***OFFICIAL BOARD RULES AND TUTORIAL - READ BEFORE POSTING***

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by ths, Jan 20, 2011.

  1. ths

    ths Moderator
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    OFFICIAL TMB TUTORIAL
    by Taques

    OFFICIAL BOARD RULES
    by GFA​

    1. Don't be a bitch.
    The first rule of mainboard is, don't be a jackass. This is a free and open board. People are going to call you a cocksucker. That's allowed. Don't come crying to a mod if you feel like someone is being "mean." If you can't handle that, grow some thicker skin or get the fuck out.

    2. Personal information.
    Do not post any personal information of a TMBer, unless it is public domain or voluntarily given. If a user posts his own picture or his own name, it is considered fair game from then on, unless that user expressly asks that it not be used further, with good reason. Posting of any information that may tie a user to his real-world job or relationship is not allowed. The personal information of a non-TMBer is fair game. Breaking of this rule will lead to a minimum 24-hour ban. Repeat offenders will be given longer bans, up to the possibility of a permanent ban from the board.

    3. No dicks.
    There will be no penises on this board. Posting a picture of a dick will result in a ban. Female nudity that is properly marked as NSFW is allowed and indeed encouraged, but penises have no place on this board. Sorry, POWE. Faggit.

    4. No gore or other nasty shit.
    Self-explanatory. Don't post pictures of people who have been in car accidents or shit like goatse, tubgirl, 2girl1cup and fucked up shit like that. Not something we want to see. Basically, if it makes a mod vomit, you'll most likely get banned. Maybe some of you want to see that kind of shit, but we don't care, because we run shit and we do what we want.

    5. No underage porn.
    Our agreement with our hosting provider and the fact that we own this board means we can post whatever we want. What does this mean? Titties. Yes, here in paradise you can post whatever kind of titties you want, but only if those titties are 18 or older. In general, only post pictures of women that are at least capable of growing pubic hair. However, posting a picture of a woman with too much pubic hair may result in a short ban.

    6. NSFW rules
    To encourage people to use the site more at work, we have decided to ban porn from users avatars. It is still acceptable in the signature area, and we encourage people who surf the board at work to disable signatures while they are there (honestly everyone should disable sigs, they're a waste of space and stupid - jmo). Avatars serve as a way to identify posters so we don't want to have to force users to turn them off, too. Also, posts that contain nudity or otherwise NSFW content must be tagged as NSFW in the topic subject and/or tagged with the NSFW message icon located in the drop-down menu just under the subject entry area on the message post form. Failure to do this will usually result in a warning, however chronic failure to mark as NSFW is bannable.

    7. The Internet acronyms "FTL", "FTW", "I SUCK COCK", "GUIZ" (and all variations), and "LULZ" are strictly forbidden.
    Usage of these terms will result in a permanent ban and possibly a contract being put on your head financed through Mainboard donations. Do not ask why this rule exists. Do not challenge it. Follow this rule if you wish to live.

    8. In general, try to keep it rated R.
    It is our goal to make this board as free and open as possible, but we're not 4chan and we are going to try and abide by a loose set of morals.We don't want it to get too crazy around here and just be a place for sick shit and shock pics, but we do want it to be an open environment where everyone can have a good time. Think of it like a bar. You can say "fuck" at a bar but you can't put a big picture of a dude cutting his dick off on the wall. That would just make everyone uncomfortable. So don't do shit like that, and we'll be cool.

    Banning system:
    Our system is poorly-defined, and largely depends on what sort of mood a mod happens to be in when they ban you.In general, you're not going to be banned for more than a few days, if at all. It takes quite a bit to get a ban from us. Just remember to have a good time and try not to do anything too sick or crazy.
     
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  2. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    need a clause to #2 bc of #1
     
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  3. jwpearl

    jwpearl I shall fetch a rug
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    bring us the head of jwpearl
     
  4. WolverineJack

    WolverineJack I dont take vacations or get sick Im a jackhammer.
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  5. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 Dude's car got a little dinged up
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    lol
     
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  6. Black Falcon

    Black Falcon Carnivore and Voyeur
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    In B4 FSoS calls Houndster a virgin.
     
  7. TheDawson

    TheDawson Well-Known Member
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    reported to moderator
     
  8. bags

    bags America Fuck Yeah
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    modzi gonna modz
     
  9. Taques

    Taques dang ole pretty pretty pizza
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    fyi im going to be more of a nazi about unmarked nws going forward
     
  10. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    seriously your best work ever
     
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  11. bags

    bags America Fuck Yeah
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    photoshopping skills are growing up before your very eyes
     
  12. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    you know it's true what they say, old people, though slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.
     
