Official Middle East/ISIS thread: Tehran up another part of the Middle East

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  1. Lyrtch

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    Saying what a bout America's war crimes is a hilarious attempt at deflection
     
  2. electronic

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    American war crimes - famous for not upsetting people all over the world.
     
  3. K-slim3

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    Also famous for de-escalating what would normally be a major war into a confined more simple war, keeping the status quo
     
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  4. Illinihockey

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    they would never. They care deeply about the Palestinians civilians and nothing about PR
     
  5. 40wwttamgib

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    STRAWMAN!
     
  6. Illinihockey

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    Again, not a war crime.
     
  7. Lyrtch

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    Were you like a dod lawyer? I'm so baffled by your entire deal
     
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  8. Illinihockey

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    it just isn’t a war crime, you can read the law. Also the Iraqis called in that strike so I know you’re disappointed it wasn’t americas fault.
     
  9. Lyrtch

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    Wait are you a cia plant

    That would make a lot of sense
     
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  10. Illinihockey

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    Just like when Israel didn’t randomly drop a jdam on a hospital parking lot, the IDF didn’t just invent Al-shifa was being used by Hamas and people can’t just say they were wrong. It’s sad
     
  11. K-slim3

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    Mother fucker they still have hostages on both sides, none of this is right
     
  12. Drown ‘Em

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    Hey asshole! Military necessity (the exception you are referring to) still requires proportionality in the response under international humanitarian law.

    Article 51 of the Geneva Convention of 1949
    Article 51 - Protection of the civilian population
    1. The civilian population and individual civilians shall enjoy general protection against dangers arising from military operations. To give effect to this protection, the following rules, which are additional to other applicable rules of international law, shall be observed in all circumstances.

    2. The civilian population as such, as well as individual civilians, shall not be the object of attack. Acts or threats of violence the primary purpose of which is to spread terror among the civilian population are prohibited.

    3. Civilians shall enjoy the protection afforded by this Section, unless and for such time as they take a direct part in hostilities.

    4. Indiscriminate attacks are prohibited. Indiscriminate attacks are:

    (a) those which are not directed at a specific military objective;

    (b) those which employ a method or means of combat which cannot be directed at a specific military objective; or

    (c) those which employ a method or means of combat the effects of which cannot be limited as required by this Protocol;

    and consequently, in each such case, are of a nature to strike military objectives and civilians or civilian objects without distinction.

    5. Among others, the following types of attacks are to be considered as indiscriminate:

    (a) an attack by bombardment by any methods or means which treats as a single military objective a number of clearly separated and distinct military objectives located in a city, town, village or other area containing a similar concentration of civilians or civilian objects; and

    (b) an attack which may be expected to cause incidental loss of civilian life, injury to civilians, damage to civilian objects, or a combination thereof, which would be excessive in relation to the concrete and direct military advantage anticipated.
     
  13. Illinihockey

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    5(b) seems pretty subjective. I legitimately would be interested in knowing if anyone has ever been prosecuted under that section
     
  14. duc15

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    Anyone that follows war as a hobby is pretty disgusting
     
  15. BWC

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    https://lieber.westpoint.edu/proportionality-international-humanitarian-law-principle-rule/

    This is a quick write-up on the general mechanisms of international humanitarian law. Rules vs. principles is an important distinction that limits the subjectivity.
     
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  16. Drown ‘Em

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    Get the fuck out of here with this bullshit. You were quick to tell everyone nothing Israel has done is a war crime and to read “the law” to see how we are wrong. Well, I provided one of “the laws” that make up international humanitarian law. The bullshit you were spewing beforehand was that “the law” was clear that what Israel has done wasn’t criminal because of military necessity. By your response to my post, it is clear you didn’t know the fucking law. But it’s ok, because now you say it’s subjective. Again, get the fuck out of here with this bullshit.
     
