OFFICIAL TMB TUTORIAL by Taques OFFICIAL BOARD RULES by GFA 1. Don't be a bitch. The first rule of mainboard is, don't be a jackass. This is a free and open board. People are going to call you a cocksucker. That's allowed. Don't come crying to a mod if you feel like someone is being "mean." If you can't handle that, grow some thicker skin or get the fuck out. 2. Personal information. Do not post any personal information of a TMBer, unless it is public domain or voluntarily given. If a user posts his own picture or his own name, it is considered fair game from then on, unless that user expressly asks that it not be used further, with good reason. Posting of any information that may tie a user to his real-world job or relationship is not allowed. The personal information of a non-TMBer is fair game. Breaking of this rule will lead to a minimum 24-hour ban. Repeat offenders will be given longer bans, up to the possibility of a permanent ban from the board. 3. No dicks. There will be no penises on this board. Posting a picture of a dick will result in a ban. Female nudity that is properly marked as NSFW is allowed and indeed encouraged, but penises have no place on this board. Sorry, POWE. Asshole. 4. No gore or other nasty shit. Self-explanatory. Don't post pictures of people who have been in car accidents or shit like goatse, tubgirl, 2girl1cup and fucked up shit like that. Not something we want to see. Basically, if it makes a mod vomit, you'll most likely get banned. Maybe some of you want to see that kind of shit, but we don't care, because we run shit and we do what we want. 5. No underage porn. Our agreement with our hosting provider and the fact that we own this board means we can post whatever we want. What does this mean? Titties. Yes, here in paradise you can post whatever kind of titties you want, but only if those titties are 18 or older. In general, only post pictures of women that are at least capable of growing pubic hair. However, posting a picture of a woman with too much pubic hair may result in a short ban. 6. NSFW rules To encourage people to use the site more at work, we have decided to ban porn from users avatars. It is still acceptable in the signature area, and we encourage people who surf the board at work to disable signatures while they are there (honestly everyone should disable sigs, they're a waste of space and stupid - jmo). Avatars serve as a way to identify posters so we don't want to have to force users to turn them off, too. Also, posts that contain nudity or otherwise NSFW content must be tagged as NSFW in the topic subject and/or tagged with the NSFW message icon located in the drop-down menu just under the subject entry area on the message post form. Failure to do this will usually result in a warning, however chronic failure to mark as NSFW is bannable. 7. The Internet acronyms "FTL", "FTW", "I SUCK COCK", "GUIZ" (and all variations), and "LULZ" are strictly forbidden. Usage of these terms will result in a permanent ban and possibly a contract being put on your head financed through Mainboard donations. Do not ask why this rule exists. Do not challenge it. Follow this rule if you wish to live. 8. In general, try to keep it rated R. It is our goal to make this board as free and open as possible, but we're not 4chan and we are going to try and abide by a loose set of morals.We don't want it to get too crazy around here and just be a place for sick shit and shock pics, but we do want it to be an open environment where everyone can have a good time. Think of it like a bar. You can say "fuck" at a bar but you can't put a big picture of a dude cutting his dick off on the wall. That would just make everyone uncomfortable. So don't do shit like that, and we'll be cool. 9. If you bring home a trashy girl from a Florida cigar bar and she ends up finding your posts about her "stalking" you the posts will never be moved or deleted. That is really the entire rule. 10. Don’t be a piece of shit Pieces of shit will be banned. Final decision to be made by GFA or Mix. Banning system: Our system is poorly-defined, and largely depends on what sort of mood a mod happens to be in when they ban you.In general, you're not going to be banned for more than a few days, if at all. It takes quite a bit to get a ban from us. Just remember to have a good time and try not to do anything too sick or crazy.