QAnonsense: Going Balls Deep on the Deep State

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  1. Barves2125

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    This woman needs to seek the help of medical professionals before she hurts herself or others.
     
  2. tylerdolphin

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    This might be one of the funniest things I've ever seen
     
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  4. TylerDurden

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    Delete your facebook you complicit cunt
     
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  6. BumpingNasties

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    What is pizzagate? I like pizza.
     
  7. DirtBall

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    You’re a disgusting fucker!!! You like “pizza”?
     
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  8. Can I Spliff it

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    sigh

    So, when the russians hacked the DNC e-mail servers because the DNC is effectively held hostage by idiot boomers who still think we live in the 80s and will click any idiotic thing sent to them, and those e-mails were made public, some weirdos kept keying in on the term pizza, a la "lets order pizza for the staffers" of "we have to feed a lot of people, order some pizza."

    Through the magic of suggestion and an already polarized environment where every democrat nominee for president the last 2 decades happened to also be the antichrist (Bill, Al Gore, Kerry, Barack, Hillary), the definitely-very-smart problem solvers put it together that pizza was code for child sex slaves who were tortured for their sweet, delicious adrenochrome, which is apparently a substance that gives democrat politicians like the definitely-not-aging-at-all Nancy Pelosi and celebrities like Seth Rogen limitless youth, and children can only secrete it while being abused apparently. I think those are the rules or something.

    So when you hear these people go "oooooh, pizza, eh?" they mean child abuse farms, essentially.
     
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  9. BumpingNasties

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    How dare they try to ruin the good name of pizza!
     
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  10. Lipp the Gay Liberal

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    Hear me out here. How is this different from believing Scientology’s teachings or other organized religions that teach make believe stories?
     
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    I think someone might have said it here, too, but on one of the podcasts I listen to they call it white trash scientology. Probably the best description of it ive heard yet. Satanic panic during the internet era is not fun at all.
     
  12. Name P. Redacted

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    Also 4chan abbreviates child porn as “cp” and then calls it cheese pizza to add a level of abstraction.
     
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  13. DirtBall

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    Keep her the F away from Baby Yoda

     
  14. JGator1

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    So it appears she killed a fellow qanon believer and kidnapped her own daughters



     
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    grifter justice
     
  16. Artoo

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    Oh shit, I'm county adjacent to that killing!
     
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    Listened to the new episode of the Q clearance podcast this morning, and Hanrahan basically said he feels comfortable with naming Jim and Ron watkins as the current Q authors. Said he has trip codes, IP addresses, etc as evidence.
     
  18. JGator1

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    Qanon comes to MMA!!!!!

     
  19. BudKilmer

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    I still don’t know what the fuck a shadow ban is
     
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  20. Barves2125

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    I'd honestly be shocked if there wasn't a staggering overlap between MMA fighters and Qanon believers. I mean these are people who actively get punched and kicked in the head every day.
     
  21. Marty Kaan

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    this is not what pizza gate actually was
     
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  22. Menelaus

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    White trash - check
    Brain damage - check
    MMA Lover - check
     
  23. Barves2125

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    What was it then?
     
  24. electronic

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    It’s when people’s bot followers get purged, so their dumb posts get fewer likes/retweets. It can’t be due to stupidity of the thought, so it must be big brother suppressing their amazing posts!
     
  25. electronic

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    Imagine coming out today as a Qanon dipshit.

    I mean, a couple years ago before Q had a track record mirroring Trump’s election lawsuits is one thing, but after zero arrests of global elites and numerous Trump administration guilty pleas, you have to be an especially impressive level of dumb to do it now.
     
  26. Duck70

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    MMA is so fucking trashy.
     
  27. Marty Kaan

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    fairly sure the pizzagate scandal is in reference to the Jame Alefantis's spot "Comet Ping Pong". Alefantis was targeted bc of his partner whom owned Media Matters. It was all manufactured propoganda to indirectly smear the Clintons, Soros, and Media Matters. The emails referencing pedophila language were just a small piece of the smear campaign. They tied Podesta to some missing child overseas. They said all of the above were into satanic rituals bc of they went to some party hosted by a famous artist Abrahamvich (sp?)

    it was some beautiful science fiction writing. The sequal (Q Anon) has been equally captivating.
     
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  28. Marty Kaan

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    shadow banning is a real thing. Just not as common as some people like to believe
     
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  29. JGator1

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    Add in Joe Rogan and you've got a stew going
     
  30. JGator1

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    Yes there were child sex slaves held in the basement of Comet Ping Pong. One moron with an assault rifle drove hours to Comet Ping Pong to save the children. The restaurant doesn't even have a fucking basement.
     
  31. electronic

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    Who has gotten shadow banned?
     
  32. Bricktop the white

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    It's slightly broader than that. The Podesta emails made a reference to "spirit cooking" which was an invitation that podesta got to go to dinner at an artists house, the artist had previously made an artwork called "spirit cooking". Nutters immediately jumped on this to mean that spirit cooking was code of satanic ritual child sacrifice. Then they decided that all food references were part of the conspiracy and they found a ton of emails that mentioned pizza, which they usually ordered from Comet. They then decided that comet ping pong had a network of underground tunnels and was the primary front for a cabal of cannibal pedophiles, which eventually led to a guy storming a place with a rifle and demanding to see the tunnels. They also believed that "cheese pizza" is code for Child Porn because they're not particularly clever.

    https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2016/11/spirit-cooking-explained-satanic-ritual-or-fun-dinner.html
     
  33. Marty Kaan

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    they filled the basement in before the law could get there
     
  34. IV

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  35. Marty Kaan

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    The pizza codes came from the FBI
     
  36. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Neither do the people that claim it’s happened to them.
     
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    Unless you want to get married and are gay. Then it is.
     
  38. electronic

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    Or want to do basically anything in public while black.
     
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  39. sam shakusky

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    There are a lot of trashy fans (same for college football) but MMA as a whole is not trashy. It is an ancient sport steeped in honor, discipline, and respect.
     
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  40. Redav

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    Like literally nothing is closed in Georgia. I'm not sure what there is to open up
     
  41. mc415

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    they don’t want the government to tell people how to live their own lives.......but they are also the party of Law and Order?
     
  42. Lipp the Gay Liberal

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    From the guy with the WWE tag lmbo
     
  43. Duck70

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    Oh, I'm not say the act of them competing is the trashy part. Im saying the entire culture and ecosystem MMA, especially UFC, is trashy as fuck.

    Every UFC fan I know looks like this
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  44. zeberdee

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    I assume you're referring to people who identify as UFC fans, not anyone that follows the sport in any capacity.

    I'll be honest, I spent more than a couple nights watching UFC during those dark spring months with no sports.
     
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    How many pairs of Oakley Gascans did you buy?
     
  46. Duck70

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    I have no clue. But coincidentally they are usually the dumbest people I went to highschool with.
     
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    Here it’s just bars and if you’re upset you can’t go indoors into bars and get drunk you may need to take a look in the mirror
     
  48. Barves2125

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    Why do people make fists in these photos?