugular would be cut and you would die quickly. With a knife if the person wants to they can keep you alive a lot longer and make you endure a hell of a lot more pain.
     
  28. 941Gator

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    translation. Before you read on they're just basically asking them who they work for like any other execution video involving the cartels. The reason they murder'd them is because apperantly they snitched on someone.

    Your name?

    Ricky Garcia
    I'm dedicated to trafficking drugs in the city of Phoenix. I became a prisoner. I got 2 months and a half here. In (insert name's city here, couldn't really understand)
    Since I got here I got connected with Felipe (didnt understand last name) because they confiscated his truck. Ford half cabin. *Then he says something about visiting 'El cholo Ivan', Cholo's brother, and apperantly some attorney.) Then he says he had to receive and take information (his speech slurs alot can't realy understand some parts.)

    Your name?

    (Didn't understand first name) Castro. And my function was.. I met cholo Ivan through my nephew. I worked for him. One day I took them some radios the competition were using to communicate. *This guy's speech is even worse but he goes on saying that he basically just ran errands for the cartels and saying he was getting paid less than 30 dollars. He then goes on to say that it wasn't worth risking his life. Then he tells them that the people he's working for you don't want to mess with. Then he says it's not easy being in that situation knowing you're not gonna return.* Them I guess he's saying his last words telling people that if they see something or know something to stay quiet.
    Then in the very end in the red letters is says 'This will happen to all snitches.'
     
  29. Pelican

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    I blame Marilyn.......and the heroin.
     
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  30. Zap Branigan

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    oh shit that fucking sucks
     
  31. Chipper>Jeter

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    Clicked on the link with my iPhone and all I saw was asian tit videos
     
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  32. BlazingRebel

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    Yeah I watched the chainsaw part and thought oh look the Texas chainsaw massacre..next
     
  33. Fuck this

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    pretty fucked up
     
  34. War Grundle

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  35. BMR

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    Where were the parents at?
     
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  36. El_Pato

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    I'd have to watch with the volume up, but most of these videos are the same with people stating that they shouldn't have crossed such and such family or just saying in general how they fucked up and why the cartel is mad at them.
     
  37. BMR

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    someone should gif the bro getting his head chainsawed
     
  38. Lionel Hutz Esq.

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    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  39. EdmondDantes

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    again, i have nothing against the cartel and in fact am a big fan keep cartelling.
     
  40. Pelican

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    Gustavo Fring would have killed every single member of that cartel.
     
  41. Pokes

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  42. 34

    34 just gonna send it
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    fuck he was still going hard after the first cut
     
  43. BleedinGreen

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    Middle America, now it's a tragedy.
     
  44. mc415

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    cant snitch when your head is fucking chopped off!!! great move by the cartels.....Mullah Omar approves this tactic :bananallama:
     
  45. BMR

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  46. GoodForAnother

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    I am honored by this
     
  47. Poe Dameron

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    these cartels watched Scarface too many times imo.
     
  48. kslim

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    i had to talk myself into watching that video for at least five minutes, the dudes head rolling off at the end was not cool at all, but not as bad as i thought it would be
     
  49. 941Gator

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    tough deal for Mexicans. Especially with Canelo running for his life in the ring from GGG.
     
    #50 941Gator, Sep 26, 2011
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