  13. bags

    bags America Fuck Yeah
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    you're right, they call them FTO's
     
  14. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Thanos did nothing wrong
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    Why can't we say I SUCK COCK? Aero's been getting away with that one for months.
     
  15. NoleNBlue

    NoleNBlue The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    not on my dept. we got dogshit FTO's with like 2 years on :facepalm: hell, we have a k-9 handler that has, no shit, ONE FUCKING YEAR of experience
     
  16. fsuno1fan

    fsuno1fan Member

    months? ...................or YEARS?
     
  17. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia I'm not superstitious but I'm a little-stitious
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    you finally get a job?
     
  18. Chief Hawk

    Chief Hawk Chiefs Kingdom

    So if a girl has implants we cant post them unless she has had them for 18 years?
     
  19. LKRFN88jp

    LKRFN88jp Aces!
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    FFFFFUUUUU
     
  20. 34

    34 just gonna send it
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    philosoraptor
     
  21. ths

    ths Moderator
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    :nebraskafans:
     
  22. Clutch

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    hahaha
     
  23. Wicket

    Wicket Fan: ND, PSV, Pool FC, Cricket, Urquel, Dog Crew
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    I would like to see the tracked changes please. I really dont know how this should affect my day2day posting behaviour without it
     
  24. DutchTiger

    DutchTiger Well-Known Member
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    Can we get some kind of Amendment? If user suggests "ex" gf.....pics should be readily made available. Or...it could be a liability deal. If ur gf breaks up with you....pics. If you're the one ending the relationship....pics are optional.
     
  25. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin He ain’t me, he can’t be me
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    I'm gonna need to see some pics to be able to decide.
     
  26. Buff_Ruffnek

    Buff_Ruffnek POPE of RAPEZY
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    :clap: I :laugh: ed, I :tebow: ed... I :jizz: ed Meinself......
     
  27. keacali

    keacali Oklahoma Sooners, SF Giants
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    haha what the hell ruff?

    you truly are a scholar and a gentleman :cheesy:
     
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  28. Clutch

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  29. Buff_Ruffnek

    Buff_Ruffnek POPE of RAPEZY
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    :beerchug: Bromethius....... :beerchug:
     
  30. chengliu

    chengliu New Member

    There will be no penises on this board. Posting a picture of a dick will result in a ban. Female nudity that is properly marked as NSFW is allowed and indeed encouraged, but penises have no place on this board. Sorry, POWE. Faggit.

    Runescape Gold
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  31. mc415

    mc415 Hella
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    this nigga is on the creep
     
  32. WC

    WC Bad Company, till the day I die.
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    I always read this as "TMB RULES!!!" like TMB rocks or is the shit. And it makes me laugh.
     
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  33. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

    TMB Rules! (yes, come get you some)
     
  34. Buff_Ruffnek

    Buff_Ruffnek POPE of RAPEZY
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    The MainBoard is the Cooperstown of fucking Boards of the interwebz......
     
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  35. DaveGrohl

    DaveGrohl When I talked about it, carried on
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    add this to OP please

    [​IMG]
     
  36. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    for all intensive purposes I think it is redicoulously ironic that i saw this the other day.
     
  37. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    irony?
     
  38. bags

    bags America Fuck Yeah
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    Did you mean: ridiculously
     
  39. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    of course what would you call it?

    no.
     
  40. sandycheeks

    sandycheeks New Member

    how do i delete my account?
     
  41. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    you can't
     
  42. Black Falcon

    Black Falcon Carnivore and Voyeur
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    The only way that I know is to post topless pix of yourself and then click the report button under the post. A mod will then delete your account for spamming. I've seen it work before. Good luck.
     
  43. Gin Buckets

    Gin Buckets Well-Known Member
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    Am I missing something? I can't seem to start a thread now. I can post a title of a thread, an icon, but there is no choice for anything to write in the body. When I press "post" it says I must have something in the body, when I press "preview" nothing happens.

    What gives? Is it something with mozilla or did something change?
     
  44. Black Falcon

    Black Falcon Carnivore and Voyeur
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    Try it again, Chan just fixed it, I think.
     
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  45. Gin Buckets

    Gin Buckets Well-Known Member
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    Hell yes! Works now. Much appreciated.
     
  46. $DATHOODRICHNIGGA$

    $DATHOODRICHNIGGA$ Well-Known Member

    HI I AM NEW HERE WHATS THIS PLACE LIKE?
     
  47. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    I can't understand how people who have graduated high school cannot use these correctly, especially your/you're and then/than
     
  48. bigpig

    bigpig cultofwhatever.com
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    how do I donate to keep my addiction fed?
     
  49. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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