  17. Tug

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    Welcome to war
     
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  18. Andy Reocho

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  19. Andy Reocho

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    Also amazed this thread went an afternoon/evening of posting without someone stopping in to post something like

    “Yea this will be the time you convince Illini he’s wrong”

    Good job, TMB
     
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  21. Redav

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    Good lay down
     
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  23. Can I Spliff it

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  24. Prospector

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    The Religious Right Is Loving the Middle East Apocalypse
    On this episode of The Time of Monsters, Chris Lehmann on the holy warriors excited at the world coming to an end.
    The news from the Middle East remains bleak, with the Israeli response to the Hamas massacre leading to more than 10,000 deaths, mainly of civilians. Most people regard the unfolding news with horror, but there is a subset of people who are not hiding the fact they are thrilled. A subset of evangelicals known as Pentecostals see the news as proof that the long awaited Apocalypse, which will herald the creation of a new heaven and a new earth, is at hand. They are strongly pro-Israel because they believe that the return of the Jews to the Holy Land, to be followed by their mass conversion to Christianity, is a necessary fulfillment of God’s plan.

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    We also talk about alternative Christian traditions that don’t hanker after Armageddon but work for peace.

    An earlier conversation I had with Sarah Posner took up the history of the religious right and is a good companion for this podcast.

    https://www.thenation.com/podcast/s...Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Weekly 11.17.2023&utm_term=weekly
     
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  25. K-slim3

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    Hand up that's on me but you know me, and yes this topic makes me angry online
     
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  26. Andy Reocho

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    Oh don't feel bad. It's a message board. The general point is to post.
     
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  27. Eric The Viking

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    Which comes first:

    Humanity stops having wars in the name of religion?

    Or

    Humanity is wiped out due to religious wars?
     
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  28. Andy Reocho

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    Latter because war will always happen
     
  29. Daniel Ocean

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    I’m not trying to get him to change his mind I’m simply trying to get him to own his shit.
     
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  30. Andy Reocho

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    No need to justify to me my friend. It was commentary TMB as a whole more than at anyone posting
     
  31. BWC

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    Hey man, I tried for over a year with TH and look how that turned out?
     
  32. RSK

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    Gen Z is only thing that gives me a bit of hope

     
  33. WhiskeyDelta

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    My money is on capitalism not religion wiping us out at this point
     
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  34. timo

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  35. Illinihockey

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    and all this time I thought israel was just making up Hamas using hospitals, mosques, and schools for military purposes.
     
  36. Gallant Knight

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    consider the source.
     
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  37. CaneKnight

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    There’s also a Hamas HQ under the headquarters of the federalist society here in America. Hopefully Israel can come in and clear out that building here in the states
     
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  38. Illinihockey

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    This is hilarious. People ask for evidence and when presented this is always the answer. Who is going to show this instead? Hamas? I know Hamas is a trusted source because their claims and figures are routinely posted here. I guess if you can’t believe Hamas who can you believe
     
  39. Gallant Knight

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    just pointing out that there should be some skepticism from an account with ~2k followers and something called viral news nyc.
     
  40. Illinihockey

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    Here you go



     
  41. CaneKnight

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    Dude keeps posting tweets from an organization that has spent DECADES lying about shit :laugh:

    No one, not even the US had issues with Palestinian government's reporting on their populations health until this war began. Suddenly they can't be trusted despite having a very good track record, but the IDF can be trusted despite lying all the fucking time? NAHHHH

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  42. Gallant Knight

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    there should also be some skepticism from the IDF.
     
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  43. Gallant Knight

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    like you're not going to change anyone's mind and you're obviously pretty dug into what you believe.

    just wanted to point out that some sources are more reliable than others.
     
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  44. glimmer

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    he’s literally repeated netanyahu talking points in this thread. he’s not going to question the idf
     
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  45. Illinihockey

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    right. So there’s no source good enough
     
  46. Illinihockey

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    what are the reliable sources other than Hamas
     
  47. Tobias

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    just caught up on the thread from last week.

    last time someone said you were posting pure propaganda, you had the same pathetic reaction and wow all those smoking gun tweets are gone now because they obviously were incredibly biased if not outright false

    you're such a disgusting pos about this shit

    rinse and repeat, fucko
     
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