Official Ukraine Thread: Putin On The Fritz

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  1. Josey Wales

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    It allegedly happened at some point historically and trump once referred to it. Except it’s been debunked.
     
  2. bro

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    We set the tables and everything!
     
  3. Jake Barnes

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    Not sure they have enough chairs.
     
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  4. Joe Withabee

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    Pretty sure I've heard or seen versions of that with pig's blood from 9/11 on, no doubt it's been a thing for as long as Christians have been shooting at Muslims
     
  5. chuckmasterflex

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    I feel the China Nine-Dash line and Taiwan is very complicated and not related to this.
     
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  6. Jake Barnes

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    You're right, that's why he's PM'ing me about it.

    Back to Ukraine.
     
  7. Imurhuckleberry

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    Insurance could just pay in rubles at the amount that was originally assessed at.
     
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  9. Can I Spliff it

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  10. Fudd

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    As I suspected, Belarus has facilities comparable to the conference room at your local Embassy Suites.
     
  11. bro

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  12. ARSENAL

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    Gives me Trump, fast food at the White House vibes.
     
  13. bro

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  14. Imurhuckleberry

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    I heard some senator saying that these tactical nukes are built for battlefields but there really aren't any. So will he use it on Kyiv, most glorious of Russian cities? Threaten NATO cities? Not sure where he could realistically use them.
     
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  16. IV

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    Putin has to appreciate tucker give him propaganda to feed his people
     
  17. Imurhuckleberry

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    Maybe like the Olympics when the host country doesn't have the people to compete in an event. .0001% Ukrainian? Good enough.
     
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  19. Shinzon

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    And the collective efforts of nations around the world are destabilizing your economy and devaluing your currency draining the money reserves for the war effort. Your billions are melting away and your overlord won’t hesitate to take what’s left to fund his “special operation” that is already behind schedule and over-budget.

    With no political plan the only option seems to be hire yourself an Agent 47, Putin gets the garrote, and you hope to hang on to as many billions as possible.
     
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  20. mb711

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    Just answer, more people want to know
     
  21. southlick

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  22. Joe Withabee

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    Jesus, there's gonna be full scale riots there soon (Until they are promptly beaten and Gulaged by the Cossacks)
     
  23. southlick

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  24. bertwing

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  25. Joe Withabee

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    Thanks, Unusual Whales!
     
  26. swiz

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  27. southlick

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  28. Jean-Ralphio

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    I wish theyd go for it, but not in a million years.
     
  29. ARSENAL

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    Intetesting
     
  30. southlick

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  31. ARSENAL

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    So where/what does Ukraines president do during the nights? My man wakes up chipper AF to address the media in some unknown location. Cheers to him though.
     
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  34. Shinzon

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  35. Jean-Ralphio

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    Lets get these numbers up.
     
  36. southlick

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  38. RavenNole

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    Good thread. It’s clear that this ideas line up very closely with everything Putin seems to do
     
  39. RavenNole

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    I would be curious to hear how this happens. Russia has to reopen the stock market at some point but if western companies aren’t allowed to sell Russian assets, I’m guessing that holdings like this just stay in limbo until things are resolved or Putin is overthrown
     
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  40. Killy Me Please

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    It's bullshit corporate grandstanding.
     
  41. ramszoolander

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    But really, sending in armor without air and infantry is insane. Russia hasn't paid attention to our mistakes.
     
  42. Randy Dangus

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  43. BWC

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    Also, provides a window into the mush brain of the poster who keeps posting said sources.
     
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  44. enjj

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    Can see why he is a hero to the RWNJ. He’s wackadoo.
     
  45. enjj

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    Why aren’t there more attacks like this? They are sitting ducks.
    And if they don’t have the right equipment to pull this off, why haven’t they been supplied with them?
     
  46. Jean-Ralphio

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    My friend who used to work at the Danish embassy in moscow says that guy was heavily sidelined 10 years ago because he was too extreme, but that theres no doubt Putin took some of his ideas.
     
  47. Taffy

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    Plus, they've got to find a buyer. Who in the world is that going to be?
     
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  48. Goose

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    China is going to bail them out at the last second. Not trying to get my hopes up
     
  49. Hank Scorpio

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    BBC. My favorite news channel and porn search term!
     
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