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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by tandin, Jul 18, 2012.

  1. Tex

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    Go find a bar with a/c
     
  2. Gallant Knight

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    I’m going assault the centerpoint ceo idgaf at this point
     
  3. Tex

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    Sure his house has a/c. After the assault kick your feet up and stay a while.
     
  4. Gallant Knight

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    He has a generator because he knows his company is dogshit
     
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  5. Gallant Knight

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    There isn’t a jury in Houston that would convict someone for beating his ass
     
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  6. Charles DeMar

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    Never a doubt
     
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  7. Gallant Knight

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    Theee shades of green is fucking impressive

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  8. Gallant Knight

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    Honestly I kind of respect having three shades of green where one says you’re Gucci, one says you’ll be good tomorrow and one says go fuck yourself and it’s hard to tell which is which
     
  9. dome foam

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    By far best part of the map is someone is using MS paint to update it
     
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  10. steamengine

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    A new map!
     
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  11. Tex

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    [​IMG]
     
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  12. Gallant Knight

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    Wear a random under armor polo so you like like an average dude

    Shit we forgot to tell him to take off the white gold daytona and change the thermostat
     
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  13. Tex

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  15. Gallant Knight

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    Wonder if we will ever be able to live in our house again
     
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  16. Tex

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    Squatters have taken over. It’s no longer yours.
     
  17. Gallant Knight

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    Ok so I got someone on the phone at centerpoint and basically we are fucked

    There are 27 people without power on our “ticket” that has been assigned to a truck

    However we are considered stage 5 because it is less than 100 people out at our ticket

    They’re currently working on stage 4s right now and won’t get to us until the stage 4s are done

    I asked for some sort of timeline and she was like I can’t give you one but once it shows on the website that we are working on stage 5s call back and ask where your ticket is

    awesome
     
  18. Gallant Knight

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    Sick everyone has power in my neighborhood except for my street
     
  19. TAS

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    Bummer. Brutal what they've put people through this week.
     
  20. Gallant Knight

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    And officially entering day 8 letsgoo
     
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  21. Tex

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    Damn dude
     
  22. Nole0515

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    as someone that has experienced lengthy power outages due to hurricanes. This is pretty comical and if this were to happen in Florida, Ron would have been strung up for being this incompetent
     
  23. Gallant Knight

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    Our governor spent the last week in Asia in 5 star hotels he literally could not care less
     
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  24. Nole0515

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    He pulled a Theodore and went and fucked ladyboys on the taxpayers dime while people were dying of heat stroke?
     
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  25. Gallant Knight

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    Indeed. And the lieutenant governor waited until 48 hours after the storm hit to request federal aid
     
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  26. Nole0515

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    y'all are allowed to use Federal aid? I thought y'all were independent in Tejas
     
  27. dome foam

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    What area do you live, and is it a townhome or something?
     
  28. Gallant Knight

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    montrose and yeah a townhome off waugh
     
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  29. Gallant Knight

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    this is hilarious in retrospect

    at this point i'm hoping to be back in my house by the start of football season
     
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  30. Tex

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    Your #Rice Owls will be ready. With power at the stadium.
     
  31. Gallant Knight

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    called centerpoint and their now estimate is by the end of the day today. not going to tell my wife because i *really* dont want to deal with the fallout from her if that doesnt happen
     
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  32. Charles DeMar

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    Smart man!!
     
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  33. steamengine

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    My crib is now surrounded by utilities trucks. Should have power this week!
     
  34. Gallant Knight

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    Jealous
     
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  35. Wchristopher

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    I think the regulators/PUC deserve a lot of the negative attention that is currently being directed at CNP… most of the things people are complaining about are items utilities like CNP ask regulators for approval on frequently and are almost always rejected.
     
  36. Gallant Knight

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    I’m happy to blame a lot of people
     
  37. Wchristopher

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    The oversimplified truth is that for better or worse, we have a regulated monopoly system in place. Since the utility has a monopoly, they will spend as much as the regulators will approve.

    Regulators in the industry are painfully resistant to change, and stuck in the past. Most of them started their careers when the industry was poles and wires and climate change was a hoax, most still operate under that way of thinking.

    decades of doing the bare minimum to keep costs for consumers low, essentially just pushed the risk onto the next generation and has gotten us to today.

    complaining about cnp won’t do much, cause it’s not like you can switch utilities and the PUC is appointed by the governor….
     
  38. Gallant Knight

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    i think we all know that absolutely nothing will change and the next time houston is hit by a hurricane we will be in this exact situation and probably worse
     
  39. Wchristopher

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    Fair, I’ll just say the CNP folks are probably not the bad guys being painted here. There are bad guys but they are very good at staying out of the spotlight.
     
  40. Gallant Knight

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    i'm still going to take a shit on jason wells porch
     
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  41. Gallant Knight

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    and i just called in again and now the estimated date is friday. glad i didn't tell my wife
     
  42. Gallant Knight

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  43. slhorn

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    You and I are literal neighbors. I’m off westheimer and Waugh and got power back on Thursday. Move a few blocks over imo.
     
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  44. Gallant Knight

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    i'm thinking chicago or london
     
  45. Wchristopher

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    Save yourself the headache, they don’t have the tools to give you an accurate ETR.
     
  46. Gallant Knight

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    their website says 98% by Wednesday and 100% by friday

    if we are not back by saturday i'm probably going to be getting arrested for something
     
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  48. Gallant Knight

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    while wearing a $40,000 watch
     
  49. steamengine

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    A Florida grad is an out of touch psycho? I’m shocked.
     
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    just learn to become a lineman and restore your own power
     
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