Official TMB Butt Rock Thread

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  1. burnttatertot

    burnttatertot Señor Ringworm
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    If you guys want to seek out rarities go track down early 90's glam band Calamity Jane, album is called Wanna Play?.

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  2. burnttatertot

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    New Hitten out. Might be too heavy metalish for butts but I fucking love it and I'd be laughed at if I posted it in the metal thread.

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  3. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Metal is serious business.
     
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  4. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    That Hitten 'bum is going down real nice.

    How was the new dream theater album received in the TMB People Who Hate Joy thread? Cuz i actually liked it
     
  5. burnttatertot

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    I don't think anyone has brought up new Dream Theater over there yet. If they do though, and they claim to like it, I'll be the first to shame them.
     
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  6. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Fuck's sake. Just an endless array of incredible butt bands. This singer's outstanding. Killer melodic rock

     
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  7. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    real German ass eater here

     
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  8. burnttatertot

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    bite 'em in the ass!
     
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  9. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Killer Edmonton butt



    Check this whole album oot
     
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  10. Daddy Rabbit

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  11. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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  12. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Little Sleezer is the embodiment of ashing a cigarette between your legs while taking a shit



    ...and now, Maya Angelou!
     
  13. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Arsenio had all the butt

     
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  14. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    That new show, The Peacemaker. Just outadtanding. Guy's such a butt.

    Should spoiler this, but I'm p sure I just watched our protagonist nail some chick to some Quireboys, steal her Pretty Boy Floyd LP, make an astute comment that Cinderella is "the perfect nexus of blues and metal" and then bum out to a Firehouse record all in one episode.

    The man might out-butt Johnny Lawrence. Obviously, this show is the GOAT.
     
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  15. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I love this shitbrick album. Irony aside, it's really great.

     
  16. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

  17. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    That better not be a hint of irreverence i detect

    Dokken just behind Ratt as the GOAT
     
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  18. burnttatertot

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    He's thinking this absolves his taste in trendy teenage pop bands like Ghost and Limp Biscuit.
     
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  19. burnttatertot

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  20. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    That would be Limp Bizkit
     
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  21. burnttatertot

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    Show us your favorite Limp Bizkit songs.
     
  22. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    Is it bad that I actually have favorites?
     
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  23. burnttatertot

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    In a perfect world, yes.
     
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  24. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    That will be the end of Limp Bizkit talk itt
     
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  25. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Gorky Park. The ultimate reminder that Russian attempts at participating in cool cultural phenomena are always laughably awful. Russia is aggressively awkward in every way. God I hate that shithole

     
  26. RU-Omega Potato

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    :roll::roll:

    Holy shit I haven't heard that crap in decades.

    I had a buddy who could ape that singer perfectly for drunken laughs.
     
  27. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    He sounds like such a dumbshit singing "hyot, whet end sticky switt"

    Go away Russia, you're not butt
     
  28. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    burnttatertot how neckbeard angry is the metal thread about Ghost's new album?
     
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  29. burnttatertot

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    So mad they haven't been able to bring themselves to discuss it.
     
  30. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Still really need to see these guys. Front dude is a total butt and seems like a real fun and cool guy

     
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  31. burnttatertot

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    Love me some Skull Fist.


    Unrelated but Poison somehow came up in conversation at the office today. I lost interest once the conversation took a weird turn into emo 80's bands like The Smiths.
     
  32. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Not gonna say I like Poison, but I sure got tired of hating them
     
  33. burnttatertot

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    Only one I had back in the 80's was the debut.

    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Want Action Tonight, Saaaaaaaaaatisfaction All Night!
     
  34. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Couple catchy radio tunes about how work blows and partying is fun? Sure, what's the problem here? I'll reserve my hate for motley crue
     
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  35. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    This song sucks so right

     
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  36. burnttatertot

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    Had no idea they were still around. I remember in the mid 90's when it was announced Nicke had started this 'rock' band and the death metal community lost their collective minds.

     
  37. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Album checks. Rocks major canadian butt
     
  38. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Band absolutely SHARTS



    The amount of absolutely killer hard rock that got pitched out the window in the late 80s- early 90s is tragic
     
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  39. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Highly recommend buying that cd from eonian records.

    And p much anything from eonian for that matter
     
  40. burnttatertot

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    I can be talked into buying anything when I'm high.
     
  41. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Buy this shit and Julliet
     
  42. burnttatertot

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    Julliet? Is that some sort of 'netflix and chill' slang I'm not familiar with?
     
  43. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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  44. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    It's like if Poison just shamelessly committed a little harder to eating ass instead of having some weird/dumb sorta christian thing goin on
     
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  45. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    But Charlotte's way better
     
  46. Kent Pavelka

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    Headed to pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ ’s back yard last night after he and a bud had been butt rocking for hours. The Ratt was so loud he couldn’t hear me tryna get through his gate so I had to call him on the dang phone.

    Then an hour later he retrieved the extra pizza he’d ordered during the day knowing that so much butt was going to require a refuel around midnight.

    A true expert buttsman.

    Also I’m pretty sure we listened to this?

     
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  47. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Icon rules so hard